Topic: So who can bring the best Omegle chat? (Read 13017 times)

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #60 on:** July 12, 2009, 10:59:00 AM »

That was buk

fysh · « **Reply #61 on:** July 12, 2009, 02:19:41 PM »

Stranger: joint?
Stranger: blunt?
You: only the chronic
Stranger: yu bet
You: shwag is weak.
Stranger: i have the best pot
Stranger: but not anymore:(
Stranger: all gone
You: then you don't have the best pot
Stranger: well i still have it in me
You: i still have semen in me
Stranger: well who doesnt
You: this is true. its about a week old, and starting to ferment
Stranger: shpuld take a shower
You: yeah, but its stuck to the inside walls of my colon
You: i keep trying to shit it out... but to no avail
Stranger: well shud be a fun time getting it out
You: would you help me?
Stranger: sorry i would ony make it worse
You: I have a spoon.
You: and some latex gloves
You: you aren't allergic to latex are you?
Stranger: oh very alergic
You: i'll see if i can't find a longer spoon
Stranger: make sure its wooden
You: splinters?
Stranger: yes u will enjoy it
You: well, im not enjoying this
You: it wasn't really even my choice really.
Stranger: well u shouldnt be running around naked at 3:00 in the morning
You: i wasn't running
You: see, i joined this fraternity and the guys are super cool and there is always pussy roaming the house
You: Well, I wanted to get in really bad. So they were like, if you want to be a member you have to take it up the ass from the mascot. The mascot is a 5ft tall english mastiff.
You: So, I did it but now every time I fart it smells like a vet clinic. I'm starting to think this was a really big mistake.
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marcj · « **Reply #62 on:** July 12, 2009, 02:38:27 PM »

Stranger: hayy
You: WHAT
Stranger: hey*
Stranger: how old r u
You: 82
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ...
You: what do you want
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: ..
Stranger: nthing
You: then why did you message me?
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fysh · « **Reply #63 on:** July 12, 2009, 02:39:38 PM »

Stranger: hey jude
You: yes?
Stranger: how r u ?
You: making it bad.
You: afraid.
Stranger: hwo come?
You: sometimes I feel like I carry the world upon my shoulders
Stranger: ow u shouldn't be feeling this way
You: I guess I'm a fool for playing it cool.
You: just making the world a little colder.
Stranger: now don't let me down
You: should I go and get her?
Stranger: yes, let her into ur heart
You: then what?
Stranger: u can start to make it better off course
You: damn, you really know how to take a sad song and make it better.
You: thnx.
Stranger: no prob
Stranger:

marcj · « **Reply #64 on:** July 12, 2009, 02:41:55 PM »

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: i am on drugs
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fysh · « **Reply #65 on:** July 12, 2009, 03:19:10 PM »

Stranger: from?
You: Missouri
Stranger: usa right?
You: yeah, you?
Stranger: belgium
You: my aunt is from belgium
Stranger: ow cool, from the dutch or the french part?
You: french
Stranger: i'm from the dutch part
You: do you beat up the french part and occupy their land?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: yeah why don't we? they take all our taxes for themselves
You: i wish someone would take my taxes
Stranger: perhaps the taxman
You: Since I'm poor, johnny bliss said he would take a bigger percentage of taxes for me so I don't have to
You: he's a sweet guy.
Stranger: apparently
Stranger: and a musician as well(i just googled the name)
You: oh no, i don't think he plays music
Stranger: well there's a johnny bliss who plays music
You: but he does have a big dodge truck and a 500hp vette (before driveline loss of course) that gets 37mpg.
You: and, he pays most of my taxes.
Stranger: well then i guess ur a very looky guy/girl
You: both
Stranger: lucky*
Stranger: ow ur a transsexual
You: sometimes

keelay · « **Reply #66 on:** July 12, 2009, 05:12:39 PM »

its no fun when they play along......

You: black?
Stranger: blue
Stranger: i like to hold my breath
You: fuck yea, i always wanted to fuck a smurf
Stranger: allright, lets get it on
You: m or f
Stranger: male of course
Stranger: with a GIANT dick!!!
You: really? thats not good, like an arm?
Stranger: more like a leg
You: im rubbing my tits
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i am too
You: you have tits?
Stranger: sure i do
Stranger: im morbidly obese
You: lol, nice. i wanna lick the sweat cheese out of your rolls fatty
Stranger: oh yeah, no-one has done that for a while
You: then slap you with my penis, and shoot you with my machine gun titties
Stranger: im picking up really sweet aromas!
You: i also put a cigar cutter in my ass, just for you

Stranger: i catch the bullets with my teeth and shit out snickers bars with lead
You: thats couse i just shit on your face
You: youre just as fucked up as i am, this is no fun
Stranger: true

Corey · « **Reply #67 on:** July 12, 2009, 08:32:14 PM »

the first person i get into a room with is all deep and phsycological.

