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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stealthmode on October 20, 2009, 10:10:24 AM

Title: Why black people are amusing.
Post by: Stealthmode on October 20, 2009, 10:10:24 AM
Parenting skills. Prime example.


Baby Doing The Stanky Leg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXOxKzgGYB4#normal)
Title: Re: Why black people are amusing.
Post by: Teg2boo on October 20, 2009, 10:21:23 AM
Wow, looks more like a midget than a baby  :o
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Post by: salesmonkey on October 20, 2009, 10:38:49 AM
are you sure thats not a monkey? wtf is a stanky leg?
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Post by: Kenny Rogers on October 20, 2009, 10:43:38 AM
wtf is a stanky leg?

It's a new STD
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Post by: hatrack48 on October 20, 2009, 10:54:27 AM
Man Stealthy, some of the shit you come up with.
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Post by: clwtwizted on October 20, 2009, 11:14:08 AM
Another Fat lazy african and the video recorder was probably stolen. :yes:
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Post by: jagojon3 on October 20, 2009, 11:19:03 AM
Is that supposed to be when you have the sharts and it runs down your leg?
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Post by: 97Econobox on October 20, 2009, 11:32:25 AM
Didnt someone post last week a bunch of like 7 year olds all humpin each other like that Major Lazer video.  hilarious.
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Post by: 98redcavz24 on October 20, 2009, 01:02:13 PM
what a joke. i'm sure IT'S parents are just thrilled.
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Post by: j.h.christ on October 20, 2009, 01:06:51 PM
Johnny paid for those diapers
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Post by: SiFlyBy on October 20, 2009, 01:18:53 PM
Johnny paid for those diapers

We all paid for those diapers.
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Post by: Kenny Rogers on October 20, 2009, 01:24:43 PM
Johnny paid for those diapers

We all paid for those diapers.

No, Johnny is the only one who pays taxes here... duh.
Title: Re: Why black people are amusing.
Post by: Joseph Davis on October 20, 2009, 02:12:31 PM
Johnny paid for those diapers

We all paid for those diapers.

No, Johnny is the only one who pays taxes here... duh.

+1

First people like SiFlyBy took Johnny's paycheck at gunpoint, now they are taking his credit at gunpoint.  What is the world coming to?
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Post by: j.h.christ on October 20, 2009, 02:20:21 PM
What is the world coming to?

i'm not sure, but i'm confident in obama's ability to steer us through anything!

YES WE CAN
Title: Re: Why black people are amusing.
Post by: sushi on October 20, 2009, 02:36:58 PM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
*Edited with better version*
Walk it Out Dystonia Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQKVrQeF4c#normal)
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Post by: QikEnuF on October 20, 2009, 03:28:10 PM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
Walk It Out (Dystonia Remix) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4gj5_PFbVo#normal)

Post of the year
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Post by: Tim on October 20, 2009, 06:55:16 PM
Parenting skills. Prime example.


Baby Doing The Stanky Leg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXOxKzgGYB4#normal)
they can teach the kid all that dancing but not to shit in the toilet? classic

White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
*Edited with better version*
Walk it Out Dystonia Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQKVrQeF4c#normal)
I'd still hit it
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Post by: Ntrain2k on October 20, 2009, 07:23:46 PM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
*Edited with better version*
Walk it Out Dystonia Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQKVrQeF4c#normal)

If she had a fit like that while you had her bent over doggy style you would feel like a god.
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Post by: chris on October 20, 2009, 07:43:28 PM
Oh snap the baby was on Maury today
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Post by: salesmonkey on October 20, 2009, 07:54:53 PM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
*Edited with better version*
Walk it Out Dystonia Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQKVrQeF4c#normal)

If she had a fit like that while you had her bent over doggy style you would feel like a god.

haha thats what i was thinking when i was watching the video. boy would that be fun.
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Post by: t_cel_t on October 20, 2009, 08:14:23 PM
Oh snap the baby was on Maury today
who was the father?
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Post by: Stealthmode on October 20, 2009, 08:43:36 PM

who was the father?


My guess is it's at least one of these guys.



