:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Zarcorp on July 08, 2009, 03:28:00 AM
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Do it do it do it.
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Stranger: hi
You: hey love
You: how are ya
Stranger: thx, fin
Stranger: e
Stranger: n u?
You: im doing great :)
Stranger: asl? :)
You: 23/m/detroittttttttttttttttt
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: hey love
You: great. how are you.
Stranger: fine
Stranger: you are male i guess
You: yessir.
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Stranger: hello
You: hey love
You: how are ya
Stranger: sleepytired
You: drunk here haha
You: this is the part where you ask for asl
You: and i say im a guy
You: and then you disconnect.
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Stranger: hello
You: hey love
You: how are ya
Stranger: sleepytired
You: drunk here haha
You: this is the part where you ask for asl
You: and i say im a guy
You: and then you disconnect.
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HHHmmmmm even if it'd been a female wanting to talk you'd seemed to desperate and been disconnected from
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lol
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Stranger: m 25 bisexual
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You: hi'
Stranger: wat u think
You: niggers smell
Stranger: boy or gırl?
You: b
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Stranger: Hey
You: top of the morn'n to ya
Stranger: :D
You: whats up
Stranger: nothin' much
You: m or f
Stranger: Male 13, USA - Colorado... Walk or Talk.
You: wtf
You: your full of shit
Stranger: What
Stranger: No
Stranger: Fuck no
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: How so?
You: stop using perfect fucking grammer
Stranger: *grammar
You: your so full of shit
Stranger: *you're
Stranger: **You're so full of shit.
You: yer some uppity nigger troll
Stranger: *You're some uppity ("uppity"?) nigger troll.
You: troll
Stranger: What about troll?
You: troll is you
Stranger: no u
Stranger: *No you.
You: i know your not 13, your probably some 36 yo fag that gets off about thinking about little kids
Stranger: Ahaha. Funny. Fuck off kid. Get a life.
You: fuck off kid, so thats what 13yo punks call each other
Stranger: Have I asked you once for a naked picture?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Retard
Stranger: I'm not even talking, you're doing all the insulting
You: you pretending to 13
Stranger: Dude, you must be retarded or something
You: wtf is your problem
Stranger: I'm fucking 13
You: no
You: your not
Stranger: Why the fuck not then?
Stranger: Ok, what the fuck ever.
Stranger: Don't believe I'm 13.
Stranger: Don't QQ to me
Stranger: It's your own damn problem
Stranger: I don't really give a shit
You: spoken like a true 13 err 36 yo
Stranger: Haha.
You: i cant even deal with this
Stranger: Don't talk to me about it, if I'm lying
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You: nigger
Stranger: fuckface
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hahaahh this shit is awesome LMAO
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You: put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: harry potter?
You: I can be whoever you want
Stranger: well i want you to be yourself
Stranger: i hate fakes
Stranger: no offence
Stranger: are you writing a story or something?
Stranger: tell me about yourself?
You: cast lv3 boredom
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You: FAKLAD
You: HHH
You: CRX
You: RHMT FTMFW!
Stranger: are you sick??
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Stranger: hi
You: hey I really need to talk to someone
Stranger: watz up?
You: I did something horrible
Stranger: what is it?
Stranger: you m / f ?
You: I was arguing with my friend and I picked up a rock and hit him. I just kept hitting him.
You: I ran, but I think he might be dead
Stranger: so you m / f?
Stranger: you're a real violent
You: I'm serious I'm freaking out, I can't tell anyone else
You: no one I know
Stranger: was it a big rock or small one?
Stranger: you're save with me, first you're a male or female?
You: it was about softball size
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: he can't be dead by rocks thrown at him.
You: I hit him with it in my hand. Then just stood over him beating his head in
Stranger: maybe you should call him
Stranger: don't say anything
Stranger: just a prank-liked
You: he ways laying in a pool of blood
Stranger: omg!
You: he should have never ate my pudding cup
Stranger: haha..
You: it was the last one and I just lost it
Stranger: you're pudding cup is now more but it just turn red
Stranger: hahahahahaha.........
Stranger: crap shit
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You: hey there
Stranger: Looking for horny girl with pics
You: lucky you
You: http://tinyurl.com/ljsalu (http://tinyurl.com/ljsalu)
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Stranger: do you have any videos?
You: i do have a video actually
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n (http://tinyurl.com/244u3n)
Stranger: hahaha nice I got rick rolled
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You: FAKLAD
You: HHH
You: CRX
You: RHMT FTMFW!
Stranger: are you sick??
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That is a good sig. material right there. ;D
The conversation about cracking someone skull b/c he ate your last pudding cup had me rollin'. :o ;D
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Darryl, as a woman, knows what she wants.
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rickrolled make sme laugh
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You: hey
You: did you know Hotrex has herpes?
Stranger: o rly
You: yeah
You: he got it from xeno
Stranger: my name is irn mike
You: then he fucked rick p now that nigga has it
Stranger: shit
Stranger: is he packin
You: nah he got a 2 inch dick
You: its all the roids
Stranger: safe
You: did you know
You: 10psi will turn you out?
Stranger: wat
You: 10psi will turn your ass out
Stranger: proper nawty
You: you should try it someday
Stranger: pistol fingers
Stranger: proper nawty pistol fingers
You: 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink
You: thats the shocker nigga
You: did you know RIck P is a fag
Stranger: he haz da herpes
You: Canadian Bacon mang.!!!
You: hes got full blown aids...
Stranger: OTT
You: FAKLAD
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lame
You: here is me
You: http://musicmoz.org/img/editors/poppyseed/sammy_kershaw.jpg (http://musicmoz.org/img/editors/poppyseed/sammy_kershaw.jpg)
Stranger: Fake ;)
You: no
You: i'm sammy kershaw
Stranger: lol.
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Stranger: hi
You: I put on my wizard hat
Stranger: from?
You: I cast lvl 10 horny on you
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Stranger: you are american right ?
You: yes
Stranger: Bingo !
You: Where from?
Stranger: i from europe
You: Cool
You: Why are you on here
Stranger: france don t hate LOL
Stranger: Im french
You: You guys smell like ass
Stranger: Ok
You: Try showering
You: and deorderant
Stranger: Fucking bastard i wait you
You: No I wait you
Stranger: I destroy you piece of shit
You: You will not win
Stranger: tfu....
You: this smelly battle nigger
You: coon nigger
You: hhh 66% throttle
Stranger: No im white fucking racist
You: I am white supremisist
You: I like you now
Stranger: Black and White its same they fuck you bastard
Stranger: Come to me fucking american
You: i will fucking black you out
You: where are you smelly man
You: herpes face
Stranger: Bla bla....
Stranger: I destroy your fucking face
You: you are a nignog
You: your face glimers and showers with acne and oil
Stranger: You aez just jealous of french fag
You: servin you with a kosher tip
Stranger: fagot jealous
Stranger: You are weak guy !
You: jd+hotrex=instant dousin of the valtrex
Stranger: shut up small guy
Stranger: im king
Stranger: you are shit
You: meathead
You: you fat i bet
You: i know you fat
You: ching chong meow
Stranger: Im boxer little bastard
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Extremely Random?
You: Hi
Stranger: Smith?
You: George
Stranger: George Smith, of course
You: I totally made that up.
Stranger: Smith, we have important documents for you to see
Stranger: provided you keep it quiet, of course
You: Why of course. For a small fee.
Stranger: oh?
You: Easy Stranger.
Stranger: shall 3 shillings suffice?
You: My favorite word.
Stranger: excellent
Stranger: right
You: I will shill your face.
Stranger: Now, as you know
You: I know a lot.
Stranger: Robert Dongson has been notorisly committing crimes
Stranger: all over Yorkshire
You: Sounds exciting.
You: For Robert.
Stranger: I was told to report to you for a way to stop him
You: All's you have to do is step on his left pinky toe.
You: They don't teach you these tricks?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: wait...
Stranger: no, of course
Stranger: you're right
You: Standard.
Stranger: it is
Stranger: I.....how can I say....
Stranger: was lazy
You: Welceom to the Plant.
You: Welcome to Existance.
Stranger: You know of the Existance?
You: Yes.
You: And the Resistance.
You: You know, it IS futile
Stranger: Even I am not permitted to delve into the bowels of that sector
Stranger: oh really?
You: Sector 7?
Stranger: it is just as they say
Stranger: no, Sector Goat
You: You bite your tounge.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes sir!
