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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: fysh on January 02, 2010, 07:44:24 AM
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How do you get blood stains out of a mattress pillow top?
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Im so proud of you...you are finally a woman. ;D
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I usually coat it with semen so you cant tell
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hydrogen peroxide
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He rough rode you, didn't he?
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flip the mattress.
Im so proud of you...you are finally a woman. ;D
I spit grapico all over my laptop
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Sweet jesu
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flip the mattress.
Yeah, but that only works once. You need OXYCLEAN!!!
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flip the mattress
It's a pillow top, flipping it defeats the purpose of the mattress being a pillow top.
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flip the mattress
It's a pillow top, flipping it defeats the purpose of the mattress being a pillow top.
ah, i ran into that problem last week...lay some newspaper over that spot 8)
flip the mattress.
Yeah, but that only works once. You need OXYCLEAN!!!
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RIP Sweet prince.... :'(
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Im so proud of you...you are finally a woman. ;D
This. I laughed. Nice. But no, it wasn't my blood. And no, it wasn't menstrual blood... but close. It was more a one time bleed than a once a month sorta thing.
flip the mattress
It's a pillow top, flipping it defeats the purpose of the mattress being a pillow top.
At least someone pays attention.
Seriously though, anyone have any legitimate suggestions? I'm sure one of you guys has nose bleeds or something (Spiker) and has experience cleaning blood out of a mattress fabric. Normal soap and water isn't doing shit.
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La's Totally Awesome All Purpose Concentrated Cleaner and Degreaser LA'S Totally Awesome Brand All Purpose Concentrated Cleaner and Degreaser Spot Remover. No acid, no ammonia, no bleach, and non-flammable. "Cleans everything washable." Put cleaning power "into plain ol' water".
Removes: blood stains grease wine liquor gum oil glue coffee pet stains fresh paint varnish hair dye food stains grape juice berry juice and many more! Concentrated- dilute before using. 20 fl oz spary bottle
lol first thing listed on the label
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Im so proud of you...you are finally a woman. ;D
This. I laughed. Nice. But no, it wasn't my blood. And no, it wasn't menstrual blood... but close. It was more a one time bleed than a once a month sorta thing.
Hotrex pay you a visit?
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Agent Orange - Blood Stains (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs6uoUybJus#normal)
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Im so proud of you...you are finally a woman. ;D
This. I laughed. Nice. But no, it wasn't my blood. And no, it wasn't menstrual blood... but close. It was more a one time bleed than a once a month sorta thing.
flip the mattress
It's a pillow top, flipping it defeats the purpose of the mattress being a pillow top.
At least someone pays attention.
Seriously though, anyone have any legitimate suggestions? I'm sure one of you guys has nose bleeds or something (Spiker) and has experience cleaning blood out of a mattress fabric. Normal soap and water isn't doing shit.
seriously, hydrogen peroxide
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Agent Orange - Blood Stains (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs6uoUybJus#normal)
Fuck yeah.
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I've been told meat tenderizer works...
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La's Totally Awesome All Purpose Concentrated Cleaner and Degreaser LA'S Totally Awesome Brand All Purpose Concentrated Cleaner and Degreaser Spot Remover. No acid, no ammonia, no bleach, and non-flammable. "Cleans everything washable." Put cleaning power "into plain ol' water".
Removes: blood stains grease wine liquor gum oil glue coffee pet stains fresh paint varnish hair dye food stains grape juice berry juice and many more! Concentrated- dilute before using. 20 fl oz spary bottle
lol first thing listed on the label
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Maybe you should consider adult diapers or sticking a tampon in your ass after an ass fuck session, just saying...
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hydrogen peroxide
it will destroy the DNA so it cant be used to identify the vic, but im not sure if it removes the stain.
experience?? :)
boondock saints.
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hydrogen peroxide
it will destroy the DNA so it cant be used to identify the vic, but im not sure if it removes the stain.
experience?? :)
boondock saints.
Bleach does the same thing
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Actually I met some lady at work that SWEARS by that stuff. She has her own professional cleaning service, and buys that stuff by the truckload.
boondock saints.
I just watched that, it was ammonia. But basicly anything that can destroy organic material will work. Good flik btw.
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Wait, so you got drunk NYE and took some possibly underaged chick's virginity? You got pics, right?
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Wait, so you got drunk NYE and took some possibly underaged chick's virginity? You got pics, right?
underage? she was 18, not my fault her bf doesn't dick her as good as i can. she was no virgin by any means... but she had a tough cherry but I popped that shit regardless.
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hairspray takes out blood
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Wait, so you got drunk NYE and took some possibly underaged chick's virginity? You got pics, right?
underage? she was 18, not my fault her bf doesn't dick her as good as i can. she was no virgin by any means... but she had a tough cherry but I popped that shit regardless.
pics of this chick or it didnt happen!
