:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: LS1pwNzJ00 on July 21, 2009, 03:23:05 AM
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the most fucked up i've ever gotten was in mexico, i hardly remember it. i was drunk as fuck, yay'd out, took a bunch of soma's, took some norco's, took this other shit that had opiates supposedly in it that you could buy over the counter in mexico, snorted some meth and smoked some weed.
it was funny though, i wasnt trying to get meth, that was the on ly time i had ever tried that shit, and it sucked by the way, all it did was keep me awake, i was trying to ask this beaner dealer for coke and he gave me meth, so i was like fuck it why not. and the weed was funny as well, while i was trying to get some more coke the cab driver had a joint, which i wanted to roll into a blunt you know cuz im from the bay area, and the weed was nasty as fuck. hah, good times. anyway whats the most fudked up you've ever gotten? im pretty fucking drunk wright now though haha
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Never been drunk before 8)
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Been more than a few times that I've partied all night, crashed at 5 am, woke up at like 3 pm with a headache still that doesnt go away til I go back to sleep again.
Worst I've been is a few months back I was either sorta drunk or piss drunk 5 days in a row, took a few days after that to recover from all the drinking :-X
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I was asleep in a hostel in Melbourne, Aus, and woke up to lights on and peeps laughing etc....
there were 30ish german backpackers sitting in a circle in the room skulling cask wine, by the liter! mixed with uber cheap thailand bourbon.
i joined in and passed out, can only remember walking down the hallway toward the toilets vomiting on the carpet, then waking up at 3pm next day in the park across the street lol.
madness
or a few weeks ago, got fucked up at a school engineering grad dinner. i couldnt really stand or even see when i got my award lol
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One night decided randomly to drink. Jorsher was supposed to be taking shots with me, but kept slacking. I was alternating light and dark rum shots chased with pineapple juice (kills the taste great BTW). Ended up doing 17 shots in about 15 min.
Jorsher then decides we should go to Wal-Mart. At this time it hadn't kicked in. Next thing I remember was being at Wal-Mart on a shelf, blinked, puking out widow of car going down road, blinked, at car wash, blinked, sitting in apartment parking lot puking, blinked, it was the next day.
Another time we were drinking and had some OC. Did what *looked* like 50mg to Jorsher (scale was broke). Started kicking in and I found a pipe with some DMT resin. Scraped it all up, in the mean time found some green on the desk. Put it in with the DMT resin and hit it a few times. Game over, I thought I was dieing.
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I woke up to a few police and medics walking into my bedroom telling me they got a call I was dead. I replied someone must have been mistaken and they should leave. I started getting dressed. I was pretty cold, blue and for some reason I couldn't hear anything but ringing in my ears.
They got me outside and the medic tried to strap me to the cart and when I refused the police said I was leaving with one of them so just sit down and shut up. Fuck that night cost me alot, I didn't have insurance at the time and those bills are outrageous. And that narcan shit takes you from comfortable to hating life in 2.6 seconds.
That's probably the worst I've been besides just sloppy blacked out drunk making a fool of myself. Been there a few too many times off of assorted alcohol, it's pretty much why I'll only have a few beers before I call it a night. The recovery time takes too damn long now a days.
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^ Screw that, should have told them you weren't paying it. You refused medical treatment (which they can't make you take) and they came into your house to get you. You didn't ask for their help and refused it, therefore wasn't your liability.
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^ Screw that, should have told them you weren't paying it. You refused medical treatment (which they can't make you take) and they came into your house to get you. You didn't ask for their help and refused it, therefore wasn't your liability.
+1
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I wasn't exactly in the right frame of mind to think at the time. shoulda woulda coulda I had already pretty much changed my life just made a bad decision to dabble in old ways. The shit I went through after that just cause some poeple thought they had a guilt by association scape goat made a few medical bills the least of my worries so I just let it all go.
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I got really drunk one time.
Drank a 26 in about 15 minutes.
Ended up blacking out and puking in my best friends bath tub for a couple hours.
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I hate SLHS: sup
peteypabsNC: reading your thread
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I hate SLHS: oh shit
I hate SLHS: i forgot i made that thread
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Blew a .27 BAL, hadn't had anything to drink in 2 hours.
12-1-1986
Haven't had Tequlia since
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I passed out in a yard 7/4/2007 and woke up at 9 in the morning in some grass in the middle of the ghetto.
Haven't had tequila since.
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Liter of Kettle One in 30 min to win a bet.
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the obvious answer is "i dont remember i was unconcious"
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the obvious answer is "i dont remember i was unconcious and when i woke up my colon hurt"
I dont know how you get down, but I dont party like that. :P
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I died :noel:
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tequila...pot...coke. last thing I remember was standing on the roof of the apartment in a dress throwing works bombs into the parking lot while smoking a blunt...it was still light out, but it was some time in the evening.
Next morning around 10:30-11:00ish I woke up in my buddy's dad's car with two of my friends in billings montana (11 hrs away from where the party started). We stayed out there for 3 days then came home.
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I don't think I could pick just one time O0
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once a week if not more often ???
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im pretty much drunk right now.
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Err. Ex, Ketamine, booze, and a couple of puffs of something I couldnt identify. I woke up in the basement of some girl's house 2 days later...
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couple hits of Timothy Leary, Smoking tweak for a week, GHB, some E and Ketamine....
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me and my buddy split a liter bottle of Gossling's black seal rum, drank that in about 2 hours, then we proceeded to go to the bar down the street, and drank 4 rounds of heavy high alcohol beers, (like stouts and shit like that).