You: Forum?
Stranger: ?
You: True.
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: Melon?
You: Aferm
You: That is one huge Disconnect button.
You: FAKLAD
You: HHH
Stranger: I spoke to Greggs, by the way
You: Greggs licks my choda.
Stranger: they said they can sort out the doughnuts
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: 3 for a tenner, apparantly
You: I will provite the cream filling.
Stranger: good shizz
You: Provide*
You: You are random.
Stranger: I assume you mean with your UHT chilled whipped cream?
Stranger: Jenkins! This is serious business
You: My resuort sekans throw up.
You: Kankees
You: Ronald.
You: Jankees
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes of course
Stranger: wait....
Stranger: Kiwi?
You: When was the last time you tried to kill yourself?
Stranger: Salad Cream Furnace?
Stranger: I'm trying right now BUT YOU WON'T LET ME
You: You should try harder.
You: twice as hard.
You: visit www.realhomemadeturbo.com (http://)
Stranger: unfortunately, I ended up killing people instead
You: Then you will suffice your killing irregularity's
You: Twice Over.
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: kittens, divided by cheese and tomatoes
Stranger: yes
You: Once, i killed someone.
Stranger: I know what I must do
Stranger: oh?
You: He ate my pudding cup.
Stranger: wel
Stranger: that's perfectly understandable
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n (http://tinyurl.com/244u3n)
You: There is the picture.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that is grizzly
Stranger: good attack though sir
You: Thank you.
You: I have been working on that all day.
You: Well Played, Sir, Well Played.
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: frisbee?
Stranger: sir, the plan is in effect
Stranger: good bye
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Stranger: Looking for lesbians who would want to exchange pics. You in?
You: True.
You: But, I am Bi.
Stranger: male or female?
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n (http://tinyurl.com/244u3n)
You: My picture.
You: Female.
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Stranger: hi
You: I put on my robe,
You: and wizard hat.
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this has happened like 10 times now lol.
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wow, this is fun. im on watch at work for another 10 hours, atleast it will give me something to do.
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Stranger: oh hI!
You: you fuck?
Stranger: yeah
You: assfuck?
Stranger: sure
You: then in your mouth
You: ???
Stranger: yeaaah
Stranger: i like
You: fuckkkk ya...
You: HHH
Stranger: oh yeah
You: Ill pound your 14 year old boypussy flat
Stranger: hahh
Stranger: no
Stranger: wanna add my msn? ;)
You: thats what they all say at first
You: dateline msn???
Stranger: whaat
Stranger: just can add my msn
Stranger: ?
You: you like the cack?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: want pic?
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n (http://tinyurl.com/244u3n)
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: i don't accept pics from dumb nigger
Stranger: s
You: i'm a smart nigger
Stranger: www.lemonparty.org (http://)
You: richest nigger there is, i sell watermelons
You: i own stock in KFC
Stranger: fuck you
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: my name is rick astley
You: who are you
Stranger: sure it is
Stranger: roger daltry
You: i heard you were gay
You: do you play pinball
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I am surprised you guys are sending Rick Roll and not tub girl.
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You: hey, im looking for a girl to speak with. is that you?
Stranger: yupp
You: whats up?
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 la female
You: got any pics?
Stranger: www.myspace.com/krystalcristiano (http://)
You: cool thanks
You: let me load that up really quick
You: so. do you have a bf?
Stranger: nope
You: wow cute girl
Stranger: lol thanks
You: you wouldnt happen to like older guys do you?
Stranger: asl?
You: 26 m cali
Stranger: got to go sorry
You: why?
Stranger: my brother needs to get on the computer
You: give me your number
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Stranger: imma be honest with you,im a horny 16 year old boy looking for some webcam sex with a girl of similar age.
You: i have aids
Stranger: lol
Stranger: can i have them?
Stranger: XD
Stranger: bye mate
Stranger: enjoy your night XD
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You: yo
Stranger: yo whats up yo?
You: not much yo how about you yo
Stranger: same yo haha
You: yo, i heard you like yo-yo's so yo we stuck a yo-yo in your yo-yo so when you yo-yo you yo-yo, yo
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You: yo
Stranger: yo whats up yo?
You: not much yo how about you yo
Stranger: same yo haha
You: yo, i heard you like yo-yo's so yo we stuck a yo-yo in your yo-yo so when you yo-yo you yo-yo, yo
fucking awesome
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Stranger: 21 m chinese
You: you;'re a dirty chank
Stranger: hello r u a horny girl and if u r can i have ur msn if u have it
You: im a horny girl lets have cyber sex
Stranger: k
Stranger: on msn
You: i dont have msn
Stranger: AIM
You: ooo youre so sexy
Stranger: ?
You: i take off your clothes
Stranger: dude
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Stranger: whats new scooby doo?
You: holy shit
You: holy fucking shit
You: theyre here
Stranger: what?
You: oh shit man
You: i knew they would come
Stranger: ok
You: oh shit
Stranger: whose here?
You: THE NIGGERS!@#$
Stranger: ignorant
You: AND THEYVE COME FOR THE WHITE WIMMENZ
Stranger: are you white?
Stranger: and a women?
Stranger: woman*
You: HIDE YOUR WHITE WIMMENZ!@
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Stranger: hi
You: fuck you
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Stranger: hi 18 m
You: Hi, 22 F
Stranger: nice
Stranger: what u want to talk about
You: Dont care you?
You: wanna pic/
You: ?
Stranger: of u?
Stranger: ok
You: yeah
You: http://tinyurl.com/ashley220 (http://tinyurl.com/ashley220)
Stranger: y u just give a pic?
You: Most people usually ask right off
Stranger: nice rick rolled
You: Haha, holla
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Stranger: asl
You: 22 F WA
Stranger: oh
You: u?
Stranger: 22 M China
You: Cool
Stranger: excuse me , but where is WA?
Stranger: in the USA?
You: USA, can you get me cheap ching chong meow turbos?
Stranger: what's that?
You: Do you know Donald or Scottsi?
Stranger: no
You: How bout Jackie Chan?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: i know him
Stranger: he is a Chinese movie star
You: Yeh he's my fav action star
You: I met him once
Stranger: wow cool
Stranger: do you konw Jet Li
You: Yeah I have a picture with him, let me find the link
You: Yeah I know Jet
Stranger: i think Jet is more handsome than Jackie
You: Here it is, I'm on the left
You: http://tinyurl.com/ashley220 (http://tinyurl.com/ashley220)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am tricked
You: You got rick rolled
Stranger: i hate this....
You: Ching chong china eggwoll, me love you long time mesohawnee
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i see this as a trend. i ran into it too. lotsa chinks getting on to practice their engrish skirs
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Someone code up a moving window of two girls one cup you can't close. Now that would be funny.
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Stranger: hi 18 m
You: Hi, 22 F
Stranger: nice
Stranger: what u want to talk about
You: Dont care you?
You: wanna pic/
You: ?
Stranger: of u?
Stranger: ok
You: yeah
You: http://tinyurl.com/ashley220 (http://tinyurl.com/ashley220)
Stranger: y u just give a pic?
You: Most people usually ask right off
Stranger: nice rick rolled
You: Haha, holla
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Stranger: asl
You: 22 F WA
Stranger: oh
You: u?
Stranger: 22 M China
You: Cool
Stranger: excuse me , but where is WA?
Stranger: in the USA?
You: USA, can you get me cheap ching chong meow turbos?
Stranger: what's that?
You: Do you know Donald or Scottsi?
Stranger: no
You: How bout Jackie Chan?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: i know him
Stranger: he is a Chinese movie star
You: Yeh he's my fav action star
You: I met him once
Stranger: wow cool
Stranger: do you konw Jet Li
You: Yeah I have a picture with him, let me find the link
You: Yeah I know Jet
Stranger: i think Jet is more handsome than Jackie
You: Here it is, I'm on the left
You: http://tinyurl.com/ashley220 (http://tinyurl.com/ashley220)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am tricked
You: You got rick rolled
Stranger: i hate this....
You: Ching chong china eggwoll, me love you long time mesohawnee
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take that link out of there or at least give fucking warning for all of us that don't want our browsers hijacked, you fucking piece of non boosted shit
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lol, thats a good way to waste soem time. i was being harressed by a 12 year old in the UK that wanted me to cyber with her. and then a few other girls that somehow none had pics, wtf? who doesnt have pics these days?
