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Title: Fuk lurking
Post by: gooseman on January 03, 2010, 06:59:22 PM
Time to start posting.


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Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: fysh on January 03, 2010, 07:03:20 PM
well played. What do you drive?
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: 98vtec on January 03, 2010, 07:06:15 PM
who the fuck are you?  what do you drive?  Post pictures of your shit.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Ntrain2k on January 03, 2010, 07:06:51 PM
who the fuck are you?  what do you drive?  Post pictures of your car.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: gooseman on January 03, 2010, 07:13:44 PM
who the fuck are you?  what do you drive?  Post pictures of your shit.

I am Carlos mother fucking Guzman aka gooseman

95 hatch with a pos mini-me that I'm starting to turbo.

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Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: HiProfile on January 03, 2010, 07:28:09 PM
Good intro but I hope you aren't related to Jhun de Guzman. If not and you know him, tell him he's a POS.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on January 03, 2010, 08:08:46 PM


I am Carlos mother fucking Guzman aka gooseman



Great another spic.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: 98vtec on January 03, 2010, 08:38:13 PM


I am Carlos mother fucking Guzman aka gooseman



Great another spic.

mad niggerish
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: gooseman on January 03, 2010, 09:20:36 PM
how are you doing, fucking spic nigger

kinda funny you joined myspace 7 hours ago and you joined this site 3 hours ago, but whatever.

is that your 1990 gsx i found or just a coincidence?
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WTF! Stalking a mother fucker. Never had a myspace before. And I think I'm gonna delete that shit. Its fucking whack. And no, thats not my bike. It looks kinda cool though.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Corey on January 03, 2010, 09:56:51 PM
mike youre pretty gay for trying to find pictures of this dude.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Conceptz-X on January 03, 2010, 10:00:09 PM
RHMT is full of bashing and dirt digging, as a lurker/noob he should have been aware of this
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: gooseman on January 03, 2010, 10:20:31 PM
I'm from Georgia, queer. This is my noob post, not a hookup thread. Hop o your bicycle and go find someone else to offer a blow job to.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Conceptz-X on January 03, 2010, 10:29:37 PM
dude come on, stop wasting johnny's money e-stalking and e-thugging
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: gooseman on January 03, 2010, 10:32:09 PM
I'm from Georgia, queer. This is my noob post, not a hookup thread. Hop o your bicycle and go find someone else to offer a blow job to.
i know where you live fagboy i have your address and phone number.
don't make me post them faggot

Damn, I must have left my wallet in your moms room. What were you doing in there? Trying to sniff the outside of my used condom, or take a sip?

bicycle faggot. I will not be punked in my own post.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 03, 2010, 11:41:54 PM
BTW i'm not a Bicycle faggot

Correct, you're a motorized bicycle faggot.  People better goddamn learn to respect the difference!
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: keelay on January 03, 2010, 11:48:22 PM
BTW i'm not a Bicycle faggot

Correct, you're a motorized bicycle faggot.  People better goddamn learn to respect the difference!

ZING!!1!
dude come on, stop wasting johnny's money e-stalking and e-thugging
not e-thugging or e-stalking this faggot.
i have no reason to. i did a search on his email address and got the info. this guy is not the guy i'm looking for.

the guy i'm looking for tried to fuck with me when i had my daughter with me, then posted on a forum that if i did anything he would have beat the shit out of my daughter.

if this was the guy i'm looking for i would have asked a mod if they could run his ip so i can get his current address and show up with a baseball bat.
this isn't the guy i'm looking for so i don't give a shit anymore

BTW i'm not a Bicycle faggot

Get 'em Mike!!
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 04, 2010, 12:28:16 AM
Did you buy or build that, Michael?
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: keelay on January 04, 2010, 12:32:17 AM
How old is you daughter? If she's old enough, put her in some martial art training, and let her beat his ass. Hilarity would ensue.
  I don't blame you, I'd straight kill a mother fucker for LOOKING at my little girl the wrong way.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Stealthmode on January 04, 2010, 12:33:34 AM
  Seems legit on the reason for the background check, but at this point if you're serious you should just shut up.

