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colt45

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cover your mouth - NWS
« on: June 18, 2009, 03:37:06 AM »
so stuff wont get into your lungs

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/04/13/firtree/

cliffs: dude inhales seed, fir tree sprouts in lungs.


link has nothing to do with boobies, but boobies are the win




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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 07:01:06 AM »
thats fucking weird...like lazy boobs, tits all pointin in different directions and shit...fuckn weird
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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 08:30:17 AM »
Quote from: 5thgenlx on June 18, 2009, 07:01:06 AM
thats fucking weird...like lazy boobs, tits all pointin in different directions and shit...fuckn weird

What are you talking about?
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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 09:27:24 AM »
Quote from: 5thgenlx on June 18, 2009, 07:01:06 AM
thats fucking weird...like lazy boobs, tits all pointin in different directions and shit...fuckn weird

I take it you are into fake boobs or jailbait boobs. ;D

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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 10:14:23 AM »
Nice real tits point outward a bit. The theory is so the mother can breastfeed two babies at a time.
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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2009, 10:51:29 AM »
That would suck ass

This was on the top link. He must be looking in all the wrong places.

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/04/imjusttoobig/
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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2009, 06:02:08 PM »
http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/

hairdressor gets robbed, ties him up and fucks his brains out for 3 days(she feeds him & buys new jeans) then he sues her.

funny
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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2009, 06:07:35 PM »
Quote from: Urban Indian on June 18, 2009, 06:02:08 PM
http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/

hairdressor gets robbed, ties him up and fucks his brains out for 3 days(she feeds him & buys new jeans) then he sues her.

funny

Haha, damn, pending what she looks like I wouldn't complain at all. Probably ask for her number.
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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2009, 06:36:45 PM »
Why the fuck would you file charges?  If she was hot or especially if she was fugly, I'd never tell a fucking sole. 

ok, if she was hot, I'd have told her to tape that shit and we could sell it. Or brag to some buddies about it
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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 06:37:52 PM »
It was in russia so probably some haggard chick, then again most thieves aren't the cream of the crop though.
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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2009, 09:11:43 PM »
Quote from: jagojon3 on June 18, 2009, 08:30:17 AM
Quote from: 5thgenlx on June 18, 2009, 07:01:06 AM
thats fucking weird...like lazy boobs, tits all pointin in different directions and shit...fuckn weird

What are you talking about?

you've never seen the lazy boob? like a lazy eye but its a boob. one tit's looking at the ground while the other is looking at the sky or ones checking out the scenery while the others tryin to drive. maybe i look at tits too much but a lotta chicks tits don't all point normal
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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2009, 12:35:16 AM »
Checkout the most beautiful Russian sportswomen :
http://www.mosnews.com/gallery/1500.phtml  ;D

Shame no redheads. :'(
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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2009, 12:46:53 AM »
Kournikova is not there, I'm disapointed.
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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2009, 10:06:57 AM »
Quote from: Urban Indian on June 18, 2009, 06:02:08 PM
http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/

hairdressor gets robbed, ties him up and fucks his brains out for 3 days(she feeds him & buys new jeans) then he sues her.

funny
That sounds like a porn.
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Re: cover your mouth - NWS
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2009, 06:16:08 PM »
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She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days. 

You really can't make that shit up.  I also don't feel bad for him.  I've always wanted a haircut with a happy ending
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