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Title: coon vs opossum
Post by: Drupie51013 on June 28, 2009, 11:29:36 PM
Debating with the guys who would win in fight. I know there are some true hunters here and which ever u choose explain y bigger. I chose the coon cause I seen my self how fuckin crazy they get and I don't think a animal that goes into a semi coma could possibly kick ass.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: d-rail on June 28, 2009, 11:32:56 PM
I thought this was an Obama vs Bush thread
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: buk9tp on June 28, 2009, 11:33:50 PM
this is a joke right?

opossum will fuck anything up especially if its protecting its kids... those mother fuckers are hardcore.. i trapped them for a friends house.. you couldnt even touch the fucking cage.. not to mention opossums are fucking smart and usually dont get caught in traps.. but we sealed up the attic so it couldnt leave it and kept rebaiting eventually it took the bait...
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Doug on June 29, 2009, 12:19:27 AM
^ Bitches aren't smart enough to stay out of the road. I say coon, I have seen first hand one flipping the hell out and I was pretty scared to be honest.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Drupie51013 on June 29, 2009, 12:21:25 AM
this is a joke right?

opossum will fuck anything up especially if its protecting its kids... those mother fuckers are hardcore.. i trapped them for a friends house.. you couldnt even touch the fucking cage.. not to mention opossums are fucking smart and usually dont get caught in traps.. but we sealed up the attic so it couldnt leave it and kept rebaiting eventually it took the bait...

no joke ive talked to people who's caught both before and most of them said the coon is more likey to win because how aggressive they were when enclosed or cornered.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: random-strike on June 29, 2009, 12:48:00 AM
opposum are more bark than bite. coon all the way
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: g_shok on June 29, 2009, 01:08:15 AM
there is a reason we have polls on this site you fucking gooch
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: colt45 on June 29, 2009, 01:17:56 AM
ninja vs spartan?
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: tekno on June 29, 2009, 01:29:13 AM
coon possums are a joke
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Sinister on June 29, 2009, 02:28:46 AM
Raccoons can go from friendly dumpster divers to vicious is .3 seconds. I had the scare of my life as a kid when I threw a pepsi can at one. Raccoon hands down  O0
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Jorsher on June 29, 2009, 02:40:01 AM
Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: crttaz on June 29, 2009, 03:20:31 AM
they will avoid each other, while the three feral cats watch over nightly.

Happens nightly. I bought a RC truck just to chase the coons and possum.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: t_cel_t on June 29, 2009, 07:39:25 AM
possum
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coon
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imma going to go with the possum, i had to kill one of those fucks with a shovel and it took forever
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: bouncinofftherevlimiter on June 29, 2009, 08:26:49 AM
id say coons are prolly meaner, but possums are fucking tough, they can take a hell of a beating. if this went down, the possum would play dead, and the coon will eventually leave.

fake death dosent compare to real fight to the death.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 29, 2009, 09:18:37 AM
On paper the coon wins everytime.  In the real world the coon bites the possum and is dead from disease before it's legs can buckle.  possum are about the nastiest things alive.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Robb on June 29, 2009, 11:13:28 AM
Option C.

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/thread.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: dvst8r on June 29, 2009, 11:21:57 AM
My ex breads German Shepards, and our stud used to be like a cat in that he had to show his kill, just about every morning I would have a line of possums dead out front of the house. Never had any coons, despite the fact that I did see a number of them on the property. Coon > Possum as coon is smarter then possum.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: 97Econobox on June 29, 2009, 12:16:25 PM
mushroom
mushroom
mushroom
mushroom

Badger
Badger
Badger

FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK SHIT PISS.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 29, 2009, 12:24:54 PM
Option C.

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Zoey!
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: bouncinofftherevlimiter on June 29, 2009, 12:26:39 PM
mushroom
mushroom
mushroom
mushroom

Badger
Badger
Badger

FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK SHIT PISS.

first thing i though of when i saw that pic...
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Drupie51013 on June 29, 2009, 02:10:34 PM
coons are holding it down right now.  :evil: does anyone know the average weight for both?
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: E-b0la on June 29, 2009, 11:33:29 PM
I hit a possum with my truck.

The tend to go "pop!" if you get them good under the tire.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Doug on June 29, 2009, 11:38:11 PM
Someone catch one of each and do cage fight. We'll take bets on it  :noel:
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 30, 2009, 12:16:00 AM
one time I went on a drive/date with this girl, we were hitting up some twisties and i ran over a possom and i looked in my rear view and it wasnt dead, just rolling around in pain.  I turned the car around and she saw it was like aww poor possum.  And then I proceeded to run it over once again putting it out of its misery.  Hm, maybe thats why she didn't call me back, fuckin bitch had a modeling contract with saturn and was rich as fuck, stupid bitch.  I would have thought she woudl have gaven me extra points for my humility.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Tim on July 01, 2009, 01:43:39 AM
one time I went on a drive/date with this girl, we were hitting up some twisties and i ran over a possom and i looked in my rear view and it wasnt dead, just rolling around in pain.  I turned the car around and she saw it was like aww poor possum.  And then I proceeded to run it over once again putting it out of its misery.  Hm, maybe thats why she didn't call me back, fuckin bitch had a modeling contract with saturn and was rich as fuck, stupid bitch.  I would have thought she woudl have gaven me extra points for my humility.

my old boss was this ex hippy burn out type of really nice guy.  He did a similar thing for a cat that just got hit by a car going the other way so he swerved into the oncoming lane to put it out of its misery.  Then another car came over the hill towards him and basically saw him swerving all the way across the road to hit this cat.  The look of horror on their faces was classic and had us houling for the rest of the day.  looked at us like we were some heartless beasts driving around in a pedo van killing people's pets.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on July 01, 2009, 02:25:37 PM
one time I went on a drive/date with this girl, we were hitting up some twisties and i ran over a possom and i looked in my rear view and it wasnt dead, just rolling around in pain.  I turned the car around and she saw it was like aww poor possum.  And then I proceeded to run it over once again putting it out of its misery.  Hm, maybe thats why she didn't call me back, fuckin bitch had a modeling contract with saturn and was rich as fuck, stupid bitch.  I would have thought she woudl have gaven me extra points for my humility.

my old boss was this ex hippy burn out type of really nice guy.  He did a similar thing for a cat that just got hit by a car going the other way so he swerved into the oncoming lane to put it out of its misery.  Then another car came over the hill towards him and basically saw him swerving all the way across the road to hit this cat.  The look of horror on their faces was classic and had us houling for the rest of the day.  looked at us like we were some heartless beasts driving around in a pedo van killing people's pets.


LMAO, that had me going.  I can just imagine the look on some peoples faces.  Probably like the just seen the devil himself. LOL
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: 92CXyD on July 01, 2009, 03:42:22 PM
When I first read the title to this post I thought you ment the Maine Coon :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon
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Beacuse these cats are fairly large 4ft from nose to tall and some how descended from ancestors of semi-feral domestic cats and raccoons according to wiki. ;D

That is a large pussy. :?:
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: chris on July 01, 2009, 05:47:41 PM
I have never seen a possum in my life.


Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: d-rail on July 02, 2009, 04:28:34 AM
I have never seen a possum in my life.




You aint missing much. One of the nastiest useless animals in the world.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: 5thgenlx on July 02, 2009, 06:24:39 AM
I have never seen a possum in my life.




You aint missing much. One of the nastiest useless animals in the world.

seen em all the time driving but when i saw one up close for the first time i was like what the fuck. nasty little critters, only good for target practice. oh and coon will win, coons always fight dirty
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Drupie51013 on July 02, 2009, 07:48:38 AM
i always see opossum's dead on the road. havent see a dead raccoon yet.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: boostedda on July 03, 2009, 11:55:15 AM
Vee we need to get on that cage match status. I'm telling you, we catch them both, put them in the cage together, and watch the coon destroy the possum. Then we'll sit back and realize how much of epic failures we both are ;)
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: E-b0la on July 03, 2009, 01:53:12 PM
i always see opossum's dead on the road. havent see a dead raccoon yet.

like a month ago I saw probably 4-5 dead raccoons along the 10 miles I drove to work.  Above average roadkill levels.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Drupie51013 on July 07, 2009, 02:55:14 PM
i always see opossum's dead on the road. havent see a dead raccoon yet.

like a month ago I saw probably 4-5 dead raccoons along the 10 miles I drove to work.  Above average roadkill levels.
i say cats until i see pictures.
COONS FTW
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: tekno on July 07, 2009, 08:54:03 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/laf/1256350071.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/laf/1256350071.html)
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: 98redcavz24 on July 07, 2009, 11:18:53 PM
hahaha that can't be real
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: biscuit on July 08, 2009, 12:28:50 AM
Opossum. Hands down.
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Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: highroller54 on July 08, 2009, 01:02:58 AM
anyone who thinks a opossum would win does not know coons very well. They are strait up bad ass when they need to be.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 08, 2009, 01:45:11 AM
anyone who thinks a opossum would win does not know coons very well.

Yup.  Where the fuck does anyone get that a dirty possum is dangerous, aside from being a disease carrier?  I've punted those nasty things as hard as I can, which is something I'd never dream of doing to a coon.  The coon thinks you are a pussy and will grab your foot and climb up your leg to kill you.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: d-rail on July 08, 2009, 04:11:57 AM
I had a bunch of coons stare at me once when I was wearing my carhartt, driving through the wrong part of Louisville and jamming out to some David Allan Coe
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 08, 2009, 12:15:26 PM
You would go there.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: chris on July 08, 2009, 03:37:29 PM
So any of you backwoods country listening mofo's eat these things?
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Drupie51013 on July 09, 2009, 03:47:08 PM
So any of you backwoods country listening mofo's eat these things?
which?
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: chris on July 10, 2009, 02:14:30 AM
Either
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 10, 2009, 10:17:27 AM
Possum is just nasty, I'm not sure there's any meat there to eat.  Coon is probably gamey as hell, just to take a guess.  It'd be like eating cat.
Title: Re: coon vs opossum
Post by: Drupie51013 on July 10, 2009, 12:35:14 PM
ask scott he should know what its like to eat cat.  8)