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Title: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: crxtuner on December 10, 2009, 11:54:36 PM: (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimagechan.com%2Fimages%2F12f0980702d470590b1f359de4ac4b09.png&hash=479000a4422f6843b0dc229ef5149f1ef039e97e)
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: Kenny Rogers on December 10, 2009, 11:57:15 PM: I've never made it through that whole book... this has been a time saver!
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: Stealthmode on December 10, 2009, 11:58:05 PM: For sure. I've never gotten that far into it. Thanks for the cliffs.

::waits for minister to come in and fuck this thread up:: :evil:
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: Whitey on December 11, 2009, 12:03:41 AM: so thats what happened...
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: BoostedSchemes on December 11, 2009, 12:24:54 AM: holy shit a thread I didnt post in
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: Robb on December 11, 2009, 12:29:44 AM: I got banned from the public library for putting all the bibles in the "fiction" section.
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: patsmx5 on December 11, 2009, 12:40:44 AM: Quote from: Robb on December 11, 2009, 12:29:44 AM
I got banned from the public library for putting all the bibles in the "fiction" section.
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Dude this had me rolling hahaha
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: Urban Indian on December 11, 2009, 01:02:53 AM: Quote from: Robb on December 11, 2009, 12:29:44 AM
I got banned from the public library for putting all the bibles in the "fiction" section.
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Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: bryantaylor on December 11, 2009, 02:32:45 AM: truly awesome.
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: kgx on December 11, 2009, 03:09:07 PM: it's been 2000 years and i'm STILL waiting for the damn sequel. they keep saying it'll be out any day now, but it never fucking happens.
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: superdaveosbourne on December 11, 2009, 03:13:09 PM: Maybe that's where Polyphony got their marketing idea for GT5...
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: Jorsher on December 11, 2009, 03:25:23 PM: Quote from: Robb on December 11, 2009, 12:29:44 AM
I got banned from the public library for putting all the bibles in the "fiction" section.

lulz

Anyone seen Religulous?

Good stuff.
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: brine04 on December 11, 2009, 03:34:37 PM: I loled
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: 92CXyD on December 11, 2009, 04:28:23 PM: Quote from: kgx on December 11, 2009, 03:09:07 PM
it's been 2000 years and i'm STILL waiting for the damn sequel. they keep saying it'll be out any day now, but it never fucking happens.

Checkout the LDS/morman book The Book of Morman. :?:
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: Robb on December 11, 2009, 04:33:19 PM: Everything I need to know in life I learned from

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Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: Sinister on December 11, 2009, 04:37:53 PM: Quote from: 92CXyD on December 11, 2009, 04:28:23 PM
Quote from: kgx on December 11, 2009, 03:09:07 PM
it's been 2000 years and i'm STILL waiting for the damn sequel. they keep saying it'll be out any day now, but it never fucking happens.

Checkout the LDS/morman book The Book of Morman. :?:

I had a book of mormon, but lost it somewhere. I really don't want to request for another one though. :?:

BTW, they forgot some of the best parts, like how did the world get repopulated after the great flood, and about Job and his daughters.
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: marcj on December 11, 2009, 04:44:35 PM: sig'd for excellence
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: BoostedSchemes on December 11, 2009, 05:02:20 PM: Quote from: marcj on December 11, 2009, 04:44:35 PM
sig'd for excellence

do you retards really not know this age old joke?
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: Robb on December 11, 2009, 05:04:08 PM: Quote from: BoostedSchemes on December 11, 2009, 05:02:20 PM
Quote from: marcj on December 11, 2009, 04:44:35 PM
sig'd for excellence

do you retards really not know this age old joke?

Lol I was waiting for someone to pick it up. I really did get banned from the library. They dont like it when you dont return the books. :P
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: shadow on December 11, 2009, 05:07:35 PM: i owed them. they sent me to collections, so i eventually paid, then went over again, but it wasnt enough $$ for them to send me to collections again. so then i borrowed a friends library card, lets just say he owes them too now, i havent been back since.
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: Jorsher on December 11, 2009, 05:09:37 PM: Quote from: BoostedSchemes on December 11, 2009, 05:02:20 PM
Quote from: marcj on December 11, 2009, 04:44:35 PM
sig'd for excellence

do you retards really not know this age old joke?

i just got AOL
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: chris on December 11, 2009, 06:31:11 PM: Sinister will be here shortly to save our souls.
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: toyolla86 on December 11, 2009, 07:22:57 PM: i like the part about paul. man fuck that guy. he ruined it for everyone.
Title: Re: 4chan explains the bible
Post by: HiProfile on December 12, 2009, 06:16:13 AM: Quote from: toyolla86 on December 11, 2009, 07:22:57 PM
i like the part about paul. man fuck that guy. he ruined it for everyone.

Not the Jews, girls are ca-razy.

I'd like to see the jaba's witness explained by /b/