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Stranger: i like to drink from the toilet after work
You: LOL
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl
You: 22 /t/US
You: you?
Stranger: t
Stranger: whats t
You: tranny
You: lol
Stranger: oh
You: Im messing with you dude.
You: There are no chicks on here.
Stranger: 35 female texas
You: No way.
Stranger: yea
You: How is texas?
Stranger: im true
Stranger: so
Stranger: asl for real
You: 22 / M / Wisconsin.
Stranger: u have a gf
You: not currently.
Stranger: u want a hot older one
You: Depends how hot?
Stranger: pretty hot
Stranger: im am
Stranger: 5 foot 4 inches
Stranger: i way
Stranger: 115 pounds
Stranger: im blonde
Stranger: blu eyes
Stranger: 36 c cup
Stranger: i wear a thong
Stranger: and push up bra
You: You wear thong underpants?
Stranger: yea
You: What color?
Stranger: baby blu
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: oooh kinky
Stranger: what kind of under wear u wear
You: None. Free ballin' since i was 12.
Stranger: ooh
You: Under my robe of course.
Stranger: how tall r u
You: 6 foot.
Stranger: how long is ur dick
You: about 3.5 inches.
Stranger: ok ur good enough
You: lol
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Just wait till two RHMT members get connected.
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Just wait till two RHMT members get connected.
that was my first thought, i kept waiting for someone to post something already
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You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: oooh kinky
That had me rolling hahaha :evil:
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Marriage.
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i was connected with someone earlier who first said HHH......it turned out to be some jesus freak :?:
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sinister?
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Wow thats amusing, there are some strange fucks on there :o
Stranger: hey dickhead
You: hey asshole
You: what the fuck is up fucker
Stranger: how come you eating shit
You: well, i got hungry as fuck and got no cash, whats your excuse
Stranger: okay..is it delicious
You: mmmmm
Stranger: what a dickhead.lol
You: cock smuggler
You: wanna make out?
Stranger: you finish?
You: finished what?
Stranger: eating
You: long ago, its already making its third trip through my colon down towards sphincter city
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this one could have proved a worthy adversary
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Stranger: where do u live?\
You: nignog
Stranger: nignog? what country?
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Stranger: hi:) from?
You: rhmt
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dissapointed :(
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You: Are you a female thats 18 and up?
Stranger: i can be.
Stranger: sometimes, i mean
Stranger: it depends on your requirements
Stranger: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
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wtf?
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You: Are you a female thats 18 and up?
Stranger: i can be.
Stranger: sometimes, i mean
Stranger: it depends on your requirements
Stranger: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
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wtf?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Yeah I had some douche keep saying he was from the FBI and under each time he posted it it had that same message.
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Yeah I had some douche keep saying he was from the FBI and under each time he posted it it had that same message.
pics or it didnt happen
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: male
Stranger: from?
You: ny
Stranger: ?
You: new york
Stranger: um
Stranger: korea
Stranger: me
You: im from usa
You: north or south?
Stranger: play sex?
You: prove your female.
Stranger: 좆까
Stranger: 야이 민친ㅅ개끼
You: wow, i cant read that stuff
You: only english.
Stranger: 야이 개새끼야
Stranger: 미친놈아
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 마
Stranger: 닧쳐
Stranger: 닥쳐
Stranger: 썅년아
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Clicked on, first conversation:
Stranger: Hug me.
You: ::hug::
Stranger: Female? <3
You: Nope! you're gay.
You: =D
Stranger: Fag.
You: lolz
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You: Hi
Stranger: n00dz??
You: totally dude
You: let me dig up one
Stranger: lol
Stranger: m or f??
You: F
You: u?
Stranger: m
Stranger: =]
You: http://tinyurl.com/ashley220 (http://tinyurl.com/ashley220)
You: do you like
You: ?
Stranger: hold on a sec, my computers being retarded lol
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: its says the webpage isnt found
You: damnit
You: ok let me find another
Stranger: k
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n (http://tinyurl.com/244u3n)
You: does that one work
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: lol
You: does it work?
Stranger: i got rick rolled
Stranger: so no n00dz?? lol
You: ima dude
Stranger: no homo lol
You: so you want to see my penis?
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You: Hi
Stranger: i will send you uno picture of my penis for your boobies
You: sweet
You: let me find one of my pics
Stranger: ok
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n (http://tinyurl.com/244u3n)
You: sorry its kinda a small picture
Stranger: god you are such a dirty slut
You: do you like?
Stranger: you are so covered in shit
Stranger: thats gross
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lol i got this fucker again,
You: Hi
Stranger: n00dz??
You: yea, what do i get in return?
You: i want a penis shot
You: so if your female go away
Stranger: im a dude lol
You: good
Stranger: send me n00dz lol
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n (http://tinyurl.com/244u3n)
You: small picture of my boobs
Stranger: fuckin rick rolled
You: AGAIN
You: get fucked little kid
Stranger: fuck u
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and almost again with the same kid
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Stranger: n00dz??
You: Hi
You: are you a female?
Stranger: no lol
You: oh
You: well i really like chicks
You: but
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n (http://tinyurl.com/244u3n)
You: here, tell me if my pussy looks good
Stranger: im not clicking that, its a link to get rick rolled
You: what?
You: i click it and i see my pussy
You: but thats fine
You: ill find a female who will appreciate it
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LONNNNNNNG one, they woldnt disconnect
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You: Looking for female to talk to so i can shoot my load on my keyboard, are you her?
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: bby
You: talk to me baby
Stranger: bye
You: noooooooooooooooo
Stranger: well tlk then
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: my pjs
You: whats underneath them
Stranger: guess
You: nothing at all
Stranger: maybe
You: ohh mysterious
You: i like it
You: describe yourself to me
Stranger: blonde with big tits
You: aww
You: i like brunettes
Stranger: my friends a brunette do uwant to tlk to her
You: does she lick assholes?
Stranger: yeh
You: hairy ones?
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: sumtimes
You: where ya from
Stranger: detroit
You: age?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u ?
You: do you want to see a pic of me?
You: so you know what your dealing with
Stranger: yeh
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n (http://tinyurl.com/244u3n)
You: tell me what you think
You: and if you can handle me
Stranger: wtf is that?
You: whats what?
You: that should be a pic of me
Stranger: well i dont think it is
You: what is it
Stranger: http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/ (http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/)
You: haha
You: did you like it?
You: never gunna give you up
You: never gunna let you down
You: never gunna give never gunna give
Stranger: ok
Stranger: r u a white boy
You: NIGGER
You: waoit
You: wait
You: am i white?
You: does it matter
Stranger: yey i dont like black cock
You: haha
You: are you white or black
Stranger: well i cant have blonde hair n be black can i
You: ive seeen it before
You: but im white
Stranger: kk gud
You: niggers stink
Stranger: anno
You: anno?
Stranger: i know they stink
You: haha
You: shitty deal
You: well your too young for me
You: http://tinyurl.com/ljsalu (http://tinyurl.com/ljsalu)
You: smouch.net/lol/
Stranger: wah r they
Stranger: r u old enough to be my dad
You: no
You: lol
You: 22
You: but im too old for you
Stranger: how am i too young for u
You: not 18
You: you is toooo young
You: smouch.net/lol/
Stranger: im 17
You: 17 is not of legal age
You: smouch.net/lol/
You: click that link
You: or go to it
Stranger: it open a new tab n look at it wait
You: k
Stranger: it wont let me open it it says error
Stranger: were r from im from detroit
You: can you please form a complete sentence for me?
You: were r from?
You: you left out a word and some letters in that
Stranger: yes ofcourse i can
Stranger: were are you from
You: ok im not some nigger, you dont have to say this spook slang, speak english
You: washington state
Stranger: well ive grew up around niggers so dont diss
You: eww
You: that sounds shitty
Stranger: fuck off
You: what are you and your lady friend doing? isnt it late
Stranger: wah time is it
You: wah?
You: what is that
Stranger: what time is it
Stranger: ?
You: its 3 oclock here
You: so its 6 there
Stranger: yes we acnt get to sleep
Stranger: too much action
You: action?
Stranger: sexy time
You: you guys fucking eachother?
Stranger: may be
You: lesbians are sweet
Stranger: theres sum guys ere as well
You: oh gay
You: well go fuck them and get off the internet
Stranger: i aint a lesbian
You: the guys are probably thinking the same thing
You: get off the computer and fuck me
Stranger: we stoppped now
You: stopped fucking?