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Title: Re: Why black people are amusing.
Post by: Joseph Davis on October 20, 2009, 09:19:03 PM
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Post by: Stealthmode on October 20, 2009, 09:20:33 PM
That whale ain't got shit on monsters of cock.  O0
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Post by: Doug on October 20, 2009, 09:29:05 PM
That's just Gary Coleman in a diaper
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Post by: t_cel_t on October 20, 2009, 09:30:21 PM
with Ethiopian gut bloat
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Post by: hatchbox90 on October 20, 2009, 09:35:28 PM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
*Edited with better version*
Walk it Out Dystonia Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQKVrQeF4c#normal)

Whats the story behind this gal?
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Post by: Sinister on October 20, 2009, 09:39:26 PM
A certain client of mine's mother was an exotic dancer. She used to practice her dance moves at home, and he picked up on them and so did his little sister. So, as soon as a rap/hip hop song comes on with a good beat, I suddenly see them dressing a little worse than the "Stanky Legg".

BTW, back when I was working at the bowling alley this song came on and it was the first time I ever heard it. Inner city Pittsburgh kids were there, and the whiteys were outnumbered 50:1. The whole place danced to the song.
I put on Journey and nearly got beat down.
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Post by: Doug on October 20, 2009, 09:47:47 PM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
*Edited with better version*
Walk it Out Dystonia Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQKVrQeF4c#normal)

Whats the story behind this gal?

Google shall set you free

http://www.huliq.com/8059/87650/nfl-cheerleader-suffers-irreversible-dystonia-after-flu-shot (http://www.huliq.com/8059/87650/nfl-cheerleader-suffers-irreversible-dystonia-after-flu-shot)
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Post by: Stealthmode on October 20, 2009, 09:56:18 PM
The whole place danced to the song.
I put on Journey and nearly got beat down.

 Journey?  ??? I hope it was the white kids trying to beat you down by misrepresenting them. Really. JOURNEY??  :?:
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Post by: drivin96 on October 21, 2009, 01:03:00 AM
the little black kid is either gunna be a stripper or a flaming ass ramming fag...the feminen fag ....

and id still fuck that chick still hot and that shakin could be fun ....just sucks that it happened to her ... i've never had a flue shot and never will
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Post by: sewell94 on October 21, 2009, 03:39:09 AM
anyone see a resemblance??

Say It With Poop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucm2fSGGJ3M#normal)
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Post by: Perfek360 on October 21, 2009, 06:00:48 AM
i don't know why, but i really want to just kick the legs out from under that baby and watch it fall off the table  :yes:
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Post by: Ghetto_D on October 21, 2009, 12:42:44 PM
It can learn a stupid dance, but when it grows up it cant learn to speak proper english.
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Post by: rudebwoy on October 21, 2009, 04:06:56 PM
I've learned something from the gayest thread ever that wasn't started by johnney(randomstrike) did not know the flu shot ccould mess you up like that, its mandatory for me to take it every year, at least now its through the nose than through a needle. wow! that girl is hot! her husband must be pissed.
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Post by: sushi on October 21, 2009, 04:41:26 PM
I've learned something from the gayest thread ever that wasn't started by johnney(randomstrike) did not know the flu shot ccould mess you up like that, its mandatory for me to take it every year, at least now its through the nose than through a needle. wow! that girl is hot! her husband must be pissed.

Please tell me that's a joke and that you don't really think a flu shot will do that to you...
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Post by: j.h.christ on October 21, 2009, 04:46:23 PM
I've learned something from the gayest thread ever that wasn't started by johnney(randomstrike) did not know the flu shot ccould mess you up like that, its mandatory for me to take it every year, at least now its through the nose than through a needle. wow! that girl is hot! her husband must be pissed.

Please tell me that's a joke and that you don't really think a flu shot will do that to you...

all those stupid doctors at johns hopkins must be wrong
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Post by: random-strike on October 21, 2009, 06:02:49 PM
I've learned something from the gayest thread ever that wasn't started by johnney(randomstrike) did not know the flu shot ccould mess you up like that, its mandatory for me to take it every year, at least now its through the nose than through a needle. wow! that girl is hot! her husband must be pissed.

