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[Evan]

 GRAB YOUR FUCKING SHOT GUNS BOYS! ITS HUNTING SEASON!



http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

[AWDstylez]

You gotta be shitting me.  I guess all that ammo was a good investment after all. 

[Evan]

oh just kill it for everyone else 

[Sinister]

Anyone with half a wit would know its fake.

[AWDstylez]

oh just kill it for everyone else 

There, I'll look like an idiot, just for you.

[BoostedSchemes]

last night i licked a girls butthole for the first time in my whole life and it
wuz pretty fuckin fresh i still fucked her afterwards tho ya know but i fucked
girls b4 so it wasnt no, it was cool and all but it wasnt like somthin new soo
uhhhh ya thats wut im sayin man if you have it you no i mean ya gotta get a
girl who bathes properly u dont wanna get some bull doggin ass uhh ye ya don
wanna go there thats wut im sayin but uuuh next time ur gettin down and uuh
with a with a girl who has good personal hygene im sayin u should lick a
butthole becuz it pretty fuckin its pretty fuckin fresh and i liked it alot

[Stealthmode]

When the signature master HAS TO signature you, you know you're doing it good.

[Toysrme]

12 gauge has been loaded with alternating quadaught & #1 buckshot
30-30's have a block of Hornady LEVERevolution in between them
.410 shotgun has been loaded with slugs & 00 buck

[Joseph Davis]

last night i licked a girls butthole for the first time in my whole life

If you can't do anything - and I mean anything - to a girl then she's not worth fucking.

[BoostedSchemes]

i dated one of the dirtiest whores hmt has ever seen and theres at least a couple people on here who can verify
i mean i did everything in the book a few times... so did she.... im spoiled for life im never even going to try to get laid again just because i dont even twitch till i got a hand in the snatch and a beer bottle in the butthole you know that shit is the bomb

[Stealthmode]

Picture thread, or you get axed from the sig 1 hour later.   

[BoostedSchemes]

eh I randomly post pictures of girls from my personal collection every now and then, nobody notices, nobody asks. when one of the dumb twits on here says, hey isnt that "****" the posts disappear. so on and so forth.
i cant ever dump a bunch at once or with face shots and shit because i have enough problems in my life already =(




dont mistake this post for me giving a fuck, drop the sig my nigguh
there are other worlds than this

[Spanish-rice]

damn this thread as a mess of twists and turns

[BoostedSchemes]

last night i licked a girls butthole for the first time in my whole life

If you can't do anything - and I mean anything - to a girl then she's not worth fucking.

I just realized this is the most important thing to be said on this forum since the last I went 24 hours sober.

[Evan]

Anyone with half a wit would know its fake.

http://www.ricekiller.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70575

[Urban Indian]

scared the shit out of me for 20 minutes. I was relaying the what to do during a zombie attack mode.

fml

[BoostedSchemes]

hurr durrr a website that is not BBC.com running a BBC story hurr durr trolling is hardddd hurrrrr

[Joseph Davis]

http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=1960.msg34543#msg34543

Just so you guys know where the internet gets it's ideas.  That's right, motherfuckers, it gets them from RHMT.

[BoostedSchemes]

you old fuck, about a week before that thread was started /zom/ was full of people taking pictures with their rifles pointed at hospitals and shit

get swine flu you hairless trash 


https://www.7chan.org/zom/ (down right now, probably due to /b/ being down)