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: eminems brother is here
You: so, am i like dirty 5ths?
Stranger: yeh
You: eminem is sitting right next to me
You: weird
Stranger: wtf
You: we are in the studio right now
You: with dr dre
Stranger: i sed his brother
You: you SAID
You: SAID
You: its not sed
Stranger: said nathan
You: jiggaboo shit isnt cutting it
You: slap the shit out of his brother for him
You: say marshall says go to bed
Stranger: tell im go fuck imself
You: HIM
Stranger: tell him#
You: and HIMSELF
You: jesus are you stuck in 3rd grade
You: and your 17
Stranger: wtf
You: try talking like a 17 year old does
Stranger: ok
You: are you missing keys on your keyboard?
Stranger: no am i fuck you cheeky bastard
You: no am i?
Stranger: yeh you r
You: you dont make sense
You: at all
You: yeh
You: thats a sound horses make
Stranger: its YES
You: say YES then
You: not this fucking nigger shit
Stranger: and you didnt put a capital for I
You: no ghetto talking here
Stranger: piss off dumb shit
You: haha
You: i can type a 3 letter word correct
Stranger: whats so funny
You: your saying yeh
You: its YES
You: your jiggaboo nigger talk is funny
Stranger: anno am dead funny meeeeee
You: anno?
Stranger: i knoe
You: knoe?
Stranger: i know
Stranger: ###
You: funny meeeeee?
You: meeeeeeeeee?
Stranger: wah r u guys doing up a 3 am
You: your sentences dont make any sense
Stranger: yeh they do
You: yeh?
Stranger: your talkin shit
You: congrats
You: your didnt misspell anything
Stranger: so wha r u guys doin up at 3 am in the maorning
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD
You: WHAT
You: ARE
You: YOU
You: MORNING
You: not moarning
Stranger: ok sorry
You: im not one of your fucking retarded friends
Stranger: y r u takin it out on me frends
You: WHY
You: ARE
You: YOU
You: MY
You: FRIENDS
Stranger: DUMB SHIT
You: its hard for me to believe that you are not black
Stranger: I AINT
You: the way you talk
You: IM NOT
You: AINT AINT A WORD NIGGER
Stranger: I AM not
You: ok, you got a myspace?
Stranger: yeh
You: YES
You: les me see it, so i can see if your 17
You: and white
Stranger: les ## haha
Stranger: she aint ere any more its nate mathers
You: NATE
Stranger: nathan
Stranger: dumb arse
You: tell your fucking dumb nigger friends to learn to type
You: and spell
Stranger: kk
You: kk
You: kick your gay brother in the nits for me
You: nuts
Stranger: nits wtf
You: and go slit your wrists
Stranger: no i cant i aont like you gay fuckers
You: im actually in the studio with your brother
You: he says your penis is 2" long
Stranger: btw you sed he wuz with u dumb shit
You: and your brother is sucking my dick
You: SAID
You: WAS
You: your just as dumb as your friends
Stranger: so how can i kick is ass
You: HIS
You: fuck
You: is there anybody there that can spell?
Stranger: fuck wah
You: WHAT
You: jesus
You: detroit really is a shithole
Stranger: its jesus christ by the way
Stranger: is it fuck its better than were your living
You: give me your brothers phone number, i need to talk to him. im his biggest fan and i write letters all the time and he blows me off
You: do you know where i live?
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger: stalker
You: so your not marshalls brother
You: quit telling the girls that so you look cool
Stranger: yeh washingtonDC
You: NOOOO
You: WASHINGTON STATE
You: other side you fuckin nigger
Stranger: oooooo sorry arse liker
You: arse?
You: liker?
Stranger: licker##
You: ########ZOMG@@@!@@W#$%!$#ONE
You: your just as dumb as your friends
Stranger: am i fuck
You: yes, you are
You: fuck is right
Stranger: i can spell unlike you
You: try me
You: ive corrected 90% of your jibberish words
Stranger: how can i ask you to spella word cuz wen i ask you i will spell it
You: spella?
You: cuz?
You: wen?
Stranger: SPELL
Stranger: A
Stranger: WHEN
You: cuz?
You: cuz?
You: cuz
You: cuz?
You: spell it
Stranger: FUCK YOU NIGGER
You: BECAUSE
You: thats how you spell it
Stranger: Big Elephants Can Always Unerstand Small Elephants
You: unerstand?
Stranger: UNDERSTAND
You: i think you are making me dumb
Stranger: I AM
You: i feel sorry for your parents
Stranger: DUMB SHIT
You: i would smack the shit our of you if you were my kid
You: out
You: eminem sucks dick
Stranger: HAHA OUR
You: tell him that
Stranger: Y DONT YOU YOU R SAT NEXT TO IM REMEMBER
You: yo homs cuz i wuz ter at conrt an e toly plyd my balz
You: i r sat
You: im
Stranger: CAN YOU TALK IN ENGLISH PLZ I DIDNT GET A WORD OF THA
You: plz?
Stranger: PLEASE
Stranger: #########
You: congrats
You: you sir, are a worthless sack of shit. I hope you and your inbred family and friends DIE in a fire.
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That was buk
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Stranger: joint?
Stranger: blunt?
You: only the chronic
Stranger: yu bet
You: shwag is weak.
Stranger: i have the best pot
Stranger: but not anymore:(
Stranger: all gone
You: then you don't have the best pot
Stranger: well i still have it in me
You: i still have semen in me
Stranger: well who doesnt
You: this is true. its about a week old, and starting to ferment
Stranger: shpuld take a shower
You: yeah, but its stuck to the inside walls of my colon
You: i keep trying to shit it out... but to no avail
Stranger: well shud be a fun time getting it out
You: would you help me?
Stranger: sorry i would ony make it worse
You: I have a spoon.
You: and some latex gloves
You: you aren't allergic to latex are you?
Stranger: oh very alergic
You: i'll see if i can't find a longer spoon
Stranger: make sure its wooden
You: splinters?
Stranger: yes u will enjoy it
You: well, im not enjoying this
You: it wasn't really even my choice really.
Stranger: well u shouldnt be running around naked at 3:00 in the morning
You: i wasn't running
You: see, i joined this fraternity and the guys are super cool and there is always pussy roaming the house
You: Well, I wanted to get in really bad. So they were like, if you want to be a member you have to take it up the ass from the mascot. The mascot is a 5ft tall english mastiff.
You: So, I did it but now every time I fart it smells like a vet clinic. I'm starting to think this was a really big mistake.
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Stranger: hayy
You: WHAT
Stranger: hey*
Stranger: how old r u
You: 82
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ...
You: what do you want
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: ..
Stranger: nthing
You: then why did you message me?
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Stranger: hey jude
You: yes?
Stranger: how r u ?
You: making it bad.
You: afraid.
Stranger: hwo come?
You: sometimes I feel like I carry the world upon my shoulders
Stranger: ow u shouldn't be feeling this way
You: I guess I'm a fool for playing it cool.
You: just making the world a little colder.
Stranger: now don't let me down
You: should I go and get her?
Stranger: yes, let her into ur heart
You: then what?
Stranger: u can start to make it better off course
You: damn, you really know how to take a sad song and make it better.
You: thnx.
Stranger: no prob
Stranger: :D
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: i am on drugs
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Stranger: from?
You: Missouri
Stranger: usa right?
You: yeah, you?
Stranger: belgium
You: my aunt is from belgium
Stranger: ow cool, from the dutch or the french part?
You: french
Stranger: i'm from the dutch part
You: do you beat up the french part and occupy their land?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: yeah why don't we? they take all our taxes for themselves
You: i wish someone would take my taxes
Stranger: perhaps the taxman
You: Since I'm poor, johnny bliss said he would take a bigger percentage of taxes for me so I don't have to
You: he's a sweet guy.
Stranger: apparently
Stranger: and a musician as well(i just googled the name)
You: oh no, i don't think he plays music
Stranger: well there's a johnny bliss who plays music
You: but he does have a big dodge truck and a 500hp vette (before driveline loss of course) that gets 37mpg.
You: and, he pays most of my taxes.
Stranger: well then i guess ur a very looky guy/girl
You: both
Stranger: lucky*
Stranger: ow ur a transsexual
You: sometimes
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its no fun when they play along......
You: black?
