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My dog had puppies in my bed
« on: June 08, 2009, 11:19:14 AM »

Right on my leg at like 545 this morning. She has had six so far, im pretty sure she is done. I gotta figure out how to get rid of this smell, its fuckin gross.
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2009, 11:23:01 AM »

lol, that sucks.  Did you know she was pregnant?
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2009, 11:23:43 AM »

thats fuckn gross, you have mung all over your bed. are they a good breed and worth selling at least?
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2009, 11:55:44 AM »

Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahha lmao!!!!!!!!!!!


WHERE ARE THE PIC's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2009, 12:09:09 PM »

Na just mutts. some kind of beagle mix. I had a protective sheet on my bed from my girl just having our kid so the only thing that got messed up was the sheets. This is the second time this has happened to me. My old dog did it when i was like 12, right in my bed.
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2009, 01:35:26 PM »

good luck my dog did the same thing and you can't get the smell out of it you need a new mattress lol

i used a carpet cleaner on mine and it got most of it out, but not all of it.

i have one of those stand up nice washing machines and it got everything out of the blankets
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 02:03:55 PM »

na i had a plastic matress protector on my mattress from when my girl was pregnant. I didnt want her water breaking on the mattress. But the sheets are probably gonners.
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2009, 04:50:24 PM »

pics?
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2009, 05:12:08 PM »

They have this crazy operation that prevents dogs from doing this.

Technology these days :?:
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2009, 05:53:49 PM »

throw that shit out.
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2009, 06:12:05 PM »

uh yo
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2009, 07:05:41 PM »

in for gore pics.. very disappointed
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2009, 11:56:52 PM »

easy way to avoid this is when you are done fucking the dog you make that bitch get out of your bed
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2009, 11:57:19 PM »

Sorry im only posting from my phone so i cant upload pics, but maybe later ill get some. all the blood is cleaned up, so i dont think there gunna be any gore shots.
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2009, 11:59:26 PM »

LMAO, fucking gross
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2009, 01:10:23 AM »

Wash everything, bleach the comforter

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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2009, 09:58:41 AM »

Didnt get on the comfortor, thank god. Im a broke ass hole and cant afford another 60 bucks right now. My girl would shit a brick if that got messed up.
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2009, 04:26:40 PM »

I had puppies on your woman's leg when you were at work the other day.



Ok, seriously, post pics of the puppies.

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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2009, 12:01:07 AM »

Id kill the fucking dog. who lets a fucking dog sleep with them  :?:
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2009, 02:05:36 AM »

Id kill the fucking dog. who lets a fucking dog sleep with them  :?:


I have 2 of them that do
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2009, 07:49:40 AM »

Ok, seriously, post pics of the puppies.

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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2009, 10:02:01 PM »

Lol sorry i didn't see you wanted a pic. Here is a shitty camera phone pic i had on me.

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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2009, 10:22:04 PM »

Id kill the fucking dog. who lets a fucking dog sleep with them  :?:


I have 2 of them that do

me too. 3 if you count the gf.
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2009, 11:27:41 PM »

The three legged dog hogs my side of the bed.  Sometimes I give up trying to pry the lump up and sleep on the couch.

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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2009, 11:48:50 PM »

My night typically goes like this:

Wife and dog goto bed, both fall asleep on the bed, I come up and get dog to goto kennel (still in our room) I goto sleep, wake up freezing in the middle of the night and unable to pull any covers over as wife has stolen the said covers and dog is sleeping on top of them on her side of the bed.
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Re: My dog had puppies in my bed
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2009, 11:50:13 PM »

What's up with that?  My gf sleeps fourteen hours a day or something.
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