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Author Topic: the 'dinner for less than $1 with alchol included' contest thread (free $!!)  (Read 4277 times)

c0mpl3x

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whoever comes up with the best meal for less than $1, WITH alcohol included in the $1, will get $5 from me at the end of the week into their paypal


go!!
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Uh, ramen and a .20 beer, theres a meal for a quarter.
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Turkey soup pancakes sir

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beer you stole from some 16 year old kids party

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$0.32 meal

i can has win?
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How about some beat up vagina meat and a heineken to wash down the filth i installed in it many of times? Sir pm me my money now
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If am a ever retarded enough to get hitched (2x) I would either drink myself to death at my wedding or die trying.

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Eat a bunch of red meat for lunch, wash it down with beer and hard alcohol of ones choosing.  Wait for dinner time.  Shit on a plate and piss in a cup.  Dinner is served.


Winner.
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I vote that one above this post at the best answer so far
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If am a ever retarded enough to get hitched (2x) I would either drink myself to death at my wedding or die trying.

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22oz prime rib i cut and stole from work along with a 6 pack of old milwalkie pounders i also stole from work. So in theory i made money of this
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I had this last night.

3/4 lb of spaghetti - free after coupon doubles
1 can of Hunt's Zesty Italian Sauce - free after coupon doubles
2 12oz cans of Beast Ice - $1 ($6 a 12 pack)

Enough for two HUGE plates.....
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Mista Bone wins, lol
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Mista Bone wins, lol

Hey, I had to not long ago, I was THAT broke.

$20-25 to live for a week.

$10 on food like above, didn't always have coupons
$5 for gas to get to the library, to surf the net, sell shit on Ebay
$5 for Cici's pizza, all you can eat, help clean at the end of the night and get leftovers

and if it was a good week, I'd spend $5 on a 12 pack of Beast Ice.

I never took any government assistance other then the due to me unemployment for 6 months.....which went to pay child support.

Frugal, wasn't fun, but with todays economy, I'm way ahead of the rest.
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A glass or two of a nice cab, some moussaka, some turkish bread with a nice olive oil dip.
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A glass or two of a nice cab, some moussaka, some turkish bread with a nice olive oil dip.

Is that on the dollar menu?  :P
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 a full 4 course meal at the china grill in nyc followed by 2 hours of heavy drinking running the company tab well over 200... fuck yea
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Shoot a deer (or any wild animal for that matter), process and cook it yourself, steal a 6er from the neighbor when he's not looking

Total cost depends on the round of choice

My wife says a .177 pellet to kill a squirrel would be cheap (she's done it)
« Last Edit: June 17, 2009, 08:29:55 PM by Conceptz-X »
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But you would have to shoot like a dozen squirrels to get enough meat to be a meal. With that being said 500 pellets are like $3
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Depends on your shot, the wife can KO them with one shot, so 5 squirrels or so would not cost much (hell OP had a pot pie, not much food there).  Or pick something a little larger to take home.  Or just go fishing, you can find worms in the yard.  That would be cheap.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2009, 08:38:56 PM by Conceptz-X »
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pigeons ftmfw!

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i go to the homie's house and eat fo free and drink fo free!  they'll even pick me up so i use no gas.
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Main Course (unprepared) You will need a few depending how many you wish to feed

Ammo

Weapon

The kill

Preperation

Invite these ladies over for dinner





Sorry, the squirrel population has diminished in numbers here due to overharvesting.  Decided to quit hunting untill a proper population has returned.

ok, not really, I don't really have the time to gather all this up so I found some pictures, but the wife has shot squirrel (defending the bird feeder) and fried it up for dinner.
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they don't here either... raccoons, that's a different story.

I used to chase squirrels up trees as a kid.  Don't see many of them around no more though. 
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You can't get any sort of liquor for under $1 in Canada :-[
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they don't here either... raccoons, that's a different story.

I used to chase squirrels up trees as a kid.  Don't see many of them around no more though. 

thats because even the squirrels are smart enough to get out of that shithole called california.   :noel:
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this thread has turned from 'cheap dinner' to 'killing and eating squirrels'  Haha, I love it.
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they don't here either... raccoons, that's a different story.

I used to chase squirrels up trees as a kid.  Don't see many of them around no more though. 

thats because even the squirrels are smart enough to get out of that shithole called california.   :noel:

works for me.  more acorns for me to nibble on.  :P
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so conceptz-x seems to be the winner, being he's the only one to NOT post google image results besides me



Everyone knows what ramen looks like, and beer too. Do you really pictures people took themselves? Or even pictures at all?
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so conceptz-x seems to be the winner, being he's the only one to NOT post google image results besides me



Everyone knows what ramen looks like, and beer too. Do you really pictures people took themselves? Or even pictures at all?

This thread is for broke niggers who have more time then money. So I would assume yes.

On a side note, for less then $1 I can't think of anything I would want to eat. For the $5 bounty I would goto Costco and get a Hotdog, and a pop.
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pfff, go to taco stand. get 2-4 tacos at a buck a peice, use whats left for booze? :yes:
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FREE MEAL AT MC DONALD'S (REMI GAILLARD)


then go buy your 1 dollar beer
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