Stranger: blue
Stranger: i like to hold my breath
You: fuck yea, i always wanted to fuck a smurf
Stranger: allright, lets get it on
You: m or f
Stranger: male of course
Stranger: with a GIANT dick!!!
You: really? thats not good, like an arm?
Stranger: more like a leg
You: im rubbing my tits
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i am too
You: you have tits?
Stranger: sure i do
Stranger: im morbidly obese
You: lol, nice. i wanna lick the sweat cheese out of your rolls fatty
Stranger: oh yeah, no-one has done that for a while
You: then slap you with my penis, and shoot you with my machine gun titties
Stranger: im picking up really sweet aromas!
You: i also put a cigar cutter in my ass, just for you ;)
Stranger: i catch the bullets with my teeth and shit out snickers bars with lead
You: thats couse i just shit on your face
You: youre just as fucked up as i am, this is no fun
Stranger: true :(
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the first person i get into a room with is all deep and phsycological.
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Think my ip is baned
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i cant for the life of me get anyone to play ball. i got 1 asian guy to ask me if i was a horny chick and for a pic so i grabbed the rick rolled like doug posted but i wanted to make sur eit worked first and when i went to task manager to close it it shut down all the windows.
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ok i just had a long stupid convo with some homo, im guessing 18-23 years of age and full of acne claiming he was going to post the convo on some "web rats" forums so it any of you are a member go look for it.
he was playng along but being real gay about it.
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fysh wins this thread.
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LOL i get these 2 in a row
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Stranger: no undies
You: nice
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Stranger: nigger
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Stranger: are u a chick
Stranger: willing to send naked pics
You: yea
You: maybe
Stranger: are you into the whole cyber picturing
Stranger: cuz i will enforce the law baby
You: would bra and panties be enough>
You: i dont send total nudes to people i dont know
Stranger: bra and panties is a start
Stranger: yes that would be satisfactory
You: ok hold on
You: ok i hope you dont think im ugly
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n (http://tinyurl.com/244u3n)
Stranger: i just got rickrolled
Stranger: omfg
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: what the hell
Stranger: why do u play these tease games with me
Stranger: seriously, u broke my heart
You: sorry sweetcakes
Stranger: i thought i was going to see a cute girl's picture
Stranger: but no
Stranger: i get rick rolled
Stranger: im so mad i could go on myspace and post a bulletin
Stranger: u jerk
You: do it
Stranger: no really
You: rick roll is the man
Stranger: lyk i wanna see yo body
Stranger: cuz i need yo body
You: yea i dont know about all that
Stranger: why
You: i can find a picture of a 12 year old asian boy if youd like?
Stranger: eww no
Stranger: okay fine
Stranger: i get rickrolled
Stranger: and this is what i get
Stranger: I GOT RICKROLLED
Stranger: at least flash a braw strap
Stranger: god damnit
You: im not a chick so i cant help you there
Stranger: well are u into cyber sex cock fest?
You: nah
You: im just looking to rick roll people
Stranger: can i see your head?
Stranger: and u know what i mean ;)
You: nah
Stranger: u are a gay faggot
You: but you were a good sport
Stranger: no i will not show u penis
Stranger: you are ill man
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i got this retard twice and he still wanted more, even knowing i had a penis
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: are you horny girl
Stranger: ?
You: yes
You: sometimes
You: are you a horny boy
Stranger: how old are you
You: 19
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ı m 21
Stranger: luca name is
You: cool
Stranger: from italy
Stranger: u?
You: im from florida
Stranger: name?
You: ashley
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: can ı see your tits
Stranger: and peach
You: lets start small
You: how about bra and panties
Stranger: ok
You: http://tinyurl.com/ashley220 (http://tinyurl.com/ashley220)
You: what do you think?
Stranger: what is this
Stranger: ?
You: my picture?
Stranger: no
You: does it not work?
Stranger: this a video
You: it should be a picture
You: let me try a another one
Stranger: no
You: works for me
You: try this one
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n (http://tinyurl.com/244u3n)
You: imon the left
You: should work
You: is it working?
You: im the one with blonde hair
Stranger: http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/ (http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/)
Stranger: no
Stranger: thıs ıs a open
You: rick rolled
You: sucker
Stranger: are you upload imageshack.us
Stranger: www.imageshack.us (http://)
Stranger: your photos upload
You: do you mind that i have a penis?
Stranger: yes ı do
You: but i have a good personality
Stranger: can ı see you undressed photos?upload www.imagesahck.us (http://)
Stranger: ok?
You: ok
Stranger: ı m wait
Stranger: http://xhamster.com/movies/90479/me_my_wife_and_her_sister_on_homemade_video.html (http://xhamster.com/movies/90479/me_my_wife_and_her_sister_on_homemade_video.html)
Stranger: watching
Stranger: ı m wait
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ive thrown up the rhmt code a couple times. apparently theres alot of people from 4chan or /b/ or whatever.
some guy swore i was some dude named david from 4chan
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i keep meeting taiwanese chics?
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some guy swore i was some dude named david from 4chan
I had that happen a few times, must be an inside joke type of deal with em. I was told "next time just say you're david"
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Mike, isn't it time to find a job?
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lol.. forgot to post it but i said i was a 17f and then later said that my name was chris hansen with dateline nbc.
We have tracked your ip address and will soon be having local law enforcement arrest you and take you in for questioning.
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I disagree. You can't afford ammo. If you can't afford ammo now, how will you afford it later? This is irresponsible, Michael.
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This is irresponsible, Michael.
you lose the game if you read this in KITT's voice in your head
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftechnabob.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F01%2Fkitt_dashboard.jpg&hash=84229ac55b230869255692b58c0d309c97b71df1)
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This is irresponsible, Michael.
you lose the game if you read this in KITT's voice in your head
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftechnabob.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F01%2Fkitt_dashboard.jpg&hash=84229ac55b230869255692b58c0d309c97b71df1)
Crap. I fail.
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im definatley getting chinese language lessons froms ome chinese dude right now
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: asl?
You: 22
Stranger: f 15 mexico
You: oh rly
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u male
You: hows the chronic down there
You: and yes i am
Stranger: great man
You: can i get some?
You: i need about 4 pounds
You: dont tell anyone shhhhhhhhhhh its a secret
Stranger: okay i want 500 for it
You: bullshit
You: thats some bullshit
Stranger: your full of bullshit
You: no your mom swallowed it all last night
You: oh rly?
Stranger: ya from your fucking dad
You: what dad faggot
You: go have fun getting the herp from your mommys stanky pussy.
You: better yet hotrex
You: HHH right?
Stranger: listen here you fuckface go fucking you need to go back to bed and
Stranger: take it up the ass you fucking queer
You: back to bed?
Stranger: go home
You: i am home pussy eating your girls pussy right now actually
Stranger: okay i agree with you totally.. STRANGER DANGER
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: heyh
Stranger: whats your name?
You: whats yours?
Stranger: nicko
You: oh cool
Stranger: and u?
You: my boyfriends being a real dick right now
Stranger: oh why? ;O
You: im not sure
You: can you come please me great nicko
Stranger: ofc :)
You: my poor old ass hasnt been open in weeks
Stranger: so hot
You: im not lying
Stranger: u form?
Stranger: from*
You: usa
You: you
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: and how old are u my hoty little gril? :)
You: can you come help me nicko pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)
You: 19
Stranger: oh so nice me to
Stranger: can u discribe your how u look like?
Stranger: can u?
You: yes i can what do you wanna know
Stranger: avrything start down
You: im blonde blue eyes boobs
You: tall
Stranger: grrr :)
You: i can suck dick like a motherfucker
Stranger: mmmmm
You: what
Stranger: how big boobs? what size?
You: im not sure i dont wear a bra
Stranger: oh
You: probably more than enough to fill your hands
Stranger: that sound nice
Stranger: and your ass then?
You: it needs some loving
Stranger: i would like to help u
Stranger: i want to lick your tiny pussy
You: i dont have a pussy
You: i have a dick
You: isnt that wierd
Stranger: hahah
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n (http://tinyurl.com/244u3n)
Stranger: uhhh
You: uh what?
Stranger: penis on a guy
You: click that its my picture i was only kidding
Stranger: looking
Stranger: oh damn thats hot
You: what getting rick roll'd
You: so you obviously like men
Stranger: heh
You: what the fuck is this world coming to...
You: can you get me a deal on a volvo or saab
Stranger: haha yes
You: if not youre worthless
You: i want one with a big holset on it
Stranger: btw do u want to know anything aboute me?
