:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: QikEnuF on March 12, 2009, 01:27:03 PM
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So my roomate's GF has a friend of hers that gets $180,000 a year for the next for some kind of insurance settlement because of an accident she was in. However, her face has a big old scar on it now, which is why she gets the $$ I think. She is very giving with her $$$ though, like buying people cars and crap if they date her for like 2 weeks. I am trying to get roomate's GF to bring her over tonight, because I want to buy a new bike and a new car. Does that make me a terrible person?
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Takin one for the team and being a capitalist!
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Nah, thats legit.
If you dont take it ..... somone else will.
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Nah, thats legit.
If you dont take it ..... somone else will.
Apparently, people already have. She bought some guy an E36 M3, and another got a Cadillac CTS. My turn I guess
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Bonus pts for jizzing on the scar
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Bonus pts for jizzing on the scar
+1 target
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Bonus pts for jizzing on the scar
You almost just ruined it. Damnit. I've never even met this chick lol
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If you go into it acting like you aren't going to kick a goal, you won't.
Tell her the scar makes her look distinguished.
Then paint her face
When you do it yell out ""Awwwwww your face looks like Arby's""
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if she's willing to buy you something, you should take it.
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It's not your fault she's also apparently been brain damaged by the accident. People take advantage of me, I take advantage of other people... everyone's fucking each other man, and if you get a car out of fucking a scarred damaged girl who needs to buy people things to feel that she is not a monster and can really be loved, then god bless.
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It's a sick sad world we live in.
Not gonna lie, I might do it if given the opportunity. Kind of sad that she feels the need to do this though.
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I guess I'm the only Saint around here... I wouldn't let her buy me a new car.
I'd let her pay off my current car ;)
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Get her to pose for some pics holding an I <3 JD sign.
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There's others for that... :o
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Only if there are:
1) Pics
2) a sign in those pics that says rHMT
3) Bonus for getting the scar
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who knows, you may fall in love with scarface's personality. Realize that she's the perfect girl you've always been searching for. Maybe settle down and quit your whorish ways for her. Get married and be in perfect content for the rest of your natural life.
Or bang her a few times and get a ballin' ass car then change your number and never speak to the bitch again. O0
its win/win.
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I'd fuck her and get the 1000000 point bonus for scar coverage. Just remember if she is under 22 you have to yell this is for Towdogg after you finish.
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Why yell towdogg?
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if she's willing to buy you something, you should take it.
Fuck no. in some situations its not that serious but Its sorta like this. If you do it understand it is what it is, dont try to justify it and make it ok. cause it sorta isnt but like a few others have said if shes gonna and has its opbvious shes gonna do it anyway so Not partaking isnt really gonna help anything. I just couldnt take a huge handout like that.
Unless you are hung l;ike a chetland pony. in that case perhaps you should recieve an award for nailing her and by all means collect then. O0
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Whatever car you get her to buy you, make sure you boost the shit out of it.
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Really just want a new bike, and boost the ZX6R. :) Maybe a used Vette
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Stay with her till you've pissed her money away on crack, hookers and McDonalds
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Why yell towdogg?
Cause he is old and married with kids. He lives vicariously through us fucking young sluts.
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Stay with her till you've pissed her money away on crack, hookers and McDonalds
Hookers would sort of delete the purpose lol. But it's like, I know shes gotta be butt ugly, and IDK if I can cope with that long enough to get paid for getting her laid
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fuck ya u hit that shit. didnt k-fed teach u anything. ya hes a super douche, but he stuck it to that cunt britany. now u stick it to scarface.
ps take pics of cum filled scar so we can all laugh
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If I do get pics, someone has to find me a good running CRX or hatch..
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"K-fed is a PIMP... that nigga followed teh Pimp handbook to the fucking letter!" -Kat williams.
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do it! this kind of opportunity only comes around once in a lifetime. others are taking advantage of it, your turn :evil:
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tell her, her new scar is sexy and you want to lick it.
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tell her, her new scar is sexy and you want to lick it.
I think I'd throw up. She is comin over tonight though, then out we go to bars :noel:
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I think its on her face though..
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Does that make me a terrible person?
You're a terrible person if you don't.
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somethign about that little patch of body. like the spot right before belly button area turns to Chocha area is hot. also the spot of boobie cleavage before its real cleavage is nice, like where its sorta still soft cheast but more boob than chest. Only reason i love bank tellers sweet boobie cleavage.
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In reality you'll be lucky to get a handjob and a rusted out crx
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In reality you'll be lucky to get a handjob and a rusted out crx
Doesn't sound like that outcome is all bad
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shit i want a handjob and a rusted out CRX.
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In reality you'll be lucky to get a handjob and a rusted out crx
Doesn't sound like that outcome is all bad
No shit!!! I would settle for that.
:P
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In reality you'll be lucky to get a handjob and a rusted out crx
Doesn't sound like that outcome is all bad
No shit!!! I would settle for that.
:P
Fuck ya whats wrong with that
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Bump how bad was she? I bet she's pretty deformed for her to be buying dudes those kinds of cars and shit, did you buck up?
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Did you fuck her yet?
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Man your looking at this all wrong..
where is your self esteem?
why would you think your taking advantage of her? you consider yourself an elite upstanding member of society with places to go and things to do. your time is important to you. your a busy man. You are simply offering your top of the line personal escorting service with a 2 week - TBA, cancel at anytime contract. In exchange for said time and services you are bartering services/trade goods instead of your usual hourly rate.
bitch should be damn greatfull she has the means to afford you. :noel:
post pics of the client with jizzed on scar laying across hood of new car.
fuck i need some sleep