Please tell me that's a joke and that you don't really think a flu shot will do that to you...

you're an idiot.
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Post by: t_cel_t on October 21, 2009, 08:24:04 PM
look up the side effects for the vaccine, its listed in there
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Post by: crttaz on October 21, 2009, 11:31:13 PM
Psychogenic dystonia from a flu shot????? The bitch is a mental case to start with!


Psychogenic dystonia is considered a form of “conversion disorder.” By this we mean that psychological/psychiatric dysfunction causes physical signs and symptoms. Exactly how and why this occurs is not well understood. It is increasingly recognized that disturbances of brain function do underlie the occurrence of neurological conversion symptoms.

The underlying psychiatric disturbance varies from patient to patient. Depression and anxiety have been found to be common in such patients and many of these patients have more than one primary psychiatric problem as well as additional underlying personality disorders. Defining the presence and nature of these problems is also sometimes difficult.
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Post by: random-strike on October 21, 2009, 11:39:05 PM
Psychogenic dystonia from a flu shot????? The bitch is a mental case to start with!


Psychogenic dystonia is considered a form of “conversion disorder.” By this we mean that psychological/psychiatric dysfunction causes physical signs and symptoms. Exactly how and why this occurs is not well understood. It is increasingly recognized that disturbances of brain function do underlie the occurrence of neurological conversion symptoms.

The underlying psychiatric disturbance varies from patient to patient. Depression and anxiety have been found to be common in such patients and many of these patients have more than one primary psychiatric problem as well as additional underlying personality disorders. Defining the presence and nature of these problems is also sometimes difficult.

stfu niglet
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Post by: rudebwoy on October 22, 2009, 01:26:49 PM
Hello retards!
I am not talking about the vaccine, even though I just learnt that it can cause that it could cause a desease like that, I actually have to take the h1n1 vaccine this weekend, and I worried about it, even though I have 7 anthrax vaccine plus 3 boosters

when I said it was the gayest thread, I was talking about racist comments, and the fact that steve was the one who started it, not ran-dummy-strike .. because I expect better that that from steve.
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Post by: 97Econobox on October 22, 2009, 01:31:41 PM
Hello retards!
I am not talking about the vaccine, even though I just learnt that it can cause that it could cause a desease like that, I actually have to take the h1n1 vaccine this weekend, and I worried about it, even though I have 7 anthrax vaccine plus 3 boosters

when I said it was the gayest thread, I was talking about racist comments, and the fact that steve was the one who started it, not ran-dummy-strike .. because I expect better that that from steve.
.

We expect better than Ran-dummy-strike sir.  please put more effort in your pwning.
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Post by: Kenny Rogers on October 22, 2009, 01:34:51 PM
I expect better that that from steve.

It's best to have low expectations, then you'll never be disappointed.
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Post by: Joseph Davis on October 22, 2009, 01:52:21 PM
when I said it was the gayest thread, I was talking about racist comments, and the fact that steve was the one who started it, not ran-dummy-strike .. because I expect better that that from steve.

You missed all those threads by Steve about how he moved to the midwest to get away from minorities?   :-\
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Post by: rudebwoy on October 22, 2009, 02:00:49 PM
really did not know he was like that. I respected a few og members, and steve was one of them, I did not know he was like this, guess he was showing his busness face to me, and his klan face to ya'll.
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Post by: Kenny Rogers on October 22, 2009, 02:28:18 PM
I don't believe that Steve is actually racist.  Moving away from Cali to the midwest is a logical decision... raise your kids far away from the shittiest state in the country.
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Post by: random-strike on October 22, 2009, 02:41:19 PM
lmao.

anyone who ever says anything bad about a black person is a racist.

rudeboy is a racist because he is racist against racists
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Post by: rudebwoy on October 22, 2009, 03:00:22 PM
lmao.

anyone who ever says anything bad about a black person is a racist.

rudeboy is a racist because he is racist against racists
no you can say what ever you you want about anyone.

but when you refer to a certain race, in a bad way like calling us monkeys, downfall of society, all criminals, thieves etc. thats steriotype.
plus calling black people monkeys, nigger spear chucker, always have something negative to say about any race by specifically mentioning their race, etc. that is flat out racist.