You: if you havent figured it out by now i am not a chick.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: bored.
You: lol same? what'd you do today?
Stranger: naughty stuff.
Stranger: =]
You: haha
Stranger: yeha
Stranger: YOU BETTER FUCKING LAUGH BITCH
Stranger: SHIT FUCK ASS
You: if this is a guy im gonna be scared
Stranger: I HAVE TOURETTES
Stranger: IM A FUCKING GUY
You: well please take the dick out of your ass faggot
You: i dont give a fuck what you have
Stranger: thats a bad word,
Stranger: im ashamed
You: ill smack you silly son
Stranger: ill slap your willy
You: the fuck you will
Stranger: your willy wonka
Stranger: tee hee
Stranger: are you racist??!
You: no
You: not yet
You: dont make me rethink that
Stranger: just cause im of a different monority you think you can make fun of me?
You: no
Stranger: thats a racial comment
Stranger: and you are going to hell for that
You: im going to hell either way so why beat around the bush
Stranger: cause its better outside the box.
Stranger: like taco bell says
You: why do that when i can have it my way?
You: like bk
Stranger: lmao
You: is this seriously a guy
Stranger: yeah im just kidding around.
You: so am i
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: so whats your name. mines billy ray,
You: i dont have a name
You: kids just used to call me shit
You: i never had parents
Stranger: seriously?
Stranger: nope.
You: the only memory i have of them is my mom popping a squat on me when i was 2 months old
Stranger: ill just call you 69
You: why not 83?
Stranger: cause 69 is my butcher.
Stranger: ?
You: and?
Stranger: idk
You: i was just doing that last night
You: nice small hot blonde
You: made her collapse.
Stranger: that was my mom! shes blonde and shes liek 20
You: you must be 3
Stranger: im 69
Stranger: just like you
You: i was just talking to this fucking dousche bag
Stranger: your the 6 to my 9
You: no no no
You: the fuck im anything in that equation
Stranger: ?
You: you can find your own 6
Stranger: lmao
You: i dont roll like that
Stranger: i like cheese
You: what you do in your spare time is none of my business.
You: do you like cutting cheese?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: totally
You: thats fucked up
Stranger: its fantabulous
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: totally
Stranger: dont you love cheese
You: do you want a holset
Stranger: cheese
Stranger: lets gert
You: no
Stranger: yes
Stranger: cheese
You: no cheese
Stranger: lets get some cheese\
You: fuck cheese
Stranger: NOOOOO
Stranger: CHEESE IS MY BITCH
You: are you from fucking wisconsin?
Stranger: YEAH!
Stranger: WHY?!?!
You: no fucking way
Stranger: yeah
You: wow
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im definatley getting chinese language lessons froms ome chinese dude right now
i was learning chinese last night
Ni hao :noel:
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Look around you, lots of people deserve to die. Is this not morally justified??
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where ar u from
You: between my mothers legs.
Stranger: good so u ar a baby
You: no, but I was at one point.
You: You aren't from there too?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm from anther planet
You: Maybe we're siblings. Did the one you came out of smell like cheetos and catfish?
Stranger: hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: I'll be the first to admit that mine didn't.
You: The one I came out of smelled like cotton candy and foot powder.
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they usually dont stick around long when you start saying dumb stuff but this person was a good sport.
Stranger: hi
You: jis
Stranger: jis?
You: yeah
You: its a secret code
Stranger: oh
Stranger: okay
You: i dont know what it means though
Stranger: will you find out soon?
You: i hope
You: im drunk and cant see straight
Stranger: i hope so too
Stranger: oh
You: i just got done having sex with a hooker
You: i think she might have given me an std
Stranger: yikes...
You: ill know in a week when if it burns when i piss
Stranger: ohh i hope not
You: me too
Stranger: well i hope the best for you
You: thanks
You: that means alot
Stranger: oh
Stranger: heh it should all work out just fine for you
Stranger: in the future
You: i gotta stop getting drunk
You: cause i might wake up next to another naked dude some day
You: and thats not kosher
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: scary thoughts
You: do you think that would make me gay even if i dont remember anything?
Stranger: uhh i dont think so
You: but i mean my subconsience would be gay right
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: i would hope not
You: yeah me too
You: i have a secret to tell you
Stranger: alright
You: im not really drunk and i didnt have sex with a diseased hooker
You: this was a test
You: and you passed
Stranger: oh i passed...?
You: yep
You: A+
Stranger: i dont know what to say haha....
Stranger: well...
You: pat yourself on the back
Stranger: i will
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: my work here is done...
You: yes it is
Stranger: time to move on...
You: ok bye
Stranger: goodbye friend
You: i love you
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lol, that was pretty good
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Stranger: wanna see my hard cock now on web cam ?
You: of course
Stranger: u female?
You: yeah totally
You: i love hard cock
Stranger: abovebeyond@windowslive.com
Stranger: add me
You: ok
You: it wont let me?
Stranger: ok
You: keps giving an error
You: says youre a faggot?
You: idk
You: im confused
Stranger: come on
Stranger: add me
You: i tired
Stranger: my cock is hard now!!!
Stranger: no
Stranger: =)
You: probably smells bad
Stranger: add!
You: i did
Stranger: no invite yet
You: but youre too much of a faggot so it wont let me connect
Stranger: add!
You: i have a cock
You: is that ok
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Stranger: hi
You: what are you
Stranger: an alien -.-
Stranger: i think u re boy
You: no way
Stranger: girl?
You: i have a mangina
Stranger: mangina?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: usa
Stranger: I'm from italy
You: that explains it
Stranger: so speak understandable
You: so you ARE an alien
Stranger: and u are a motherfucker
You: youve never heard of a mangina before?
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: never
You: dude
Stranger: I'm italian
Stranger: omg
You: it when you tuck you dick and balls in between your legs so it looks like you have a poon
Stranger: A mangina is the vagina of a FTM transsexual
You: no
Stranger: wikipedia
Stranger: what the fuck
You: wikipedia is useless
Stranger: you are a shit
You: im a shit
You: thats not proper english
Stranger: fuck you halfman
Stranger: you had your jewels cutted
You: dude i can pull my penis back in place anytime i want
Stranger: what the fuck
You: i just hide it between my legs
Stranger: YOU ARE A SHIT stop you get your dick cutted off
You: I DID?!?
Stranger: so twentyfour
You: whats 24
Stranger: no, sorry, 34
You: ok whats 34
You: is that how old you are
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: say
Stranger: something
You: ok
Stranger: asshole
You: something
Stranger: bye
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: u
Stranger: r
Stranger: smart
You: ok
Stranger: bro
You: dick
You: dont call me smart
You: im not smart
You: asshole
Stranger: u r
Stranger: black dick
You: NO
You: YOU ARE
Stranger: u motherfucker
You: STOP IT
Stranger: stop what
Stranger: stop
You: STOP
Stranger: it
You: im not smart
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: lets stop
Stranger: and chat
Stranger: normally
Stranger: yes?
You: ok
Stranger: deal?
You: where are you from first
You: i need to know
Stranger: usa
Stranger: why
Stranger: it s meanless
You: because i need to know what kind of language barrier i can expect
You: and exploit it
Stranger: meaningless
Stranger: from
Stranger: r u from?
You: im from the same place as you
Stranger: male
Stranger: female
You: do you know what a mangina is?
Stranger: male or f?
You: i have a penis
Stranger: i know
Stranger: fuck males, your niggerdick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this one was just weird
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hihi
You: hi
Stranger: hihihi
Stranger: hey~
You: whos this
Stranger: what are u doing now
Stranger: i am your
You: chillin
Stranger: exgirl
You: WAT
You: how did you find me
You: are you stalking me
Stranger: i can find u
Stranger: because
Stranger: u hurt me so much
Stranger: oh~~~~~~~~
Stranger: i cant stop my heart ~
You: so are you a fan of michael jackson?
Stranger: i am loving u until now
Stranger: me?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: maybe
You: dont lie
Stranger: i like moonwalk~~~~
You: yea
Stranger: i didint like to u
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: lie
Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: hhh
Stranger: i loved u for a long time~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: really
Stranger: i am so tired because of u ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: just song
Stranger: hey
You: yea
Stranger: why are u talking about jackson?
You: he was the man
Stranger: thats all?
