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what in the holy fuck
« on: April 29, 2009, 01:07:10 AM »
kid rattle cans his brand new volvo s40.

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Re: what in the holy fuck
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2009, 01:09:57 AM »
 Anonymous 04/28/09(Tue)23:02:24 No.134897811

    I had the same problem when I was 15. I finally went to see a urologist, and the dude took one look at my flacid cock and grabbed that shit and cranked it back like he was trying to open a bitchy bag of chips. I saw a blinding white flash of light, and then it was done. Problem solved, but it took a few weeks of light stretching to get it to retract normally without difficulty. Go see a urologist, my doctor said they would have to cut my whole foreskin off, but the urologist solved my problem is 10 minutes.
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Re: what in the holy fuck
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 01:14:50 AM »
Quote from: BoostedSchemes on April 29, 2009, 01:09:57 AM
Anonymous 04/28/09(Tue)23:02:24 No.134897811

    I had the same problem when I was 15. I finally went to see a urologist, and the dude took one look at my flacid cock and grabbed that shit and cranked it back like he was trying to open a bitchy bag of chips. I saw a blinding white flash of light, and then it was done. Problem solved, but it took a few weeks of light stretching to get it to retract normally without difficulty. Go see a urologist, my doctor said they would have to cut my whole foreskin off, but the urologist solved my problem is 10 minutes.

Anonymous 04/28/09(Tue)23:13:24 No.1348974576

I met this kid Yuriy in a bathroom stall at a local rest stop. He swallowed my seed with reckless abandon, all while humming a perfect note for note rendition of Kelly Clarkson's "Since You've Been Gone". God, the time we spent spooning in his piece of shit non running fake m-badged car made me pine for the days of yesteryear.
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Re: what in the holy fuck
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 01:15:14 AM »
uh.. ok.
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Re: what in the holy fuck
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2009, 01:22:58 AM »
i wish you had posted that for realsies... i have certain.... privileges... on 4ch/7ch/2ch and alas i missed my chance at being popularized =(
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Re: what in the holy fuck
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2009, 01:26:31 AM »
Anonymous 04/28/09(Tue)23:34:42 No.134905450

    i'm uncut too, but i can fit my entire fist in my foreskin.
    no advice really, just wanted to tell everyone.


I think I know what this forum needs!
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Re: what in the holy fuck
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2009, 01:26:49 AM »





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Re: what in the holy fuck
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 01:34:15 AM »
I got a rattle canned car  ;D







but in no way shape or form was the paint good on it
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Re: what in the holy fuck
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 01:36:47 AM »
Who fucking cares.
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Re: what in the holy fuck
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 01:38:23 AM »
who fucking trucks  :D
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Re: what in the holy fuck
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 01:38:49 AM »
fuck you jon
fuck you and the subaru you rode in on
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Re: what in the holy fuck
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 11:10:23 AM »
Quote from: Evan on April 29, 2009, 01:34:15 AM
I got a rattle canned car  ;D







but in no way shape or form was the paint good on it
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I'm jealous, i want one of those :(
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Re: what in the holy fuck
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 01:24:41 PM »
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