Hotrodlincoln · « **Reply #68 on:** July 12, 2009, 10:50:59 PM »

Think my ip is baned

Corey · « **Reply #69 on:** July 12, 2009, 11:21:08 PM »

i cant for the life of me get anyone to play ball. i got 1 asian guy to ask me if i was a horny chick and for a pic so i grabbed the rick rolled like doug posted but i wanted to make sur eit worked first and when i went to task manager to close it it shut down all the windows.

Corey · « **Reply #70 on:** July 13, 2009, 12:10:53 AM »

ok i just had a long stupid convo with some homo, im guessing 18-23 years of age and full of acne claiming he was going to post the convo on some "web rats" forums so it any of you are a member go look for it.

he was playng along but being real gay about it.

rawr · « **Reply #71 on:** July 13, 2009, 01:12:28 AM »

fysh wins this thread.

Corey · « **Reply #72 on:** July 13, 2009, 01:53:35 AM »

LOL i get these 2 in a row

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: no undies
You: nice
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: nigger
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Corey · « **Reply #73 on:** July 13, 2009, 02:57:31 AM »

Stranger: are u a chick
Stranger: willing to send naked pics
You: yea
You: maybe
Stranger: are you into the whole cyber picturing
Stranger: cuz i will enforce the law baby
You: would bra and panties be enough>
You: i dont send total nudes to people i dont know
Stranger: bra and panties is a start
Stranger: yes that would be satisfactory
You: ok hold on
You: ok i hope you dont think im ugly
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n

Stranger: i just got rickrolled
Stranger: omfg
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: what the hell
Stranger: why do u play these tease games with me
Stranger: seriously, u broke my heart
You: sorry sweetcakes
Stranger: i thought i was going to see a cute girl's picture
Stranger: but no
Stranger: i get rick rolled
Stranger: im so mad i could go on myspace and post a bulletin
Stranger: u jerk
You: do it
Stranger: no really
You: rick roll is the man
Stranger: lyk i wanna see yo body
Stranger: cuz i need yo body
You: yea i dont know about all that
Stranger: why
You: i can find a picture of a 12 year old asian boy if youd like?
Stranger: eww no
Stranger: okay fine
Stranger: i get rickrolled
Stranger: and this is what i get
Stranger: I GOT RICKROLLED
Stranger: at least flash a braw strap
Stranger: god damnit
You: im not a chick so i cant help you there
Stranger: well are u into cyber sex cock fest?
You: nah
You: im just looking to rick roll people
Stranger: can i see your head?
Stranger: and u know what i mean

You: nah
Stranger: u are a gay faggot
You: but you were a good sport
Stranger: no i will not show u penis
Stranger: you are ill man
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Corey · « **Reply #74 on:** July 13, 2009, 05:15:41 PM »

i got this retard twice and he still wanted more, even knowing i had a penis

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: are you horny girl
Stranger: ?
You: yes
You: sometimes
You: are you a horny boy
Stranger: how old are you
You: 19
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ı m 21
Stranger: luca name is
You: cool
Stranger: from italy
Stranger: u?
You: im from florida
Stranger: name?
You: ashley
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: can ı see your tits
Stranger: and peach
You: lets start small
You: how about bra and panties
Stranger: ok
You: http://tinyurl.com/ashley220

You: what do you think?
Stranger: what is this
Stranger: ?
You: my picture?
Stranger: no
You: does it not work?
Stranger: this a video
You: it should be a picture
You: let me try a another one
Stranger: no
You: works for me
You: try this one
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n

You: imon the left
You: should work
You: is it working?
You: im the one with blonde hair
Stranger: http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/
Stranger: no
Stranger: thıs ıs a open
You: rick rolled
You: sucker
Stranger: are you upload imageshack.us
Stranger: www.imageshack.us
Stranger: your photos upload
You: do you mind that i have a penis?
Stranger: yes ı do
You: but i have a good personality
Stranger: can ı see you undressed photos?upload www.imagesahck.us
Stranger: ok?
You: ok
Stranger: ı m wait
Stranger: http://xhamster.com/movies/90479/me_my_wife_and_her_sister_on_homemade_video.html
Stranger: watching
Stranger: ı m wait
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Corey · « **Reply #75 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:55:01 AM »

ive thrown up the rhmt code a couple times. apparently theres alot of people from 4chan or /b/ or whatever.

some guy swore i was some dude named david from 4chan

shadow · « **Reply #76 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:05:41 AM »

i keep meeting taiwanese chics?

