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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: bigdaddyvtec on November 06, 2009, 10:37:17 AM

Title: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on November 06, 2009, 10:37:17 AM
Lasagne:

I package Lasagne Noodles (I didnt want to make this an all day ordeal and have to make them)
1.5 LB lean ground beef
2 Bottles Newmans own Marinara suace ( I was lazy, and the shits the Bizzom)
1 Orange Bell pepper
1 Red onion
2 mushrooms
ALOT of REAL motherfucking garlic
2 LB of Mozzerella cheese  (Ya I said it)
2 LB of Jack cheese (WHAAT!!!!?)
8 oz Ramano cheese
8 OZ Parmesean cheeseses
Salt
Pepper
A lightly buttered casarole dish
An Oven
Some pots

Cheezy Beezy Bread:


1 Loaf fresh ass french bread
1 whole cube melted butter in a dish
ALOT OF REAL MOTHERFUCKING GARLIC
a little bit of Garlic powda'
Grated Mozzerella cheese
Grated Jack cheese
Grated Parmesean cheese



Tyrant salad:


Romaine Lettuce
Grated Parmesean
Newmans Own Ceasr dressing
Butter garlic croutons (cause there the fucking BOMB NIGGA)





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Title: Re: Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on November 06, 2009, 11:59:35 AM
Prep:

Get the beef brownin in a big ass pan (OR WOK---CDM style)... Get some GARLIC chopped and prepped... I had already cut the cheeseeses and had it layed out
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Melt a cube of butter in the N/AMikerowave and butter the bread down real good... UGHGHHHHH (Hold onto the dish as youll use the remaining butter to coat the casarole dish....

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Hit it with some minced garlic
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Then ALOT of the REAL Garlic you choppy chopped up

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Grate the rest of the Jack and MOZZY aqnd apply liberally (Like JH Christ on a butsex and lube spree)

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Hit it with the Romano and Parmesean


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After the prepping cheese for the Nogsagne and Cheezy Beezy you should have this much left... 

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Grate it up and put it in the meat and add sauce, the chopped Orange pepper and chopped onions sauce... Fold together
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Beezy in the oven at 375

In:

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Out


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Tyrant salad


Romaine Butter croutons ceasar dressing and Parm...


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Let suace simmer for an hour or so and get the noodles done... I leave them a tad al dente as theyll cook out in the oven when you bake the shizz


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Sauce is done (CHEEZZZZZZEEE son).

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Lay down noodles how ya like  and coat liberally with suace and both cheeses( The romano and parmesean are in the sauce already)

1st floor.

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2nd floor

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Top of the pops son

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Into the cooker  (425 degrees for about 20 minutes


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COMING TOGETHER

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Fruits of labor... and gluttony:

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This should get yu the blowjob of your life from your old lady

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MANJA BITCHES



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Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on November 06, 2009, 12:17:14 PM
I used the Precious brand... It melts perfectly... If you dont feel like making noodles Ronzini are the bomb... And you can cheat with Newmans own marinara for a good base sauce to save ALOT of time.  2.5 hours for all of it start to finish  (I cleanup as I go and dont have any dirty dishes at the end)... After grazing and eating, you dont want to have to fuck with doing a bunch of dishes O0
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: j.h.christ on November 06, 2009, 01:04:14 PM
thisiswhyyourfat.com
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: brine04 on November 06, 2009, 02:27:13 PM
thisiswhyyourfat.com

+1 but eating that all the time would probably be worth it.
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee.
Post by: Urban Indian on November 06, 2009, 02:50:12 PM
this is why you write on facebook but dont reply to my txts?


I approve now
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on November 06, 2009, 02:59:43 PM
thats wimmens work, bitch
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee.
Post by: Teg2boo on November 06, 2009, 03:16:16 PM
There are more cheese than anything else. Why didnt you just eat the cheese if you don't like lasagna?
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: salesmonkey on November 06, 2009, 03:52:38 PM
like the pron, food looks good, but wtf is a salad?
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: patsmx5 on November 06, 2009, 04:08:21 PM
There are more cheese than anything else. Why didnt you just eat the cheese if you don't like lasagna?
Yeah, everything looks good but damn that's about 4x more cheese then I'd put. Damn I haven't had lasagna in years.
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee.
Post by: j.h.christ on November 06, 2009, 04:32:58 PM
this is why you write on facebook but dont reply to my txts?


I approve now

when did you text me?
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee.
Post by: Urban Indian on November 06, 2009, 04:47:14 PM
when did you txt me?
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on November 06, 2009, 05:37:41 PM
Shiiit... MOtherfuckng shit is the BOOOOOOOMB son
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: j.h.christ on November 06, 2009, 06:35:27 PM
Shiiit... MOtherfuckng shit is the BOOOOOOOMB son

you've got sauce all over your chin and shirt, don't you.
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on November 06, 2009, 06:40:38 PM
That shit in your sig is the most hilarious thing ive ever seen... You look much thinner in Latex John.... :-*


HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on November 06, 2009, 07:12:02 PM
Ya I dindt havetime to make the sauce.....  Like I said, the sauce is the bomb for coming outof a jar.

Yes the Ronzoni noodlez are good as well


SHit was fucking delicious... Me the girl and roomates killed that fucker with lefdtovers this morning.
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: SloS13 on November 06, 2009, 08:28:36 PM
that shit is looking GOOOOOOOOD omg
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: nos10racer on November 06, 2009, 08:37:51 PM
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so you were the one who bought the loads of cum when hotrex had them in the forsale section  :-\
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on November 06, 2009, 10:42:54 PM
Nah that was your poor tired mother... How the fuck do you think your twink ass got here??? What???   That nasty slut couldnt find a three legged dog to fuck her stale cunt let alone some poor unknowing male upright walking motherfucker.