Carlos Gookman, I guess you're better than widebody, so um... welcome?
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Urban Indian on January 04, 2010, 12:48:02 AM
yeah time to drop it mike. You will find him, he is scared of you.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: SOHCKLR657 on January 04, 2010, 07:27:39 AM
 :noel:
FUCK RICK P.


That is all.... :-*

Post Moar PrOn!! :yes:
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Conceptz-X on January 04, 2010, 07:40:10 AM
:noel:
FUCK RICK P.


That is all.... :-*

Post Moar PrOn!! :yes:

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mike if cops are already involved let it rest
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: 90boostdaccord on January 04, 2010, 10:43:16 AM
damn lazy ass, motor on a bicycle?  ;)
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 04, 2010, 11:11:36 AM
He's getting in shape.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: WPPF on January 04, 2010, 11:58:35 AM
A shape.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Phate on January 04, 2010, 12:23:29 PM
Correct, you're a motorized bicycle faggot.  People better goddamn learn to respect the difference!
fuck yeah, 30mph goodness
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Get 'em Mike!!
...
Needs a turbo.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: gooseman on January 04, 2010, 12:42:22 PM
He's getting in shape.

By riding a motorized bike????????????????????

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Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: 97Econobox on January 04, 2010, 12:51:33 PM
"Talk to me goose"
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: WPPF on January 05, 2010, 10:37:49 PM
45 is pretty far to ride for just getting off your ass and going.  Drink lots of water or you're going to wake up hurting.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: sfa22r on January 05, 2010, 10:43:43 PM
I make it a point to slap the back of people's heads that ride scooters and such on the road when I'm riding.  I hope I see you one day
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: 97Econobox on January 06, 2010, 09:55:02 AM
Come on dude really?
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: sfa22r on January 06, 2010, 12:05:35 PM
Srsly.  Up here, there are groups of people, that ride them together, that refuse to get in a line when another vehicle is behind them, thus, they block the mountain roads I ride on.  Thus, I slap.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: 97Econobox on January 06, 2010, 12:14:37 PM
ok i buy that.  so long as its justified lol.

I hate it when folks buy scooters and put along down the damn road like its a car.  Your shit cant do 45 so fucking move or i run you over.

speaking of which i hate asshats who ride bikes in the road.  in VA you cant "legally" ride your bike on the sidewalk.  the kicker is No one walks anywhere around here, they take busses if anything.  so if the law said "Dont use the empty sidewalk ride with all the 3000+ pound lunatics" which would you do?

but its the law  Fucking eat shit.  you don't obey each and every fucking law either so get on the damn sidewalk or get fucking hit dipshit.

If there is ample opportunity for you to not be in the road and you are anyway cause you "think you need to obey all the laws" and arent smart enough to take yourself out of harms way then well, im a big enough asshole to not move.

/end rant
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: WPPF on January 06, 2010, 12:17:42 PM
I ride my bike in the road and draft off of astro vans.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: 97Econobox on January 06, 2010, 12:32:41 PM
I will hit your wow playing ass.  and then back up and run the Fixie bike over again a time or two to make sure it cant be used for further faggotry.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: WPPF on January 06, 2010, 12:34:30 PM
I might be buying a GTI instead of a jeep so we can car pool.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: 97Econobox on January 06, 2010, 12:43:26 PM
AWESOME.

You should come by my house and we'll install a wood trunk together, measure our wheel offsets and Dutch rudder each other.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: sfa22r on January 06, 2010, 01:33:04 PM
Fags.  People on bicycles on the road get slapped too.  Especially the mountain roads.  GTFO of my way
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 06, 2010, 03:15:17 PM
and Dutch rudder each other.
If that is a homosexual proposition I'll have you banned for a week, Henry.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: 97Econobox on January 06, 2010, 03:32:22 PM
Dont be jealous, its just not sexy.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 06, 2010, 04:07:20 PM
speaking of which i hate asshats who ride bikes in the road.
it's much safer to ride your bicycle on the road than it is on the sidewalk

Don't you have 2.5 hp minibikes to be laying down, Mike?
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: 97Econobox on January 06, 2010, 04:08:40 PM
Mike, you are an idiot if you think getting hit by a car going what 3mph out the driveway is more dangerous than a car going 30 -50 mph.

a fucking idiot.  Id love to hear your explanation on that as it makes absolutely no logical sense.

much safer to ride with them doing 30-50 than them backing out their driveway at 5-7 mph tops.  Duh.  wtf.

Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: 97Econobox on January 06, 2010, 05:13:07 PM
No i just want you to use common sense and read wtf you're typing cause its plain stupid lol

i didn't say it is more dangerous to get hit by a car when riding on the sidewalk.

it's more safe to ride in the road than it is to ride on the sidewalk.



If its more dangerous hows it safer?  i mean you act like the chance of you getting hit in traffic is the same as lightning striking your ass or winning the lotto. Ones not much less than the other.  I have a friend who got his shit crushed from riding in the street whats your point bout you driveway story?

Common sense should tell you the one that has the lesser chance of crippling your ass is teh best choice.  hows this even a question?
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: j.h.christ on January 06, 2010, 05:15:17 PM
  hows this even a question?

dollar store logic
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 06, 2010, 05:58:15 PM
  hows this even a question?

dollar store logic

Yes, but is it superior to uncontrollable knowledgeabilities?  I will make a poll to find out.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: sfa22r on January 06, 2010, 06:14:19 PM
Does your bitch ass self realize not all sidewalks have driveways on them?  Now go fuck a jackrabbit you son of a bitch
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: sfa22r on January 06, 2010, 06:38:25 PM
And that is when I slap you people in the back of the helmet doing 70
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: j.h.christ on January 06, 2010, 07:00:11 PM
And that is when I slap you people in the back of the helmet doing 70
what are you driving when you slap us in the back of the head?

a chariot replete with tassels and gold lettering
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: j.h.christ on January 06, 2010, 07:06:56 PM
And that is when I slap you people in the back of the helmet doing 70
what are you driving when you slap us in the back of the head?

a chariot replete with tassels and gold lettering
is it RHD?

Really Horse Driven
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: sfa22r on January 06, 2010, 07:26:15 PM
Bike.  When I come back, if you see a red 999S behind you, prepare to be slapped.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: sfa22r on January 06, 2010, 08:13:29 PM
I am actually capable of going the speed of traffic.  You, on your dildowagon are not.  Stay the fuck off the road, hippie
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 06, 2010, 09:00:35 PM
I am actually capable of going the speed of traffic.  You, on your dildowagon are not.  Stay the fuck off the road, hippie

Funny story.

My ex-boss Robert used to open Halloween stores in the mall seasonally (duh).  He had one in the Springfield mall (one of the richest counties in the nation) and would go up there every fall and live in a motel room for 2.5-3 months and rake in 50K+ selling 59 cent plastic shit mass produced in china for three dollars.  So, the first year he's in Springfield mall he decides to take a two stroke dirt bike with him, I forget if it was a 125 or 150, something like that, because his car was a POS or somesuch and he was broke from setting everything up in DC his first time out.  Long story short, his car breaks so he spend 75% of his time up there commuting on the fucking beltway on this knobby tired two stroke dirt bike.  It's got a top speed of 70, everyone's going 85+, and are of course raising hell at him with their horns and sometimes barely stroking a handlebar as they pass him. 

You would have loved him, Henry.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: gooseman on January 06, 2010, 10:19:37 PM
You are a grown ass man. Stop riding bicycles.
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: sfa22r on January 06, 2010, 10:42:27 PM
You are a grown ass man. Stop riding bicycles.

You are a good egg
Title: Re: Fuk lurking
Post by: Ravage70 on January 07, 2010, 12:58:52 AM
a fat italian with a kid should'nt use a bike as his primary method of transportation
get a job, sell crack, do money