I blacked out leaving the bar.
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I died :noel:
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tequila...pot...coke. last thing I remember was standing on the roof of the apartment in a dress throwing works bombs into the parking lot while smoking a blunt...it was still light out, but it was some time in the evening.
Next morning around 10:30-11:00ish I woke up in my buddy's dad's car with two of my friends in billings montana (11 hrs away from where the party started). We stayed out there for 3 days then came home.
The dress part is scary and makes me glad you don't remember the gaps.
I died :noel:
The story of OCZC, coming to Lifetime soon
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I did actually die
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I did actually die
then tell the story
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I did actually die
They give you one of those bitchin adrenaline shots in your heart?
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I did actually die
then tell the story
I was there, Chris and I were getting all sorts of fucked up and then we see this cop and he yells
Hark!
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
I keep looking for something I can't get
Broken hearts lie all around me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
Her diary it sits on the bedside table
The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle
Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away, I should've walked away
Is there any just cause for feeling like this?
On the surface I'm a name on a list
I try to be discreet, but then blow it again
I've lost and found, it's my final mistake
She's loving by proxy, no give and all take
'cos I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must been some kind of kiss
I should`ve walked away, I should've walked away
It was a long hot night
She made it easy, she made it feel right
But now it's over the moment has gone
I followed my hands not my head, I knew I was wrong
Oh i, i just died in your arms tonight
it must have been something you said,
i just died in your arms tonight
Oh i, i just died in your arms tonight
it must have been some kind of kiss
i should have walked away, i should have walked away
and then we both came to life and it was ok
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^ I think all the horse cock has damaged your brain. Thats about as funny as Will Ferrel's talentless ass.
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i was drinking with some old friends and finished off a 24 (i usually get buzzed after 4-5 beers). then some weed, and i decided to grab some rum or w/e it was. then i was told a didn't blink/move for a long time. just staring ahead. they heading to the hospital i woke up in the parking lot asking wtf? i was doing there. went home and woke up the next day woundering wtf? happened.
yeah i don't drink that much anymore.
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jeeze some of you guys are hardcore, ive only blacked out once off of jack and then briefly waking up in my turbo car with my buddy driving and laughing about how fucking awesome turbos are. fucker was running the piss out of it and later on he told me i wouldn't shut up about letting it warm up before he raped on it.
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I died :noel:
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My 21st birthday.
I went out with a bunch of friends and everyone kept giving me drinks and shots. I accepted each one. Well between a pair of Yeager bombs, I lose all my memory. What apparently happened was I puked all over the outdoor deck of the club we were at, when as my buddies were helping me out the side exit (avoiding the bouncers in the front). Apparently one of the mentioned the way i was walking while being held up was like the dead guy from the movie Weekend at Bernie's. I heard this and acted like a walking dead man listening to conga music and shit the rest of the night.
Didnt have a hang over the next day O0
But I was concerned about not remembering what the hell happened the night before.
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I died :noel:
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so fucking tell us the details mr zombie
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so fucking tell us the details mr zombie
it's a long story, but the long and short of it is this:
don't go on a bender with tom and oczc.
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Bachelor party
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drinkin vodka in my homie's prelude while he drove around just party hoping in highschool. we hit a cat. normally running over cats is bad, but for some reason i laughed my ass off when he hit it. black out. i dont remember how i got home, but i woke up the next morning on my front lawn with the dog eating my puke
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I was in Ireland about two years ago. My GF didn't want to go out so I headed downtown with a friend. We picked up these two polish chicks and went back to their place. We were pretty hammered at this point. Almost gone. My friend goes to the bathroom to puke and Magda goes to bed. It's just me and Alexandra sitting at a coffee table discussing the different politics of our countries. I couldn't really make any good conversation at this point and just remember saying "oh, it's just different" over and over. Then she brings out a bottle of clear tequila. All i remember is the red sombrero as the cap. If i ever see a bottle im buying it for memories. If any of you know what it is let me know.
So, we're sitting around doing shots and eventually the bottle is about half gone. Then we just starting drinking it like it was water. Eventually the bottle is gone and I call my friend out of the batrhroom. He darts out the back door and I get up to follow. Something wasn't right. My legs were weird. I stumble outside quick and close the door before falling to my knees and puking like hell. My friend is out of earshot at this point. I try to get up and walk home but just can't stand. Not even close. My apartment is like a half mile away down this s curve road. All I could do was crawl through the irish mud back to my apartment. I crawl in the lobby. Reach up to the button for the elevator. Get up stairs. Crawl to my door. Reach up with the key card and get in.
At this point i had enough sense to know my gf was going to be pissed so i am super quiet and decide to sleep in the living room. I get undressed, lay down on the couch and close my eyes. Seconds later I rocket vomited straight up into the air waking up my gf. She comes out freaking out and at this point i cant even crawl. She had do drag all 225 pounds of me to the bathroom. What a woman.
Never thought of tequila the same again. I've been more drunk but this was the best story.
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I died :noel:
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Alexandra called me after you left laughing about you. I went over to her apartment and fucked her.
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it was about to years ago i was at a friends house for a house warming party ...i ended up gettin high off of two diffrent types of drugs and took a bottle of captain morgan paret bay to the head ... i ended up fallin down his front steps , gettin bit by there lizzard , pukin in his goddaughters bed and passin out with my head in the toilet ....i woke up with my chin on the rim and piss in the bowl (wasnt my piss) ...havent been back or talked to the kid since
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I died :noel: