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Stealthmode

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Why black people are amusing.
« on: October 20, 2009, 10:10:24 AM »
Parenting skills. Prime example.


Baby Doing The Stanky Leg
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2009, 10:21:23 AM »
Wow, looks more like a midget than a baby  :o
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2009, 10:38:49 AM »
are you sure thats not a monkey? wtf is a stanky leg?
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2009, 10:43:38 AM »
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2009, 10:54:27 AM »
Man Stealthy, some of the shit you come up with.
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2009, 11:14:08 AM »
Another Fat lazy african and the video recorder was probably stolen. :yes:
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2009, 11:19:03 AM »
Is that supposed to be when you have the sharts and it runs down your leg?
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2009, 11:32:25 AM »
Didnt someone post last week a bunch of like 7 year olds all humpin each other like that Major Lazer video.  hilarious.
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2009, 01:02:13 PM »
what a joke. i'm sure IT'S parents are just thrilled.
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2009, 01:06:51 PM »
Johnny paid for those diapers
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 01:18:53 PM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on October 20, 2009, 01:06:51 PM
Johnny paid for those diapers

We all paid for those diapers.
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Kenny Rogers

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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2009, 01:24:43 PM »
Quote from: SiFlyBy on October 20, 2009, 01:18:53 PM
Quote from: j.h.christ on October 20, 2009, 01:06:51 PM
Johnny paid for those diapers

We all paid for those diapers.

No, Johnny is the only one who pays taxes here... duh.
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2009, 02:12:31 PM »
Quote from: Kenny Rogers on October 20, 2009, 01:24:43 PM
Quote from: SiFlyBy on October 20, 2009, 01:18:53 PM
Quote from: j.h.christ on October 20, 2009, 01:06:51 PM
Johnny paid for those diapers

We all paid for those diapers.

No, Johnny is the only one who pays taxes here... duh.

+1

First people like SiFlyBy took Johnny's paycheck at gunpoint, now they are taking his credit at gunpoint.  What is the world coming to?
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2009, 02:20:21 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 20, 2009, 02:12:31 PM
What is the world coming to?

i'm not sure, but i'm confident in obama's ability to steer us through anything!

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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2009, 02:36:58 PM »
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
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Walk it Out Dystonia Style
« Last Edit: October 20, 2009, 05:16:48 PM by sushi »
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2009, 03:28:10 PM »
Quote from: sushi on October 20, 2009, 02:36:58 PM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
Walk It Out (Dystonia Remix)

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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2009, 06:55:16 PM »
Quote from: Stealthmode on October 20, 2009, 10:10:24 AM
Parenting skills. Prime example.


Baby Doing The Stanky Leg
they can teach the kid all that dancing but not to shit in the toilet? classic

Quote from: sushi on October 20, 2009, 02:36:58 PM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
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Walk it Out Dystonia Style
I'd still hit it
« Last Edit: October 20, 2009, 06:58:17 PM by Tim »
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2009, 07:23:46 PM »
Quote from: sushi on October 20, 2009, 02:36:58 PM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
*Edited with better version*
Walk it Out Dystonia Style

If she had a fit like that while you had her bent over doggy style you would feel like a god.
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2009, 07:43:28 PM »
Oh snap the baby was on Maury today
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2009, 07:54:53 PM »
Quote from: Ntrain2k on October 20, 2009, 07:23:46 PM
Quote from: sushi on October 20, 2009, 02:36:58 PM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
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Walk it Out Dystonia Style

If she had a fit like that while you had her bent over doggy style you would feel like a god.

haha thats what i was thinking when i was watching the video. boy would that be fun.
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2009, 08:14:23 PM »
Quote from: chris M on October 20, 2009, 07:43:28 PM
Oh snap the baby was on Maury today
who was the father?
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Stealthmode

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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2009, 08:43:36 PM »
Quote from: t_cel_t on October 20, 2009, 08:14:23 PM

who was the father?


My guess is it's at least one of these guys.



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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2009, 09:19:03 PM »
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Stealthmode

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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2009, 09:20:33 PM »
That whale ain't got shit on monsters of cock.  O0
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I think Stealthmode has a few children in some of his socks. I picked up one of his socks thinking it was mine and it was crunchy. Now I spend all day wondering what the hell might be laying eggs under my fingernails.

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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2009, 09:29:05 PM »
That's just Gary Coleman in a diaper
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2009, 09:30:21 PM »
with Ethiopian gut bloat
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I think all cop cars need to have turbo. nbspnbsp Then they would understand the necessity of putting your foot down and how uncontrollable the urge is to fucking rail on that shit.

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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2009, 09:35:28 PM »
Quote from: sushi on October 20, 2009, 02:36:58 PM
White people dancing to black music is a good time, too.
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Whats the story behind this gal?
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2009, 09:39:26 PM »
A certain client of mine's mother was an exotic dancer. She used to practice her dance moves at home, and he picked up on them and so did his little sister. So, as soon as a rap/hip hop song comes on with a good beat, I suddenly see them dressing a little worse than the "Stanky Legg".

BTW, back when I was working at the bowling alley this song came on and it was the first time I ever heard it. Inner city Pittsburgh kids were there, and the whiteys were outnumbered 50:1. The whole place danced to the song.
I put on Journey and nearly got beat down.
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
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Re: Why black people are amusing.
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2009, 09:56:18 PM »
Quote from: Sinister on October 20, 2009, 09:39:26 PM
The whole place danced to the song.
I put on Journey and nearly got beat down.

 Journey?  ??? I hope it was the white kids trying to beat you down by misrepresenting them. Really. JOURNEY??  :?:
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I think Stealthmode has a few children in some of his socks. I picked up one of his socks thinking it was mine and it was crunchy. Now I spend all day wondering what the hell might be laying eggs under my fingernails.
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