I have steriotypes but I am not a racist
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Post by: flat_black on October 22, 2009, 03:38:08 PM
its sad that 70% of the race falls into the stero type... fact
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Post by: rudebwoy on October 22, 2009, 03:51:42 PM
lmao.

anyone who ever says anything bad about a black person is a racist.

rudeboy is a racist because he is racist against racists
no you can say what ever you you want about anyone.

but when you refer to a certain race in a bad way like calling us downfall of society, all criminals, thieves etc. thats steriotype.
plus calling black people monkeys, nigger spear chucker, always have something negative to say about any race by specifically mentioning their race, etc. that is flat out racist.

I have steriotypes but I am not a racist
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Post by: Joseph Davis on October 22, 2009, 04:11:44 PM
its sad that 70% of the race falls into the stero type... fact

70% of everything is crap, whether you're talking about a race, books, music, etc.  Do you have a point you'd like to make?
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Post by: Adam Lofton on October 22, 2009, 04:20:46 PM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
*Edited with better version*
Walk it Out Dystonia Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQKVrQeF4c#normal)

Ahhh..dude, come on? Jesus, no seriously? That is fucked up even for this site.


I thought the baby was funny. It just shows how well kids mimic the actions they observe. Of course it turns into a long winded racial joke pitching contest. (No surprise on RHMT)

And if Stevechoad is a racist than why the fuck is he making rap records? My guess is he is not a racist. He is probably a nice guy, and a keyboard warrior with misogynistic closet-case tendencies he covers up with a virtual ego where in he personifies himself as a real-life gansta mack, the only actual fruits of his labor being wed-locked to a beaten down chick that was hot in high school, some shitty albums no one wants to buy, a car that took forever to build and is still slow, and a kid that probably isn't his.

So you can call him a lot of things, but racist is not one of them.
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Post by: Kenny Rogers on October 22, 2009, 05:23:56 PM
How so?  There are stereotypes about every race... including the majority.

I'm white.  I love golf, skiing, camping & fishing.  I'm a terrible dancer.  BUT, I don't like country music or nascar... sooooo... f yo stereotype.
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Post by: Joseph Davis on October 22, 2009, 05:55:24 PM
And if Stevechoad is a racist than why the fuck is he making rap records? My guess is he is not a racist. He is probably a nice guy, and a keyboard warrior with misogynistic closet-case tendencies he covers up with a virtual ego where in he personifies himself as a real-life gansta mack, the only actual fruits of his labor being wed-locked to a beaten down chick that was hot in high school, some shitty albums no one wants to buy, a car that took forever to build and is still slow, and a kid that probably isn't his.

So you can call him a lot of things, but racist is not one of them.

Yeah, I kinda bent the truth and threw him under the bus on that one, didn't I?   :-\


BTW, it's two kids that probably aren't his.
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Post by: bluerex on October 22, 2009, 08:04:21 PM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
*Edited with better version*
Walk it Out Dystonia Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQKVrQeF4c#normal)

pure excellence


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Post by: chris on October 22, 2009, 10:05:28 PM
Im cool with everyone but if your from Florida I dont like you.
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Post by: shadow on October 22, 2009, 11:38:15 PM
I'm a terrible dancer.

this white boy at work just came from minnesota, we took him out drinking, he told us off the bat, he couldnt dance. lets just say they still make fun of it at work. hilarious.
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Post by: buk9tp on October 22, 2009, 11:39:06 PM
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Post by: DzMiniz on October 23, 2009, 12:38:24 AM
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Post by: Phate on October 23, 2009, 02:07:04 AM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
*Edited with better version*
Walk it Out Dystonia Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQKVrQeF4c#normal)

pure excellence


You are a man of refined taste sir.





Honestly I'm not sure which way I want to go with this.  I think I'll rationalize the laughter and subsequent sending this to all my friends at 1:45am by saying that it makes the way people dance to hip hop look almost as retarded as that girl.  fuck it, its funny shit.  Woulda been funnier if it happened to an uglier person.  I'm gonna go back to playing painkiller for a bit I think