You: yea
You: what else
Stranger: hmm~
Stranger: its cold a little bit today
Stranger: hoo~~~~~~~
Stranger: i dont like it~
You: why not
Stranger: i cant accept it
Stranger: where are u
Stranger: what time is there~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
You: 9
Stranger: am?
You: pm
Stranger: ah~~~~~``
Stranger: can u
Stranger: answer quickly?
You: what
Stranger: i am so bored now
You: yea
You: why
Stranger: u are so slow
You: i only have 3 fingers
You: lost them in a car accident
Stranger: oh~
Stranger: are u sure?
You: yeah
Stranger: dont lie.....
You: why
Stranger: if
Stranger: u are liying to me
Stranger: u go to the hell
Stranger: whatever~~
Stranger: if u are saying truly
Stranger: u are so cool
Stranger: u are so fast ~
Stranger: even u have 3 fingers
Stranger: i want to sing
You: ok i have like 10 fingers
You: but i did loose some in a accident
You: i used to have 12 or 13
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can u walk?
You: yea
You: with a limp
Stranger: ok
Stranger: take care
Stranger: always
Stranger: so
Stranger: where do u live?
You: usa
You: i live in the grey house
You: on the right
Stranger: whats the grey house?
You: my house
You: you should swing by
You: grab some beer
Stranger: hey
Stranger: can u drink beer?
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I still prefer gang raping girls on justin.tv
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Stranger: HI
You: hi
Stranger: NICE TO MEET YOU
Stranger: WHERE R U FROM?
You: pa
Stranger: PA?
Stranger: WHERE?
You: gms
Stranger: GMS?
You: gfy
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: hhh
Stranger: GO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: GO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: GO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKER
You: wow
Stranger: GO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKER
You: gook
Stranger: IS THAT GOOD?
You: not even close
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: GO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKERGO AND FUCK WITH YOUR DOG MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: BYEBYE
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Stranger: Hey :d
Stranger: :D*
You: hey
Stranger: How are you?
You: alright you?
Stranger: Im fine
Stranger: im just a little mad
You: why?
Stranger: Because people disconnect when i say im male
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You: sup
Stranger: hey
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: at all
You: have you ever herd of "the brown mile"
Stranger: no...
You: its when two people line up asshole to asshole, and shit back and forth into eachother colons.
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: you want to see something like that?
Stranger: no fukc you
You: fuck me?
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Stranger: well, hi
You: mother says hi
Stranger: i'm male
Stranger: father
You: im shemale
Stranger: nasty
You: do you ever put you dick and balls back between your legs and pretend you have poon?
Stranger: shame on you
Stranger: no, never
You: you should try it its the bees knees
Stranger: i prefer to have my dick in front of me
You: me to, however it is a fun trick
Stranger: i dont touch my dick anymore
You: coke dick?
Stranger: coke?
You: cocaine
You: ?
Stranger: no
You: why dont you touch it
Stranger: because i decided to stop doing this
You: are you a unic?
Stranger: yes, i am
Stranger: xD
You: question for you
Stranger: please
Stranger: yes, please
You: if i wake up with 1 eyebrow mysteriously missing, do i shave the other to match?
Stranger: yes, you should
You: so everything was going good then i sneezed, and prematurly ejaculated
Stranger: thats bad
Stranger: sad
Stranger: so sad
You: mother says hi!
You: she bakeing brownies
Stranger: shemale
You: no i have a hairy man chest
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ok, i dont want more
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Stranger: hey
You: is for motherfucking horses
Stranger: lmao
You: straw is cheaper bitch
Stranger: hey i ride horses
Stranger: so stfu
You: and grass is god damn free
Stranger: and they need more than grass
You: buy a shitty barn and get all fuckin three
Stranger: exactly
You: by "ride" you mean you have sex with them?
Stranger: yeh of course
Stranger: no fucktad
Stranger: *fucktard
Stranger: like as a sport
You: This site seems to attract people with that line of reasoning
Stranger: lo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im not a sicko like tht
You: so the horse does all the work, and you sit on it. wouldn't that make you a spectator?
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: im done arguing w people
Stranger: about it
Stranger: its a god damn sport
Stranger: so how bout it try it b4 u judge
You: because a horse headbutted me when I was 9
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thts really funny
You: knocked me out for like 5 minutes
Stranger: aw
Stranger: im sry
You: fucker snuck up behind me and WHAM
Stranger: haha
You: I didnt even know what the hell happened til someone told me
Stranger: haha
You: ITS NOT FUNNY
You: horses are powerful animals
Stranger: prob not wn it happened
Stranger: ya think
Stranger: thts wat makesit a difficult sport
You: horse wrestling?
Stranger: no
Stranger: horse back riding
You: just sitting on it?
Stranger: no
Stranger: go look at videos
You: thats like saying driving a car is a sport
Stranger: its harder than u think
Stranger: no
Stranger: its way diferent
You: I flew in a commercial airplane competitively in college
Stranger: haha very funn
Stranger: funny
Stranger: tht wud actually b funny
You: so you're a chick right?
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: ur a dude
You: knew it
Stranger: im guesing
Stranger: hey i know guys tht ride
You: gay ones maybe
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: but ur a dude right?
You: I'm words on a screen
Stranger: parson
Stranger: pardon*
You: I think women are so fascinated by horses because of how powerful they are
Stranger: haha
You: And that they have HUGE penis's
Stranger: very funny
You: Women want a man who is as strong as a horse with a horse cock
You: It's all very freudian
Stranger: yehhh
Stranger: of course
You: Seriously, your horse is male
Stranger: nope
Stranger: female
Stranger: my last two horses were male tho
You: So you saw their dicks
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: i had to clean them
Stranger: and they r called sheaths
Stranger: thank u very much
You: so you even touched their dicks
Stranger: oh shut up
You: did you enjoy it?
Stranger: yeh my one horse had cancer in it and we had to put him down
Stranger: o yeh its a blast...no it sucks
You: Dick cancer? holy shit
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: :(
You: I'm sorry for your loss, what a way to go
Stranger: lol
Stranger: haha thanks
Stranger: yeh it prb sucked
You: probably?! motherfuckin horse got CANCER on his DICK and you killed him for it.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: he was better off
You: dead?
Stranger: it was the humane thing to do
You: I'd rather be alive with dick cancer than dead
Stranger: no
Stranger: he wud have died neways
Stranger: and he was sufering
You: the humane thing to do would be to give him a handjob every now and then
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: no
Stranger: he was a gelding
Stranger: not a stallion
You: poor guy lives his whole life without busting a nut once, and you wonder why he gets dick cancer
Stranger: haha
You: you gotta flush out the pipes every now and again
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well
Stranger: there were lots of other ladies
You: o well, lesson learned
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thts not y he got cancer
You: how do you know?
Stranger: well
You: did he EVER get to bust a nut?
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: but im pretty sure
Stranger: idk
Stranger: i didnt have him his whole life
Stranger: and i wasnt watching him 24/7
You: While he was with you then
Stranger: not i nver saw him
You: O what you think he's gonna rub one out? You do know horses have HOOVES right?
Stranger: yehs
Stranger: im not stupid lol
You: and no opposable thumbs, that would be the worst handjob ever
Stranger: horses cant masterbate
Stranger: lmao
You: Exactly my point
Stranger: well he was perfectly happy
Stranger: being sex free
Stranger: w/e
Stranger: lol
Stranger: r u done insulting my dead horse yet
You: here this poor dumb animal just sits around, got a HUGE dick and can't even reach it. You come along, and instead of jerking him off, you jump on his back and ride him around
You: no im not done
Stranger: haha
You: its damn near animal cruelty
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: w/e
Stranger: im done arguing
Stranger: ur right im an animal abuser
Stranger: kill me now
Stranger: send me to jail
Stranger: never let horses come in contact w pepl agian
You: The only way to redeem yourself is to go down to the local stable and jack off every horse there
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: no thanks
You: You might consider swallowing
You: for your transgressions
Stranger: haha
Stranger: id rather not
Stranger: how bout u do it for me since u wud seem to enjoy it more
You: Ya you'd rather not, and poor old Gelding would rather not die from dick cancer, caused by his sperm backing up so badly, they mutated into DICK CANCER!
