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stealthiskey

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It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« on: August 15, 2010, 08:44:53 AM »
yeaa.,  It might have been a good night, I can't remember.  pisssed i missed the taco bell run.  and i shoulds trieed to fuck the other girl
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2010, 09:16:36 AM »
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2010, 10:14:47 AM »
My night was similar only i got my crunch wrap supreme
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2010, 05:09:57 PM »
actually, now i know i was drunk at 842, because i reeeaally shouldn't have fucked the other girl. 
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 12:48:46 AM »
Why did she have the clap
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2010, 12:54:58 PM »
it burns while you pee?
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2010, 12:57:44 PM »
Because it wasnt a girl?
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2010, 06:40:51 PM »
Because he mistook his teddy bear for a girl.
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2010, 06:54:22 PM »
e. all of the above.

but naw just some psycho 20 something chick who's fucking married to some army douche, but trying to cheat on him and punches harder than most dudes i know  :o :?:
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2010, 10:01:07 PM »
yeah diff. shouldnt have fucked her...sounds no bueno :mexi:
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2010, 10:16:49 PM »
plus i should add, emotional trainwreck, blah blah.

of course the first chick wasn't that good looking and didn't even put out, bullshit.
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2010, 06:26:07 PM »
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2010, 07:24:38 PM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on August 17, 2010, 12:57:44 PM
Because it wasnt a girl?

that, ladies and gentlemen, is the voice of experience.
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2010, 02:13:21 PM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on August 18, 2010, 07:24:38 PM
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on August 17, 2010, 12:57:44 PM
Because it wasnt a girl?

that, ladies and gentlemen, is the voice of experience.
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2010, 06:46:22 PM »
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Re: It's 8:42 am and I'm still drunk
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2010, 03:47:21 AM »
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