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[97Econobox]

Come on dude really?

[sfa22r]

Srsly.  Up here, there are groups of people, that ride them together, that refuse to get in a line when another vehicle is behind them, thus, they block the mountain roads I ride on.  Thus, I slap.

[97Econobox]

ok i buy that.  so long as its justified lol.

I hate it when folks buy scooters and put along down the damn road like its a car.  Your shit cant do 45 so fucking move or i run you over.

speaking of which i hate asshats who ride bikes in the road.  in VA you cant "legally" ride your bike on the sidewalk.  the kicker is No one walks anywhere around here, they take busses if anything.  so if the law said "Dont use the empty sidewalk ride with all the 3000+ pound lunatics" which would you do?

but its the law  Fucking eat shit.  you don't obey each and every fucking law either so get on the damn sidewalk or get fucking hit dipshit.

If there is ample opportunity for you to not be in the road and you are anyway cause you "think you need to obey all the laws" and arent smart enough to take yourself out of harms way then well, im a big enough asshole to not move.

/end rant

[WPPF]

I ride my bike in the road and draft off of astro vans.

[97Econobox]

I will hit your wow playing ass.  and then back up and run the Fixie bike over again a time or two to make sure it cant be used for further faggotry.

[WPPF]

I might be buying a GTI instead of a jeep so we can car pool.

[97Econobox]

AWESOME.

You should come by my house and we'll install a wood trunk together, measure our wheel offsets and Dutch rudder each other.

[sfa22r]

Fags.  People on bicycles on the road get slapped too.  Especially the mountain roads.  GTFO of my way

[Joseph Davis]

and Dutch rudder each other.

If that is a homosexual proposition I'll have you banned for a week, Henry.

[97Econobox]

Dont be jealous, its just not sexy.

[Joseph Davis]

speaking of which i hate asshats who ride bikes in the road.

it's much safer to ride your bicycle on the road than it is on the sidewalk

Don't you have 2.5 hp minibikes to be laying down, Mike?

[97Econobox]

Mike, you are an idiot if you think getting hit by a car going what 3mph out the driveway is more dangerous than a car going 30 -50 mph.

a fucking idiot.  Id love to hear your explanation on that as it makes absolutely no logical sense.

much safer to ride with them doing 30-50 than them backing out their driveway at 5-7 mph tops.  Duh.  wtf.

[97Econobox]

No i just want you to use common sense and read wtf you're typing cause its plain stupid lol

i didn't say it is more dangerous to get hit by a car when riding on the sidewalk.

it's more safe to ride in the road than it is to ride on the sidewalk.

If its more dangerous hows it safer?  i mean you act like the chance of you getting hit in traffic is the same as lightning striking your ass or winning the lotto. Ones not much less than the other.  I have a friend who got his shit crushed from riding in the street whats your point bout you driveway story?

Common sense should tell you the one that has the lesser chance of crippling your ass is teh best choice.  hows this even a question?

[j.h.christ]

  hows this even a question?

dollar store logic

[Joseph Davis]

  hows this even a question?

dollar store logic

Yes, but is it superior to uncontrollable knowledgeabilities?  I will make a poll to find out.

[sfa22r]

Does your bitch ass self realize not all sidewalks have driveways on them?  Now go fuck a jackrabbit you son of a bitch

[sfa22r]

And that is when I slap you people in the back of the helmet doing 70

[j.h.christ]

And that is when I slap you people in the back of the helmet doing 70

what are you driving when you slap us in the back of the head?

a chariot replete with tassels and gold lettering

[j.h.christ]

And that is when I slap you people in the back of the helmet doing 70

what are you driving when you slap us in the back of the head?

a chariot replete with tassels and gold lettering

is it RHD?

Really Horse Driven

[sfa22r]

Bike.  When I come back, if you see a red 999S behind you, prepare to be slapped.

[sfa22r]

I am actually capable of going the speed of traffic.  You, on your dildowagon are not.  Stay the fuck off the road, hippie

[Joseph Davis]

I am actually capable of going the speed of traffic.  You, on your dildowagon are not.  Stay the fuck off the road, hippie

Funny story.

My ex-boss Robert used to open Halloween stores in the mall seasonally (duh).  He had one in the Springfield mall (one of the richest counties in the nation) and would go up there every fall and live in a motel room for 2.5-3 months and rake in 50K+ selling 59 cent plastic shit mass produced in china for three dollars.  So, the first year he's in Springfield mall he decides to take a two stroke dirt bike with him, I forget if it was a 125 or 150, something like that, because his car was a POS or somesuch and he was broke from setting everything up in DC his first time out.  Long story short, his car breaks so he spend 75% of his time up there commuting on the fucking beltway on this knobby tired two stroke dirt bike.  It's got a top speed of 70, everyone's going 85+, and are of course raising hell at him with their horns and sometimes barely stroking a handlebar as they pass him. 

You would have loved him, Henry.

[gooseman]

You are a grown ass man. Stop riding bicycles.

[sfa22r]

You are a grown ass man. Stop riding bicycles.

You are a good egg

[Ravage70]

a fat italian with a kid should'nt use a bike as his primary method of transportation
get a job, sell crack, do money