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Title: michael jackson faked his death
Post by: chris on June 25, 2009, 08:34:21 PM: zc
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Post by: Wicked on June 25, 2009, 08:38:31 PM: crx
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Post by: Wicked on June 25, 2009, 08:39:12 PM: holset
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Post by: 90LSPimpin on June 25, 2009, 08:40:25 PM: DSM 450's
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Post by: dvst8r on June 25, 2009, 08:41:09 PM: faklad
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Post by: d112crzy on June 25, 2009, 08:44:22 PM: 10lbs will turn ya out.
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Post by: ratcityrex on June 25, 2009, 08:46:17 PM: hhh
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Post by: jeffsciv23 on June 25, 2009, 08:50:31 PM: my mouth tastes of poor choices
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Post by: dvst8r on June 25, 2009, 08:53:09 PM: Elvis showed him how.
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Post by: Stealthmode on June 25, 2009, 09:00:41 PM: CFM's don't roll through an air intake.
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Post by: ironcrx on June 25, 2009, 09:04:46 PM: tupac, biggie smalls, micheal jackson = From the grave surprise World Tour 2012
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Post by: Sinister on June 25, 2009, 09:07:28 PM: Quote from: ironcrx on June 25, 2009, 09:04:46 PM
tupac, biggie smalls, micheal jackson = From the grave surprise World Tour 2012

dont forget elvis
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Post by: bryantaylor on June 25, 2009, 09:20:06 PM: MJ doesn't afraid of anything.
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Post by: CSaddict on June 25, 2009, 09:25:14 PM: First I'll change the straw to not contract the herpes.
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Post by: Turbo242 on June 25, 2009, 10:15:59 PM: urathane motor mount...
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Post by: SloS13 on June 25, 2009, 10:20:16 PM: 66% throttle
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Post by: That Guy on June 25, 2009, 10:27:47 PM: blue dash
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Post by: g_shok on June 25, 2009, 10:28:12 PM: nice
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Post by: widebody93 on June 25, 2009, 10:31:47 PM: Im going to kick your ass. THAT GUY.
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Post by: Joseph Davis on June 25, 2009, 11:05:19 PM: Tupac showed him how.
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Post by: malichite on June 25, 2009, 11:12:32 PM: nope
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on June 25, 2009, 11:13:35 PM: I heard his last request was a ride to Childrens hospital
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Post by: 92CXyD on June 25, 2009, 11:41:45 PM: devcon filled blocks ;D
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Post by: Joseph Davis on June 25, 2009, 11:50:14 PM: Quote from: 92CXyD on June 25, 2009, 11:41:45 PM
devcon filled blocks ;D

I totaled the shell one was installed in yesterday. Good shit!!
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Post by: HiProfile on June 26, 2009, 12:04:42 AM: ughhhh!
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Post by: shadow on June 26, 2009, 12:13:34 AM: ok
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Post by: dvst8r on June 26, 2009, 12:15:42 AM: oc
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Post by: chris on June 26, 2009, 12:16:37 AM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on June 25, 2009, 11:05:19 PM
Tupac showed him how.
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Post by: 90boostdaccord on June 26, 2009, 12:18:02 AM: i yell hey your car's slow
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Post by: deeznutts on June 26, 2009, 12:44:19 AM: Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on June 25, 2009, 11:13:35 PM
I heard his last request was a ride to Childrens hospital

hahahahhaah thats some funny shit
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Post by: 5thgenlx on June 26, 2009, 01:00:56 AM: another rapist 6 feet under, oh well, excuse me while i don't give a shit
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Post by: t_cel_t on June 26, 2009, 01:11:42 AM: i dont fucking get it, the sick fuck is dead. everybody should be glad, not fucking talking about how great he was/is. if it was up to me he already would have been dead.
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Post by: d112crzy on June 26, 2009, 01:44:03 AM: Quote from: t_cel_t on June 26, 2009, 01:11:42 AM
i dont fucking get it, the sick fuck is dead. everybody should be glad, not fucking talking about how great he was/is. if it was up to me he already would have been dead.

exactly.
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Post by: AbaZ on June 26, 2009, 01:57:27 AM: damn I wanted to take my future kids to the neverland ranch.
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Post by: 90LSPimpin on June 26, 2009, 03:07:46 AM: 393hp < 400 hp = fail
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Post by: hatchboy on June 26, 2009, 03:39:04 AM: BULLSHIT
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Post by: widebody93 on June 26, 2009, 03:47:41 AM: Quote from: hatchboy on June 26, 2009, 03:39:04 AM
BULLSHIT
OH FUCK YEAH

BULLSHIT
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Post by: hatchboy on June 26, 2009, 05:23:24 AM: Quote from: widebody93 on June 26, 2009, 03:47:41 AM
Quote from: hatchboy on June 26, 2009, 03:39:04 AM
BULLSHIT
OH FUCK YEAH

BULLSHIT
YOU CAN"T DOUBLE STAMP A TRIPLE STAMP

BULLSHIT
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Post by: 97Econobox on June 26, 2009, 06:25:06 AM: Dude it wasnt a heart attack it was food poising. He ate some 12 year old nuts.
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Post by: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM: Quote from: t_cel_t on June 26, 2009, 01:11:42 AM
i dont fucking get it, the sick fuck is dead. everybody should be glad, not fucking talking about how great he was/is. if it was up to me he already would have been dead.

thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.
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Post by: ShoofIsLudin on June 26, 2009, 08:54:31 AM: Quote from: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM
thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.

Its great how every couple years he was being charged with touching another little boy and giving them "Jesus Juice". Or publicly holding his child over the railing... thats a great example to set for the retards we have walking this planet.
We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

No DOUBT he was a pop star, had some great songs, and was a good dancer, but he was a weirdo... with serious problems...
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Post by: j.h.christ on June 26, 2009, 08:58:41 AM: not to mention he paid jordan chandler in excess of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS in hush money to settle out of court. i don't care if he could sing and dance... ted bundy played the fuckin guitar like no other, does he get a free pass too?
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Post by: 97Econobox on June 26, 2009, 09:18:08 AM: Quote from: ShoofIsLudin on June 26, 2009, 08:54:31 AM
Quote from: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM
thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.

We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

No DOUBT he was a pop star, had some great songs, and was a good dancer, but he was a weirdo... with serious problems...

Ima cracka ass cracka.
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Post by: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 09:24:59 AM: Quote from: ShoofIsLudin on June 26, 2009, 08:54:31 AM
We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

MJ hasn't been black since the 80's so wtf are you talking about?

We all know he was weird I aint denying that he was off in another world. Who in this world you havn't come across like that?
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Post by: j.h.christ on June 26, 2009, 09:35:01 AM: Quote from: 97Econobox on June 26, 2009, 09:18:08 AM
Quote from: ShoofIsLudin on June 26, 2009, 08:54:31 AM
Quote from: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM
thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.

We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

No DOUBT he was a pop star, had some great songs, and was a good dancer, but he was a weirdo... with serious problems...

Thanks for proving how ignorant white people are. You one of the dudes who hears the Black guy playin his radio at the gas station and then Curses loudly about how no one wants to hear that profanity and crap. You wont say shit to him but you'll let everyone else hear you cussin about it.

uh, dude isn't white.
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Post by: Towdogg on June 26, 2009, 09:51:23 AM: Widebody, How do you feel now that your babysitter has died....
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Post by: Lowerit on June 26, 2009, 09:56:58 AM: Michael Jackson made Thriller....

Thriller....
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Post by: 97Econobox on June 26, 2009, 10:02:30 AM: Quote from: j.h.christ on June 26, 2009, 09:35:01 AM
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Quote from: ShoofIsLudin on June 26, 2009, 08:54:31 AM
Quote from: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM
thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.

We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

No DOUBT he was a pop star, had some great songs, and was a good dancer, but he was a weirdo... with serious problems...

Im a cracka ass crack..

uh, dude isn't white.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. uh well goddamn, I suppose that changes everything. Not real sure what the fuck to say bout it now lol.
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Post by: j.h.christ on June 26, 2009, 10:05:06 AM: Quote from: 97Econobox on June 26, 2009, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: j.h.christ on June 26, 2009, 09:35:01 AM
Quote from: 97Econobox on June 26, 2009, 09:18:08 AM
Quote from: ShoofIsLudin on June 26, 2009, 08:54:31 AM
Quote from: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM
thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.

We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

No DOUBT he was a pop star, had some great songs, and was a good dancer, but he was a weirdo... with serious problems...

Im a cracka ass crack..

uh, dude isn't white.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. uh well goddamn, I suppose that changes everything. Not real sure what the fuck to say bout it now lol.

have you ever met a white person named shoof?

lol!
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Post by: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 10:08:20 AM: Quote from: Lowerit on June 26, 2009, 09:56:58 AM
Michael Jackson made Thriller....

Thriller....

dave chapelle
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Post by: 97Econobox on June 26, 2009, 10:13:53 AM: Quote from: j.h.christ on June 26, 2009, 10:05:06 AM
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Quote from: j.h.christ on June 26, 2009, 09:35:01 AM
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Quote from: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM
thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.

