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« on: July 17, 2009, 03:16:47 AM »
 alright, so it was friday nigth and we were stupd fuckin bored, so we deicded to goto a strip club in oakland, cmon now, stipr club in oakland, its full of crackwhroe hookers, we decided not to goto that gay ass crackwhore strip club, and we were rosting to plan b, which was pay a hooker 5 dollars to peeo n her but my boy called sayin there was a club in berekely, so i went to that paty adn drnak a buncha nasty shit, vuevo and some sky, fuck it it was free, so id rank it, shit was nasty, but it was a staight gook asian chink fuckin party, and they were tryna be like, nah we are stupid fobs PEACE SIGN, fuckin fobs, stupid fuckin fucks bitch fobs, they should learn how to take some real dick, dumb bitchs. yeah, moral of the story, resort to peein on a hooker if you have nothin to do on afriday night. I WANNA PISS ONYOU DRIP DRIP DRIP PEE ON YOU, thats my robert, always peein on people



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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2009, 03:20:49 AM »
haha
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2009, 03:25:22 AM »
fuck, i'll add another, too bad im not extremely drunk right now but anyway.   last friday i believe, we were leavin a club and im walking with like 4 of my friends and this nigger bitch that was with a few other ugmo hobags is lookin at us and she looks at my friend and says damn he cute and then looksat at my next friend and says damn he cute too and she looks at me and is likeDAMNNN he the FIENST so im really fuckin smashed and i say, whatchu want, bitch im FROM OAKLAND BITCH, and the bitch grabs my arm!@#$ so im like shit, i catch a whif of that crackhead smell and i realize that this aint no ordinary nigger btich, this is a USPER STREGNTH CRACKHEAD NIGGER BITCH and for the life of me i cant get my FUCKIN HAND FREE, she shows me a picture of her 14 year old daughter and i say FUCK I"D HIT THAT SHIT SHE HELLA FGINE!! and the nigga bitch crackhead gets mad.   fuck, i'll finish the story in a second.
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2009, 04:01:34 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2009, 04:14:27 AM »
thats cool like a civic with a wing, altezza lights, ebay intake and yellow paint job, is cool.   you ricer   :-*
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2009, 04:24:10 AM »
jesus fuck spiker, wtf are you supposed to do with that, besides shoot blindly through a scope? you're going to be so out of breath from carrying that thing, you won't be able to maintain a good sight picture ahahahahahahaha!

just kidding, i'm sure you'll hit SOMETHING with a 100 rounds
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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2009, 04:49:44 AM »
get a decent fucking red dot, fuck the scope
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2009, 04:54:55 AM »
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on July 17, 2009, 04:49:44 AM
get a decent fucking red dot, fuck the scope

i told that tubby pile of man love to get a reflex sight when i first saw that fucking deer hunting glass mounted on the rail.
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2009, 04:57:01 AM »
thats tactilol
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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2009, 06:39:38 AM »
scope will go bye bye and a holographic style one will replace it,  Drum is fucking badass and was free, I can only get 78 rounds in it though

Tacticol???


I think of it more as home offense.

Picvs look cool as fuck in my book.. All in all I got dealz and dont haver alot in what I have especially for  the timeframe everything was bought in....
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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2009, 07:09:01 PM »
Is that your mom's kitchen?
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2009, 10:18:52 PM »
gentleman jack does not make u a gentleman. quite the opposite actually
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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2009, 01:11:51 AM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on July 17, 2009, 06:39:38 AM
scope will go bye bye and a holographic style one will replace it,  Drum is fucking badass and was free, I can only get 78 rounds in it though

Tacticol???


I think of it more as home offense.

Picvs look cool as fuck in my book.. All in all I got dealz and dont haver alot in what I have especially for  the timeframe everything was bought in....

what i meant was its AR15'd out aka tactilol or tacticool. shame on you for molesting an AK like that.
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« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2009, 01:16:23 AM »
the thing that goes up... lol


the barrels get really hot how well does that furniture work. the adjustable butt stock looks out of place. i dig the 75/100rnd drums except loading them.

i prefer a vest with 8 30rd mags... but i guess you could start out with a drum  8)
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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2009, 08:04:25 AM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on July 17, 2009, 06:39:38 AM
scope will go bye bye and a holographic style one will replace it,  Drum is fucking badass and was free, I can only get 78 rounds in it though

Tacticol???


I think of it more as home offense.

Picvs look cool as fuck in my book.. All in all I got dealz and dont haver alot in what I have especially for  the timeframe everything was bought in....

id suggest taking the extra 3 you got stuffed in there just so you dont stress your drum out. ive broken cheap clips by over stuffing them. probably wont break your drum but also probably wasnt made for the 3 extra. im still jealous of the drums. but i dont know shit about drums because ive never owned them so dont listen to me if you know its fine. i still need to make/buy a vest to hold a bunch of mags like random
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