Topic: HMT Morality Check (Read 7504 times)

QikEnuF · « **on:** March 12, 2009, 01:27:03 PM »

So my roomate's GF has a friend of hers that gets $180,000 a year for the next for some kind of insurance settlement because of an accident she was in. However, her face has a big old scar on it now, which is why she gets the $$ I think. She is very giving with her $$$ though, like buying people cars and crap if they date her for like 2 weeks. I am trying to get roomate's GF to bring her over tonight, because I want to buy a new bike and a new car. Does that make me a terrible person?

Lowerit · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:28:51 PM »

Takin one for the team and being a capitalist!

AstroVannin · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:31:38 PM »

Nah, thats legit.

If you dont take it ..... somone else will.

QikEnuF · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:33:46 PM »

Quote from: AstroVannin on March 12, 2009, 01:31:38 PM

Nah, thats legit.

If you dont take it ..... somone else will.

Apparently, people already have. She bought some guy an E36 M3, and another got a Cadillac CTS. My turn I guess

Lowerit · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:37:56 PM »

Bonus pts for jizzing on the scar

Tim · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:38:38 PM »

Quote from: Lowerit on March 12, 2009, 01:37:56 PM

Bonus pts for jizzing on the scar

+1 target

QikEnuF · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:39:01 PM »

Quote from: Lowerit on March 12, 2009, 01:37:56 PM

Bonus pts for jizzing on the scar

You almost just ruined it. Damnit. I've never even met this chick lol

Lowerit · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:41:02 PM »

If you go into it acting like you aren't going to kick a goal, you won't.

Tell her the scar makes her look distinguished.

Then paint her face

When you do it yell out ""Awwwwww your face looks like Arby's""

wpgredteg · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:42:48 PM »

if she's willing to buy you something, you should take it.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:44:33 PM »

It's not your fault she's also apparently been brain damaged by the accident. People take advantage of me, I take advantage of other people... everyone's fucking each other man, and if you get a car out of fucking a scarred damaged girl who needs to buy people things to feel that she is not a monster and can really be loved, then god bless.

snm95ls · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:51:35 PM »

It's a sick sad world we live in.

Not gonna lie, I might do it if given the opportunity. Kind of sad that she feels the need to do this though.

Kenny Rogers · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:55:24 PM »

I guess I'm the only Saint around here... I wouldn't let her buy me a new car.

I'd let her pay off my current car

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:56:00 PM »

Get her to pose for some pics holding an I <3 JD sign.

QikEnuF · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:59:23 PM »

There's others for that...

dvst8r · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:59:45 PM »

Only if there are:
1) Pics
2) a sign in those pics that says rHMT
3) Bonus for getting the scar

fysh · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:00:19 PM »

who knows, you may fall in love with scarface's personality. Realize that she's the perfect girl you've always been searching for. Maybe settle down and quit your whorish ways for her. Get married and be in perfect content for the rest of your natural life.

Or bang her a few times and get a ballin' ass car then change your number and never speak to the bitch again.

its win/win.

brine04 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:00:46 PM »

I'd fuck her and get the 1000000 point bonus for scar coverage. Just remember if she is under 22 you have to yell this is for Towdogg after you finish.

QikEnuF · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:01:27 PM »

Why yell towdogg?

97Econobox · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:02:09 PM »

Quote from: wpgredteg on March 12, 2009, 01:42:48 PM

if she's willing to buy you something, you should take it.

Fuck no. in some situations its not that serious but Its sorta like this. If you do it understand it is what it is, dont try to justify it and make it ok. cause it sorta isnt but like a few others have said if shes gonna and has its opbvious shes gonna do it anyway so Not partaking isnt really gonna help anything. I just couldnt take a huge handout like that.

Unless you are hung l;ike a chetland pony. in that case perhaps you should recieve an award for nailing her and by all means collect then.

MantisX · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:12:53 PM »

Whatever car you get her to buy you, make sure you boost the shit out of it.

QikEnuF · « **Reply #20 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:22:31 PM »

Really just want a new bike, and boost the ZX6R.

Maybe a used Vette

LS1pwNzJ00 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:25:55 PM »

Stay with her till you've pissed her money away on crack, hookers and McDonalds

brine04 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:26:28 PM »

Quote from: QikEnuF on March 12, 2009, 02:01:27 PM

Why yell towdogg?

Cause he is old and married with kids. He lives vicariously through us fucking young sluts.

QikEnuF · « **Reply #23 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:28:51 PM »

Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on March 12, 2009, 02:25:55 PM

Stay with her till you've pissed her money away on crack, hookers and McDonalds

Hookers would sort of delete the purpose lol. But it's like, I know shes gotta be butt ugly, and IDK if I can cope with that long enough to get paid for getting her laid

RobC · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:35:39 PM »

fuck ya u hit that shit. didnt k-fed teach u anything. ya hes a super douche, but he stuck it to that cunt britany. now u stick it to scarface.

ps take pics of cum filled scar so we can all laugh

QikEnuF · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:37:14 PM »

If I do get pics, someone has to find me a good running CRX or hatch..

97Econobox · « **Reply #26 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:37:29 PM »

"K-fed is a PIMP... that nigga followed teh Pimp handbook to the fucking letter!" -Kat williams.

ryan89crx · « **Reply #27 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:38:25 PM »

do it! this kind of opportunity only comes around once in a lifetime. others are taking advantage of it, your turn

AbaZ · « **Reply #28 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:15:28 PM »

tell her, her new scar is sexy and you want to lick it.

QikEnuF · « **Reply #29 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:19:43 PM »

Quote from: AbaZ on March 12, 2009, 03:15:28 PM

tell her, her new scar is sexy and you want to lick it.

I think I'd throw up. She is comin over tonight though, then out we go to bars

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