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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2009, 01:00:56 AM »
another rapist 6 feet under, oh well, excuse me while i don't give a shit
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2009, 01:11:42 AM »
i dont fucking get it, the sick fuck is dead. everybody should be glad, not fucking talking about how great he was/is. if it was up to me he already would have been dead.
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2009, 01:44:03 AM »
Quote from: t_cel_t on June 26, 2009, 01:11:42 AM
i dont fucking get it, the sick fuck is dead. everybody should be glad, not fucking talking about how great he was/is. if it was up to me he already would have been dead.

exactly.
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2009, 01:57:27 AM »
damn I wanted to take my future kids to the neverland ranch.
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2009, 03:07:46 AM »
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2009, 03:39:04 AM »
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2009, 03:47:41 AM »
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2009, 05:23:24 AM »
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2009, 06:25:06 AM »
Dude it wasnt a heart attack it was food poising.  He ate some 12 year old nuts.
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM »
Quote from: t_cel_t on June 26, 2009, 01:11:42 AM
i dont fucking get it, the sick fuck is dead. everybody should be glad, not fucking talking about how great he was/is. if it was up to me he already would have been dead.

thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2009, 08:54:31 AM »
Quote from: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM
thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.

Its great how every couple years he was being charged with touching another little boy and giving them "Jesus Juice".  Or publicly holding his child over the railing... thats a great example to set for the retards we have walking this planet.
We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

No DOUBT he was a pop star, had some great songs,  and was a good dancer, but he was a weirdo...  with serious problems... 
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2009, 08:58:41 AM »
not to mention he paid jordan chandler in excess of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS in hush money to settle out of court. i don't care if he could sing and dance... ted bundy played the fuckin guitar like no other, does he get a free pass too?
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2009, 09:18:08 AM »
Quote from: ShoofIsLudin on June 26, 2009, 08:54:31 AM
Quote from: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM
thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.


We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

No DOUBT he was a pop star, had some great songs,  and was a good dancer, but he was a weirdo...  with serious problems... 

Ima cracka ass cracka.
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2009, 09:24:59 AM »
Quote from: ShoofIsLudin on June 26, 2009, 08:54:31 AM
We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

MJ hasn't been black since the 80's so wtf are you talking about?

We all know he was weird I aint denying that he was off in another world. Who in this world you havn't come across like that?
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #44 on: June 26, 2009, 09:35:01 AM »
Quote from: 97Econobox on June 26, 2009, 09:18:08 AM
Quote from: ShoofIsLudin on June 26, 2009, 08:54:31 AM
Quote from: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM
thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.


We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

No DOUBT he was a pop star, had some great songs,  and was a good dancer, but he was a weirdo...  with serious problems... 

Thanks for proving how ignorant white people are.  You one of the dudes who hears the Black guy playin his radio at the gas station and then Curses loudly about how no one wants to hear that profanity and crap.  You wont say shit to him but you'll let everyone else hear you cussin about it.

uh, dude isn't white.
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #45 on: June 26, 2009, 09:51:23 AM »
Widebody,  How do you feel now that your babysitter has died....     
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2009, 09:56:58 AM »
Michael Jackson made Thriller....


















Thriller....
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #47 on: June 26, 2009, 10:02:30 AM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on June 26, 2009, 09:35:01 AM
Quote from: 97Econobox on June 26, 2009, 09:18:08 AM
Quote from: ShoofIsLudin on June 26, 2009, 08:54:31 AM
Quote from: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM
thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.


We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

No DOUBT he was a pop star, had some great songs,  and was a good dancer, but he was a weirdo...  with serious problems... 

Im a cracka ass crack..

uh, dude isn't white.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  uh well goddamn, I suppose that changes everything.  Not real sure what the fuck to say bout it now lol.
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #48 on: June 26, 2009, 10:05:06 AM »
Quote from: 97Econobox on June 26, 2009, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: j.h.christ on June 26, 2009, 09:35:01 AM
Quote from: 97Econobox on June 26, 2009, 09:18:08 AM
Quote from: ShoofIsLudin on June 26, 2009, 08:54:31 AM
Quote from: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM
thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.


We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

No DOUBT he was a pop star, had some great songs,  and was a good dancer, but he was a weirdo...  with serious problems... 

Im a cracka ass crack..

uh, dude isn't white.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  uh well goddamn, I suppose that changes everything.  Not real sure what the fuck to say bout it now lol.

have you ever met a white person named shoof?
 
lol!
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #49 on: June 26, 2009, 10:08:20 AM »
Quote from: Lowerit on June 26, 2009, 09:56:58 AM
Michael Jackson made Thriller....


















Thriller....

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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #50 on: June 26, 2009, 10:13:53 AM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on June 26, 2009, 10:05:06 AM
Quote from: 97Econobox on June 26, 2009, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: j.h.christ on June 26, 2009, 09:35:01 AM
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Quote from: BlackDragon on June 26, 2009, 07:59:56 AM
thats where you fall in the 50% view of michael. The other half are the ones who talks about how great he was.


We all know how clumsy black ppl can be (greasy fingers from eating chicken, and playin with their fro's)

No DOUBT he was a pop star, had some great songs,  and was a good dancer, but he was a weirdo...  with serious problems... 

Im a cracka ass crack..

uh, dude isn't white.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  uh well goddamn, I suppose that changes everything.  Not real sure what the fuck to say bout it now lol.

have you ever met a white person named shoof?
 
lol!

No but i do have a friend that is black as an ace of spades and his name is Skeeter.  He drinks Budwiser and smokes Marlbro reds and build sand rails for the mud bogs.  He makes some awesome Chicken Gizzards.
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #51 on: June 26, 2009, 10:19:26 AM »
Breaking news:  Michael Jackson is to be cremated.  By his request, his ashes are to be scattered in the sand at several playgrounds local to Neverland Ranch.  This request may sound wierd at first, but his will clearly states, "Even after I'm gone, I still want to be able to get in little boy's pants"
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #52 on: June 26, 2009, 11:52:05 AM »
Quote from: onlyflash944 on June 26, 2009, 10:19:26 AM
Breaking news:  Michael Jackson is to be cremated.  By his request, his ashes are to be scattered in the sand at several playgrounds local to Neverland Ranch.  This request may sound wierd at first, but his will clearly states, "Even after I'm gone, I still want to be able to get in little boy's pants"


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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #53 on: June 26, 2009, 01:43:49 PM »
In memory of MJ- everyone reach down and grab your crotch and beat it, just beat it
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #54 on: June 26, 2009, 03:12:15 PM »
Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with HIM for a change.
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #55 on: June 26, 2009, 03:13:26 PM »
They melted him into balloons, so kids could blow him for a change.
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #56 on: June 26, 2009, 03:14:27 PM »
What do young boys and rigor mortis have in common?

the only two things that can get MJ hard.
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #57 on: June 26, 2009, 03:15:46 PM »
doctors said MJ hasn't been this stiff since macauley culkin slept over.
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #58 on: June 26, 2009, 04:39:55 PM »
Assisted Suicide?
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Re: michael jackson faked his death
« Reply #59 on: June 26, 2009, 05:24:49 PM »
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Assisted Suicide?

How do you do an assisted heart attack? Other then lots of fast food?
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