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Ntrain2k

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Re: Guaranteed alarm clock
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2009, 12:24:51 AM »

that would be a good way to be a "lazy" fuck
just put her on top and trigger it  :noel:
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Re: Guaranteed alarm clock
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2009, 01:11:39 AM »

All you need is a rooster.


Hispanic alarm clock.  ;)

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Re: Guaranteed alarm clock
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2009, 01:16:43 AM »

Good way to give someone a heart attack haha, would be funny as hell to have it hidden under the bed for a guest surprise.

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Re: Guaranteed alarm clock
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2009, 02:47:35 AM »

You can tell that guy is a fucken dork with no friends.
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Re: Guaranteed alarm clock
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2009, 02:51:20 AM »

You can tell that guy is a fucken dork with no friends.

agreed


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