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Wait, so you got drunk NYE and took some possibly underaged chick's virginity? You got pics, right?
underage? she was 18, not my fault her bf doesn't dick her as good as i can. she was no virgin by any means... but she had a tough cherry but I popped that shit regardless.
pics of this chick or it didnt happen!
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Wait, so you got drunk NYE and took some possibly underaged chick's virginity? You got pics, right?
underage? she was 18, not my fault her bf doesn't dick her as good as i can. she was no virgin by any means... but she had a tough cherry but I popped that shit regardless.
pics of this chick or it didnt happen!
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i used peroxide to get the blood out of my coveralls every year works pretty good but they are brown idk if that helps
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I apologize as I don't have any pictures of me penetrating her in the act. Besides, I wouldn't feel right about you faggots fapping off to my dick.
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I'd impregnate her mouth
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Id wreak my bed useing her also...
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not bad
in for more pix
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Nice work. Hope you hit it like a hero.
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how the hell was she 18 and still had an intact cherry? she prob removed the rag before u saw it ..... check around the bed or sniff it out
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how the hell was she 18 and still had an intact cherry? she prob removed the rag before u saw it ..... check around the bed or sniff it out
Yeah i was thinking "How is she 18, cheatin on her boyfriend but still had a cherry?"
Dunno mandinga, you sure you didnt jump start, aunt Flo and she was like........uh its my cherry..... cause she didn't wanna say "damn yo i just dumped my pussy snot all over yo bed"
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how the hell was she 18 and still had an intact cherry? she prob removed the rag before u saw it ..... check around the bed or sniff it out
Yeah i was thinking "How is she 18, cheatin on her boyfriend but still had a cherry?"
Dunno mandinga, you sure you didnt jump start, aunt Flo and she was like........uh its my cherry..... cause she didn't wanna say "damn yo i just dumped my pussy snot all over yo bed"
Had it happen. It was pretty fuckin gross. Condoms aren't supposed to come out red
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Her time of the month means I have less competition. I never understood why that put other guys off, she's going to bleed from having sex with me anyway. ???
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Her time of the month means I have less competition. I never understood why that put other guys off, she's going to bleed from having sex with me anyway. ???
Yeah probably from your sandpaper flash from not shaving your face ya fucking hippie. :yes:
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You're just jealous that you're too testosterone deficient to grow facial hair.
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You're just jealous that you're too testosterone deficient to grow facial hair.
ZING!
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Upon closer inspection, she has Owen Wilsons nose BLEH!
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how the hell was she 18 and still had an intact cherry? she prob removed the rag before u saw it ..... check around the bed or sniff it out
Yeah i was thinking "How is she 18, cheatin on her boyfriend but still had a cherry?"
Dunno mandinga, you sure you didnt jump start, aunt Flo and she was like........uh its my cherry..... cause she didn't wanna say "damn yo i just dumped my pussy snot all over yo bed"
Yeah, it was her cherry. I fucked her a day after and there was no bleeding. Although, she did complain that I left her vagina sore for a week. Not my fault her bf couldn't pop it. Maybe that's why she came to me? When you're good at something, the word passes on. I think she just felt like her bf wasn't up to par in that aspect.
Upon closer inspection, she has Owen Wilsons nose BLEH!
Yeah, she's really athletic and she's broken her nose some 17 odd times. It has taken some abuse. Although, I find minor imperfections like that sexy.
Her time of the month means I have less competition. I never understood why that put other guys off, she's going to bleed from having sex with me anyway. ???
Menstruation is a huge turn-off for me. There has only been one girl in my life that I would fuck regularly on her period. Those circumstances were different. A random hook-up? I'm not that desperate to get laid. But I suppose if I were old and balding, I would take whatever is thrown my way. :noel:
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Menstruation is a huge turn-off for me. There has only been one girl in my life that I would fuck regularly on her period. Those circumstances were different. A random hook-up? I'm not that desperate to get laid. But I suppose if I were old and balding, I would take whatever is thrown my way. :noel:
I would say zing, but I take offense to the old and balding part.
GOOD DAY!
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Yeah, she's really athletic and she's broken her nose some 17 odd times. It has taken some abuse.
Did she headbutt you during sex?
Her time of the month means I have less competition. I never understood why that put other guys off, she's going to bleed from having sex with me anyway. ???
Menstruation is a huge turn-off for me. There has only been one girl in my life that I would fuck regularly on her period. Those circumstances were different. A random hook-up? I'm not that desperate to get laid. But I suppose if I were old and balding, I would take whatever is thrown my way. :noel:
Right.
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When you're good at something, the word passes on.
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30 (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30)
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When you're good at something, the word passes on.
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30 (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30)
She never once complained about sex, if that's what you're implying. She praised me in bed as the best she had ever had, but she did complain that I didn't give her enough (or any) attention outside the bedroom. I was always distracted by something I thought at the time was more important. She didn't feel special anymore and wasn't happy, so she left me. If I could change it and make up for my mistakes (or hell, even realized what they were) before it was too late, trust me, I would have. But the fact is, it is too late. So, live and learn. I fucked that relationship up. Now I know better.