Sinister · « **Reply #77 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:55:35 PM »

Quote from: Corey on July 14, 2009, 12:55:01 AM

some guy swore i was some dude named david from 4chan

I had that happen a few times, must be an inside joke type of deal with em. I was told "next time just say you're david"

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #78 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:12:03 PM »

Mike, isn't it time to find a job?

ApexSilver06MR · « **Reply #79 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:21:30 PM »

lol.. forgot to post it but i said i was a 17f and then later said that my name was chris hansen with dateline nbc.

We have tracked your ip address and will soon be having local law enforcement arrest you and take you in for questioning.

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #80 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:18:05 PM »

I disagree. You can't afford ammo. If you can't afford ammo now, how will you afford it later? This is irresponsible, Michael.

j.h.christ · « **Reply #81 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:22:33 PM »

Quote from: Joseph Davis on July 14, 2009, 03:18:05 PM

This is irresponsible, Michael.

you lose the game if you read this in KITT's voice in your head

dvst8r · « **Reply #82 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:27:57 PM »

Quote from: j.h.christ on July 14, 2009, 03:22:33 PM

Quote from: Joseph Davis on July 14, 2009, 03:18:05 PM
This is irresponsible, Michael.

you lose the game if you read this in KITT's voice in your head

Crap. I fail.

Corey · « **Reply #83 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:19:51 PM »

im definatley getting chinese language lessons froms ome chinese dude right now

Dserieshatch · « **Reply #84 on:** July 14, 2009, 06:12:38 PM »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: asl?
You: 22
Stranger: f 15 mexico
You: oh rly
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u male
You: hows the chronic down there
You: and yes i am
Stranger: great man
You: can i get some?
You: i need about 4 pounds
You: dont tell anyone shhhhhhhhhhh its a secret
Stranger: okay i want 500 for it
You: bullshit
You: thats some bullshit
Stranger: your full of bullshit
You: no your mom swallowed it all last night
You: oh rly?
Stranger: ya from your fucking dad
You: what dad faggot
You: go have fun getting the herp from your mommys stanky pussy.
You: better yet hotrex
You: HHH right?
Stranger: listen here you fuckface go fucking you need to go back to bed and
Stranger: take it up the ass you fucking queer
You: back to bed?
Stranger: go home
You: i am home pussy eating your girls pussy right now actually
Stranger: okay i agree with you totally.. STRANGER DANGER
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: heyh
Stranger: whats your name?
You: whats yours?
Stranger: nicko
You: oh cool
Stranger: and u?
You: my boyfriends being a real dick right now
Stranger: oh why? ;O
You: im not sure
You: can you come please me great nicko
Stranger: ofc

You: my poor old ass hasnt been open in weeks
Stranger: so hot
You: im not lying
Stranger: u form?
Stranger: from*
You: usa
You: you
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: and how old are u my hoty little gril?

You: can you come help me nicko pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You: 19
Stranger: oh so nice me to
Stranger: can u discribe your how u look like?
Stranger: can u?
You: yes i can what do you wanna know
Stranger: avrything start down
You: im blonde blue eyes boobs
You: tall
Stranger: grrr