You: you are heartless
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: im a total bitch
Stranger: r u having fun
You: When you die, I hope Jesus makes you Geldings eternal handjob slave in the sky. You'll fly around on his beautiful cloud getting soaked in his sperm for all eternity
You: no, I'm not
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: then stop
Stranger: haha
You: This is a serious problem
You: you need to take it seriously
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: im not obviusly
Stranger: u need to chill
Stranger: go smoke something to calm u donw
You: GELDING DIED BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO FUCKING BUSY RIDING AROUND RUBBING YOUR CLIT ON A SADDLE HORN TO TAKE 10 MINUTES TO JACK HIM OFF ONCE IN A WHILE
You: I DONT NEED TO CALM DOWN
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: u do
Stranger: y am i still talking w u lol
Stranger: im never gunna talk w u agina
You: Because you feel guilty about gelding
Stranger: and this is what ur saying
You: and you know I'm right
Stranger: haha suree
Stranger: lol
Stranger: leme guese...ur about 15-16
You: O, laugh it up, it's real funny
Stranger: years old
You: I don't need to be a certain age to know when it's appropriate to stroke horse sheath
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so ur 14
Stranger: 13
Stranger: 12
Stranger: 11
You: what is this a fucking countdown
Stranger: im guesing ur age
Stranger: dumbass
You: did you contdown before you shot poor gelding in the fucking head?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ur histerical
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: u shud b a comedian
You: fuck you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u wud like tht wouldnt u
You: O, you wanna cyber?
Stranger: no
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: im jk
Stranger: evr heard of sarcasm
You: ya, so that was a sarcastic no?
You: so you do wanna cyber
Stranger: no
Stranger: fuck u
You: Now I know how Gelding felt
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It was about so much more than just horse cock. That's like saying the Mona Lisa is just a painting of a woman. How dare you.
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It was about so much more than just horse cock. That's like saying the Mona Lisa is just a painting of a woman. How dare you.
i'll be honest, that was by far the funniest thing I've read in a long ass time. I couldn't stop laughing.
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yeah I thought it was going to be lame but i lol'd for real.
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Stranger: hey
You: is for motherfucking horses
Stranger: lmao
You: straw is cheaper bitch
Stranger: hey i ride horses
Stranger: so stfu
You: and grass is god damn free
Stranger: and they need more than grass
You: buy a shitty barn and get all fuckin three
Stranger: exactly
You: by "ride" you mean you have sex with them?
Stranger: yeh of course
Stranger: no fucktad
Stranger: *fucktard
Stranger: like as a sport
You: This site seems to attract people with that line of reasoning
Stranger: lo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im not a sicko like tht
You: so the horse does all the work, and you sit on it. wouldn't that make you a spectator?
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: im done arguing w people
Stranger: about it
Stranger: its a god damn sport
Stranger: so how bout it try it b4 u judge
You: because a horse headbutted me when I was 9
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thts really funny
You: knocked me out for like 5 minutes
Stranger: aw
Stranger: im sry
You: fucker snuck up behind me and WHAM
Stranger: haha
You: I didnt even know what the hell happened til someone told me
Stranger: haha
You: ITS NOT FUNNY
You: horses are powerful animals
Stranger: prob not wn it happened
Stranger: ya think
Stranger: thts wat makesit a difficult sport
You: horse wrestling?
Stranger: no
Stranger: horse back riding
You: just sitting on it?
Stranger: no
Stranger: go look at videos
You: thats like saying driving a car is a sport
Stranger: its harder than u think
Stranger: no
Stranger: its way diferent
You: I flew in a commercial airplane competitively in college
Stranger: haha very funn
Stranger: funny
Stranger: tht wud actually b funny
You: so you're a chick right?
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: ur a dude
You: knew it
Stranger: im guesing
Stranger: hey i know guys tht ride
You: gay ones maybe
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: but ur a dude right?
You: I'm words on a screen
Stranger: parson
Stranger: pardon*
You: I think women are so fascinated by horses because of how powerful they are
Stranger: haha
You: And that they have HUGE penis's
Stranger: very funny
You: Women want a man who is as strong as a horse with a horse cock
You: It's all very freudian
Stranger: yehhh
Stranger: of course
You: Seriously, your horse is male
Stranger: nope
Stranger: female
Stranger: my last two horses were male tho
You: So you saw their dicks
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: i had to clean them
Stranger: and they r called sheaths
Stranger: thank u very much
You: so you even touched their dicks
Stranger: oh shut up
You: did you enjoy it?
Stranger: yeh my one horse had cancer in it and we had to put him down
Stranger: o yeh its a blast...no it sucks
You: Dick cancer? holy shit
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: :(
You: I'm sorry for your loss, what a way to go
Stranger: lol
Stranger: haha thanks
Stranger: yeh it prb sucked
You: probably?! motherfuckin horse got CANCER on his DICK and you killed him for it.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: he was better off
You: dead?
Stranger: it was the humane thing to do
You: I'd rather be alive with dick cancer than dead
Stranger: no
Stranger: he wud have died neways
Stranger: and he was sufering
You: the humane thing to do would be to give him a handjob every now and then
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: no
Stranger: he was a gelding
Stranger: not a stallion
You: poor guy lives his whole life without busting a nut once, and you wonder why he gets dick cancer
Stranger: haha
You: you gotta flush out the pipes every now and again
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well
Stranger: there were lots of other ladies
You: o well, lesson learned
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thts not y he got cancer
You: how do you know?
Stranger: well
You: did he EVER get to bust a nut?
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: but im pretty sure
Stranger: idk
Stranger: i didnt have him his whole life
Stranger: and i wasnt watching him 24/7
You: While he was with you then
Stranger: not i nver saw him
You: O what you think he's gonna rub one out? You do know horses have HOOVES right?
Stranger: yehs
Stranger: im not stupid lol
You: and no opposable thumbs, that would be the worst handjob ever
Stranger: horses cant masterbate
Stranger: lmao
You: Exactly my point
Stranger: well he was perfectly happy
Stranger: being sex free
Stranger: w/e
Stranger: lol
Stranger: r u done insulting my dead horse yet
You: here this poor dumb animal just sits around, got a HUGE dick and can't even reach it. You come along, and instead of jerking him off, you jump on his back and ride him around
You: no im not done
Stranger: haha
You: its damn near animal cruelty
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: w/e
Stranger: im done arguing
Stranger: ur right im an animal abuser
Stranger: kill me now
Stranger: send me to jail
Stranger: never let horses come in contact w pepl agian
You: The only way to redeem yourself is to go down to the local stable and jack off every horse there
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: no thanks
You: You might consider swallowing
You: for your transgressions
Stranger: haha
Stranger: id rather not
Stranger: how bout u do it for me since u wud seem to enjoy it more
You: Ya you'd rather not, and poor old Gelding would rather not die from dick cancer, caused by his sperm backing up so badly, they mutated into DICK CANCER!
You: you are heartless
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: im a total bitch
Stranger: r u having fun
You: When you die, I hope Jesus makes you Geldings eternal handjob slave in the sky. You'll fly around on his beautiful cloud getting soaked in his sperm for all eternity
You: no, I'm not
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: then stop
Stranger: haha
You: This is a serious problem
You: you need to take it seriously
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: im not obviusly
Stranger: u need to chill
Stranger: go smoke something to calm u donw
You: GELDING DIED BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO FUCKING BUSY RIDING AROUND RUBBING YOUR CLIT ON A SADDLE HORN TO TAKE 10 MINUTES TO JACK HIM OFF ONCE IN A WHILE
You: I DONT NEED TO CALM DOWN
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: u do
Stranger: y am i still talking w u lol
Stranger: im never gunna talk w u agina
You: Because you feel guilty about gelding
Stranger: and this is what ur saying
You: and you know I'm right
Stranger: haha suree
Stranger: lol
Stranger: leme guese...ur about 15-16
You: O, laugh it up, it's real funny
Stranger: years old
You: I don't need to be a certain age to know when it's appropriate to stroke horse sheath
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so ur 14
Stranger: 13
Stranger: 12
Stranger: 11
You: what is this a fucking countdown
Stranger: im guesing ur age
Stranger: dumbass
You: did you contdown before you shot poor gelding in the fucking head?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ur histerical
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: u shud b a comedian
You: fuck you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u wud like tht wouldnt u
You: O, you wanna cyber?
Stranger: no
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: im jk
Stranger: evr heard of sarcasm
You: ya, so that was a sarcastic no?
You: so you do wanna cyber
Stranger: no
Stranger: fuck u
You: Now I know how Gelding felt
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WIN
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It's spelled eunuch.
Thank you, o grand master
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Stranger: im a horny girl
You: are they growing out of your head?
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