We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

No DOUBT he was a pop star, had some great songs, and was a good dancer, but he was a weirdo... with serious problems...

Im a cracka ass crack..

uh, dude isn't white.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. uh well goddamn, I suppose that changes everything. Not real sure what the fuck to say bout it now lol.

have you ever met a white person named shoof?

lol!

No but i do have a friend that is black as an ace of spades and his name is Skeeter. He drinks Budwiser and smokes Marlbro reds and build sand rails for the mud bogs. He makes some awesome Chicken Gizzards.
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Post by: onlyflash944 on June 26, 2009, 10:19:26 AM: Breaking news: Michael Jackson is to be cremated. By his request, his ashes are to be scattered in the sand at several playgrounds local to Neverland Ranch. This request may sound wierd at first, but his will clearly states, "Even after I'm gone, I still want to be able to get in little boy's pants"
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Post by: chris on June 26, 2009, 11:52:05 AM: Quote from: onlyflash944 on June 26, 2009, 10:19:26 AM
Breaking news: Michael Jackson is to be cremated. By his request, his ashes are to be scattered in the sand at several playgrounds local to Neverland Ranch. This request may sound wierd at first, but his will clearly states, "Even after I'm gone, I still want to be able to get in little boy's pants"

;D
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Post by: hatrack48 on June 26, 2009, 01:43:49 PM: In memory of MJ- everyone reach down and grab your crotch and beat it, just beat it
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Post by: Ntrain2k on June 26, 2009, 03:12:15 PM: Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with HIM for a change.
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Post by: 90boostdaccord on June 26, 2009, 03:13:26 PM: They melted him into balloons, so kids could blow him for a change.
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Post by: 90boostdaccord on June 26, 2009, 03:14:27 PM: What do young boys and rigor mortis have in common?

the only two things that can get MJ hard.
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Post by: 90boostdaccord on June 26, 2009, 03:15:46 PM: doctors said MJ hasn't been this stiff since macauley culkin slept over.
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Post by: crttaz on June 26, 2009, 04:39:55 PM: Assisted Suicide?
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Post by: dvst8r on June 26, 2009, 05:24:49 PM: Quote from: crttaz on June 26, 2009, 04:39:55 PM
Assisted Suicide?

How do you do an assisted heart attack? Other then lots of fast food?
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Post by: Wicked on June 26, 2009, 09:36:15 PM: crx d holset ,, epic win :-X
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Post by: Wicked on June 26, 2009, 09:55:44 PM: fakblad
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Post by: Turbo Dave-penis lover on June 26, 2009, 11:42:18 PM: nobody thought he might have just railed an alligator tail and popped his ticker? either that or a speedball
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Post by: keelay on June 27, 2009, 06:15:28 AM: heart attack was bullshit, he HATED Farrah Fawcett. He killed himself to take attention away from her death

seriously, did anyone see that shit on the news? at the end of a fucking 30 min special on MJ the talking head said " ...also today, farrah fawcett died, more on the life of michael jackson when we return"

fuckin lawl
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Post by: Doug on June 27, 2009, 06:15:17 PM: They found his ass in the Philippians.

http://www.comcast.net/video/filipino-inmates-in-jacko-tribute/1165890143/Comcast/1165177816/ (http://www.comcast.net/video/filipino-inmates-in-jacko-tribute/1165890143/Comcast/1165177816/)

&quot;Thriller&quot; (original upload) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
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Post by: widebody93 on June 27, 2009, 10:04:51 PM: If that was a real female"yes Spiker thats a tranny" I'm sure as hell bet the THRILLER would of been a Shocker
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Post by: HiProfile on June 29, 2009, 06:23:33 PM: Quote from: Doug on June 27, 2009, 06:15:17 PM
They found his ass in the Philippians.

Hmm, I wonder. You think those are all the now-grown boys that MJ has molested over the years?

I'm sorta thinking no - those are just the ones that got arrested for child prostitution... :evil:
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Post by: BlackDragon on July 01, 2009, 02:15:49 PM: :?:

http://www.techbanyan.com/4554/jordan-chandler-admits-lied-about-michael-jackson/ (http://www.techbanyan.com/4554/jordan-chandler-admits-lied-about-michael-jackson/)
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Post by: random-strike on July 01, 2009, 03:14:40 PM: Quote from: dvst8r on June 26, 2009, 05:24:49 PM
Quote from: crttaz on June 26, 2009, 04:39:55 PM
Assisted Suicide?

How do you do an assisted heart attack? Other then lots of fast food?

drugs