You: i can suck dick like a motherfucker
Stranger: mmmmm
You: what
Stranger: how big boobs? what size?
You: im not sure i dont wear a bra
Stranger: oh
You: probably more than enough to fill your hands
Stranger: that sound nice
Stranger: and your ass then?
You: it needs some loving
Stranger: i would like to help u
Stranger: i want to lick your tiny pussy
You: i dont have a pussy
You: i have a dick
You: isnt that wierd
Stranger: hahah
You: http://tinyurl.com/244u3n
Stranger: uhhh
You: uh what?
Stranger: penis on a guy
You: click that its my picture i was only kidding
Stranger: looking
Stranger: oh damn thats hot
You: what getting rick roll'd
You: so you obviously like men
Stranger: heh
You: what the fuck is this world coming to...
You: can you get me a deal on a volvo or saab
Stranger: haha yes
You: if not youre worthless
You: i want one with a big holset on it
Stranger: btw do u want to know anything aboute me?
You: if you havent figured it out by now i am not a chick.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: bored.
You: lol same? what'd you do today?
Stranger: naughty stuff.
Stranger: =]
You: haha
Stranger: yeha
Stranger: YOU BETTER FUCKING LAUGH BITCH
Stranger: SHIT FUCK ASS
You: if this is a guy im gonna be scared
Stranger: I HAVE TOURETTES
Stranger: IM A FUCKING GUY
You: well please take the dick out of your ass faggot
You: i dont give a fuck what you have
Stranger: thats a bad word,
Stranger: im ashamed
You: ill smack you silly son
Stranger: ill slap your willy
You: the fuck you will
Stranger: your willy wonka
Stranger: tee hee
Stranger: are you racist??!
You: no
You: not yet
You: dont make me rethink that
Stranger: just cause im of a different monority you think you can make fun of me?
You: no
Stranger: thats a racial comment
Stranger: and you are going to hell for that
You: im going to hell either way so why beat around the bush
Stranger: cause its better outside the box.
Stranger: like taco bell says
You: why do that when i can have it my way?
You: like bk
Stranger: lmao
You: is this seriously a guy
Stranger: yeah im just kidding around.
You: so am i
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: so whats your name. mines billy ray,
You: i dont have a name
You: kids just used to call me shit
You: i never had parents
Stranger: seriously?
Stranger: nope.
You: the only memory i have of them is my mom popping a squat on me when i was 2 months old
Stranger: ill just call you 69
You: why not 83?
Stranger: cause 69 is my butcher.
Stranger: ?
You: and?
Stranger: idk
You: i was just doing that last night
You: nice small hot blonde
You: made her collapse.
Stranger: that was my mom! shes blonde and shes liek 20
You: you must be 3
Stranger: im 69
Stranger: just like you
You: i was just talking to this fucking dousche bag
Stranger: your the 6 to my 9
You: no no no
You: the fuck im anything in that equation
Stranger: ?
You: you can find your own 6
Stranger: lmao
You: i dont roll like that
Stranger: i like cheese
You: what you do in your spare time is none of my business.
You: do you like cutting cheese?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: totally
You: thats fucked up
Stranger: its fantabulous
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: totally
Stranger: dont you love cheese
You: do you want a holset
Stranger: cheese
Stranger: lets gert
You: no
Stranger: yes
Stranger: cheese
You: no cheese
Stranger: lets get some cheese\
You: fuck cheese
Stranger: NOOOOO
Stranger: CHEESE IS MY BITCH
You: are you from fucking wisconsin?
Stranger: YEAH!
Stranger: WHY?!?!
You: no fucking way
Stranger: yeah
You: wow
You have disconnected.

Sinister · « **Reply #85 on:** July 14, 2009, 07:45:38 PM »

Quote from: n/a michael on July 14, 2009, 04:26:33 PM

Quote from: Corey on July 14, 2009, 04:19:51 PM
im definatley getting chinese language lessons froms ome chinese dude right now
i was learning chinese last night

Ni hao

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #86 on:** July 14, 2009, 08:38:07 PM »

Look around you, lots of people deserve to die. Is this not morally justified??

Stealthmode · « **Reply #87 on:** July 14, 2009, 08:47:25 PM »

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where ar u from
You: between my mothers legs.
Stranger: good so u ar a baby
You: no, but I was at one point.
You: You aren't from there too?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm from anther planet
You: Maybe we're siblings. Did the one you came out of smell like cheetos and catfish?
Stranger: hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: I'll be the first to admit that mine didn't.
You: The one I came out of smelled like cotton candy and foot powder.
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Corey · « **Reply #88 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:53:52 AM »

they usually dont stick around long when you start saying dumb stuff but this person was a good sport.

Stranger: hi
You: jis
Stranger: jis?
You: yeah
You: its a secret code
Stranger: oh
Stranger: okay
You: i dont know what it means though
Stranger: will you find out soon?
You: i hope
You: im drunk and cant see straight
Stranger: i hope so too
Stranger: oh
You: i just got done having sex with a hooker
You: i think she might have given me an std
Stranger: yikes...
You: ill know in a week when if it burns when i piss
Stranger: ohh i hope not
You: me too
Stranger: well i hope the best for you
You: thanks
You: that means alot
Stranger: oh
Stranger: heh it should all work out just fine for you
Stranger: in the future
You: i gotta stop getting drunk
You: cause i might wake up next to another naked dude some day
You: and thats not kosher
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: scary thoughts
You: do you think that would make me gay even if i dont remember anything?
Stranger: uhh i dont think so
You: but i mean my subconsience would be gay right
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: i would hope not
You: yeah me too
You: i have a secret to tell you
Stranger: alright
You: im not really drunk and i didnt have sex with a diseased hooker
You: this was a test
You: and you passed
Stranger: oh i passed...?
You: yep
You: A+
Stranger: i dont know what to say haha....
Stranger: well...
You: pat yourself on the back
Stranger: i will
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: my work here is done...
You: yes it is
Stranger: time to move on...
You: ok bye
Stranger: goodbye friend
You: i love you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

jeffsciv23 · « **Reply #89 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:25:21 PM »

lol, that was pretty good

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