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When you're good at something, the word passes on.
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30 (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30)
She never once complained about sex, if that's what you're implying. She praised me in bed as the best she had ever had, but she did complain that I didn't give her enough (or any) attention outside the bedroom. I was always distracted by something I thought at the time was more important. She didn't feel special anymore and wasn't happy, so she left me. If I could change it and make up for my mistakes (or hell, even realized what they were) before it was too late, trust me, I would have. But the fact is, it is too late. So, live and learn. I fucked that relationship up. Now I know better.
Paying a woman too much attention is the quickest way to lose her.
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how the hell was she 18 and still had an intact cherry? she prob removed the rag before u saw it ..... check around the bed or sniff it out
Yeah i was thinking "How is she 18, cheatin on her boyfriend but still had a cherry?"
Dunno mandinga, you sure you didnt jump start, aunt Flo and she was like........uh its my cherry..... cause she didn't wanna say "damn yo i just dumped my pussy snot all over yo bed"
Had it happen. It was pretty fuckin gross. Condoms aren't supposed to come out red
blehk, bad memories. I'd imagine thats also what it looks like when you stab someone with a knife and pull it out
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When you're good at something, the word passes on.
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30 (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30)
i wanna see the god damn pictures!!!!
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When you're good at something, the word passes on.
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30 (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30)
ok now that was just wrong. I lol'd but i felt reeeeeealy bad about it.
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How do you get blood stains out of these...?
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And
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You went a little over board with your Obongo dildo didn't you?
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When you're good at something, the word passes on.
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30 (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30)
She never once complained about sex, if that's what you're implying. She praised me in bed as the best she had ever had, but she did complain that I didn't give her enough (or any) attention outside the bedroom. I was always distracted by something I thought at the time was more important. She didn't feel special anymore and wasn't happy, so she left me. If I could change it and make up for my mistakes (or hell, even realized what they were) before it was too late, trust me, I would have. But the fact is, it is too late. So, live and learn. I fucked that relationship up. Now I know better.
Paying a woman too much attention is the quickest way to lose her.
Fucking truth
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When you're good at something, the word passes on.
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30 (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30)
She never once complained about sex, if that's what you're implying. She praised me in bed as the best she had ever had, but she did complain that I didn't give her enough (or any) attention outside the bedroom. I was always distracted by something I thought at the time was more important. She didn't feel special anymore and wasn't happy, so she left me. If I could change it and make up for my mistakes (or hell, even realized what they were) before it was too late, trust me, I would have. But the fact is, it is too late. So, live and learn. I fucked that relationship up. Now I know better.
Paying a woman too much attention is the quickest way to lose her.
Fucking truth
I think it depends on the woman. She always complained that I didn't give her enough attention and didn't spend enough quality time with her. So, that's what I'm going with as the cause of her dissatisfaction with our relationship. Regardless, I lost her anyway. So it really doesn't matter at this point.
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I don't mean to disrespect your viewpoint, nor to bring up a crappy subject you don't want to dwell on yet again, but she probably would have left quicker if you'd "been there" like she complained about. Women change a lot between 18-25, and they WILL mix things up a little even if you're disrespecting her properly.
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Women change a lot between 18-25
understatement of the year.
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Women change a lot between 18-death
fixed.
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Women change a lot.
Fixed.
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Women change a lot.
Fixed.
Unless they are feminists. Then they can't change anything.
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Women change a lot.
Fixed.
Unless they are feminists. Then they can't change anything.
Lol, you win.
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When you're good at something, the word passes on.
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30 (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=9211.30)
She never once complained about sex, if that's what you're implying. She praised me in bed as the best she had ever had, but she did complain that I didn't give her enough (or any) attention outside the bedroom. I was always distracted by something I thought at the time was more important. She didn't feel special anymore and wasn't happy, so she left me. If I could change it and make up for my mistakes (or hell, even realized what they were) before it was too late, trust me, I would have. But the fact is, it is too late. So, live and learn. I fucked that relationship up. Now I know better.
Paying a woman too much attention is the quickest way to lose her.
Fucking truth
I think it depends on the woman. She always complained that I didn't give her enough attention and didn't spend enough quality time with her. So, that's what I'm going with as the cause of her dissatisfaction with our relationship. Regardless, I lost her anyway. So it really doesn't matter at this point.
You didn't "lose" her. As JD would say, your turn was over.
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Haha.
"You didn't lose the girl. You lost your turn."
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Only remembrance worthy thing JD has said
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Ha! I found a thread JD posted in that Tom didnt update.
do i win an Instabeam?
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Ha! I found a thread JD posted in that Tom didnt update.
do i win an Instabeam?
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