Im sure other than cock youve never ate much that wasnt conCOCted with milk two eggs some water and a box....
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: 1Fast68 on November 07, 2009, 12:38:46 AM
Good work, looks tasty, i'll do another write up one of these days.
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: nos10racer on November 07, 2009, 05:09:11 AM
Nah that was your poor tired mother... How the fuck do you think your twink ass got here??? What???   That nasty slut couldnt find a three legged dog to fuck her stale cunt let alone some poor unknowing male upright walking motherfucker.

Im sure other than cock youve never ate much that wasnt conCOCted with milk two eggs some water and a box....

oh how cute i angered the fat kid who cant drive  :'(
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on November 07, 2009, 05:36:34 AM
Angered??? No.....  I almost pity you.  Almost.

The only thing youve managed to do is with each post... Fail a tad more and more. Im sure youre used to it



Bhy the way... Im not fat Im fluffy, and surely not a kid... Nigger.

The big man drives just fine... He fails at launching the slut..... but then again you fail at everything else....  you may die now
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee.
Post by: chris on November 07, 2009, 05:39:01 AM
Im assuming your a fan of cheese
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on November 07, 2009, 05:40:24 AM
Cheese is yourfriend... Trust me if you had some, youd be happy.,.. and not shit for a week....
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee.
Post by: chris on November 07, 2009, 05:42:57 AM
It looks bomb but damn that seems like too much damn cheese.
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: Ntrain2k on November 07, 2009, 09:24:58 AM
No such thing as too much cheese in Lasagna.

Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee.
Post by: oinesra on November 07, 2009, 09:50:21 AM
conCOCted

I found this to be very childish... but funny.
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: Joseph Davis on November 07, 2009, 12:03:47 PM
thisiswhyyourfat.com


Cheese, butter, starch, and mayonnaisse salad.  Fuck that.
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: nos10racer on November 07, 2009, 12:07:08 PM
Angered??? No.....  I almost pity you.  Almost.

The only thing youve managed to do is with each post... Fail a tad more and more. Im sure youre used to it



Bhy the way... Im not fat Im fluffy, and surely not a kid... Nigger.

The big man drives just fine... He fails at launching the slut..... but then again you fail at everything else....  you may die now



i know your not a kid your a 41 year old balding douch bag who went through $20,000 and 4 trannies to run 11's lol



Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: Joseph Davis on November 07, 2009, 12:24:30 PM
Aww, Spiker pissed off the faggot.
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: d112crzy on November 07, 2009, 12:36:40 PM

Bhy the way... Im not fat Im fluffy
No, you're definitely fat.

That lasagna looks bomb though. I don't understand how you could eat all that fucking cheeze, yet not be able to eat Justins bean mix thing.
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on November 07, 2009, 02:48:26 PM
Angered??? No.....  I almost pity you.  Almost.

The only thing youve managed to do is with each post... Fail a tad more and more. Im sure youre used to it



Bhy the way... Im not fat Im fluffy, and surely not a kid... Nigger.

The big man drives just fine... He fails at launching the slut..... but then again you fail at everything else....  you may die now



i know your not a kid your a 41 year old balding douch bag who went through $20,000 and 4 trannies to run 11's lol






Still wrong..



39
bald
PImp ass nigga
19,999
13 trannys...




and well at leat you got the 11 part right...


You want to try to tell me something else I dont know???  Besides your boyfriends name???

Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee.
Post by: chris on November 07, 2009, 03:45:50 PM
Have you held onto all the cases metal prices have been going up slightly.
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: JACER63 on November 07, 2009, 03:58:04 PM
well done sir.  that is a kick ass meal for sure!!  wife makes  something similar.
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee.
Post by: chris on November 07, 2009, 04:04:44 PM
Im too poor to have that much cheese in a meal.
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee.
Post by: JACER63 on November 07, 2009, 04:14:14 PM
Im too poor to have that much cheese in a meal.

there's always the government hand out cheese u
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee.
Post by: chris on November 07, 2009, 04:22:40 PM
I sell that for meth sir
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee...
Post by: widebody93 on November 07, 2009, 09:18:22 PM
I'll settle for him buying a maid to clean up his DIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTY kitchen after all that filth


Good write up though, gots a 150lb cracker hunry now.......... LESS THUMBS THOUGH next time. Its not fat finger friday YET
Title: Re: RHMT Nogsagne, Garlic Cheezy Beezy, And tyrant salad... Lick me where I pee.
Post by: Teg2boo on November 08, 2009, 01:44:32 AM
Angered??? No.....  I almost pity you.  Almost.

The only thing youve managed to do is with each post... Fail a tad more and more. Im sure youre used to it



Bhy the way... Im not fat Im fluffy, and surely not a kid... Nigger.

The big man drives just fine... He fails at launching the slut..... but then again you fail at everything else....  you may die now



i know your not a kid your a 41 year old balding douch bag who went through $20,000 and 4 trannies to run 11's lol






Still wrong..



39
bald
PImp ass nigga
19,999
13 trannys...




and well at leat you got the 11 part right...


You want to try to tell me something else I dont know???  Besides your boyfriends name???



You are serious, 13?? Just wow!