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4chan explains the bible
« on: December 10, 2009, 11:54:36 PM »
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2009, 11:57:15 PM »
I've never made it through that whole book... this has been a time saver!
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2009, 11:58:05 PM »
For sure. I've never gotten that far into it. Thanks for the cliffs.



::waits for minister to come in and fuck this thread up::  :evil:
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2009, 12:03:41 AM »
so thats what happened... 
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2009, 12:24:54 AM »
holy shit a thread I didnt post in
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2009, 12:29:44 AM »
I got banned from the public library for putting all the bibles in the "fiction" section.
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2009, 12:40:44 AM »
Quote from: Robb on December 11, 2009, 12:29:44 AM
I got banned from the public library for putting all the bibles in the "fiction" section.
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Dude this had me rolling hahaha
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2009, 01:02:53 AM »
Quote from: Robb on December 11, 2009, 12:29:44 AM
I got banned from the public library for putting all the bibles in the "fiction" section.

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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2009, 02:32:45 AM »
truly awesome.
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2009, 03:09:07 PM »
it's been 2000 years and i'm STILL waiting for the damn sequel. they keep saying it'll be out any day now, but it never fucking happens.
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2009, 03:13:09 PM »
Maybe that's where Polyphony got their marketing idea for GT5...
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2009, 03:25:23 PM »
Quote from: Robb on December 11, 2009, 12:29:44 AM
I got banned from the public library for putting all the bibles in the "fiction" section.

lulz

Anyone seen Religulous?

Good stuff.
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2009, 03:34:37 PM »
I loled
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2009, 04:28:23 PM »
Quote from: kgx on December 11, 2009, 03:09:07 PM
it's been 2000 years and i'm STILL waiting for the damn sequel. they keep saying it'll be out any day now, but it never fucking happens.

Checkout the LDS/morman book The Book of Morman.  :?:
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2009, 04:33:19 PM »
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2009, 04:37:53 PM »
Quote from: 92CXyD on December 11, 2009, 04:28:23 PM
Quote from: kgx on December 11, 2009, 03:09:07 PM
it's been 2000 years and i'm STILL waiting for the damn sequel. they keep saying it'll be out any day now, but it never fucking happens.

Checkout the LDS/morman book The Book of Morman.  :?:

I had a book of mormon, but lost it somewhere. I really don't want to request for another one though.  :?:

BTW, they forgot some of the best parts, like how did the world get repopulated after the great flood, and about Job and his daughters.
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2009, 04:44:35 PM »
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2009, 05:02:20 PM »
Quote from: marcj on December 11, 2009, 04:44:35 PM
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do you retards really not know this age old joke?
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2009, 05:04:08 PM »
Quote from: BoostedSchemes on December 11, 2009, 05:02:20 PM
Quote from: marcj on December 11, 2009, 04:44:35 PM
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do you retards really not know this age old joke?

Lol I was waiting for someone to pick it up.  I really did get banned from the library.  They dont like it when you dont return the books.  :P
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2009, 05:07:35 PM »
i owed them. they sent me to collections, so i eventually paid, then went over again, but it wasnt enough $$ for them to send me to collections again. so then i borrowed a friends library card, lets just say he owes them too now, i havent been back since.
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2009, 05:09:37 PM »
Quote from: BoostedSchemes on December 11, 2009, 05:02:20 PM
Quote from: marcj on December 11, 2009, 04:44:35 PM
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do you retards really not know this age old joke?

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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2009, 06:31:11 PM »
Sinister will be here shortly to save our souls.
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2009, 07:22:57 PM »
i like the part about paul. man fuck that guy. he ruined it for everyone.
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Re: 4chan explains the bible
« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2009, 06:16:13 AM »
Quote from: toyolla86 on December 11, 2009, 07:22:57 PM
i like the part about paul. man fuck that guy. he ruined it for everyone.

Not the Jews, girls are ca-razy.

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