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Limited Audio but here's what I've got thus far:
Biden - "Mr. President I wish to raise a toast to you for this fantastic idea to enjoy a cold one and solve the problem of misunderstanding between races in this case this afternoon." (Raises Glass)
Obama - "Thank you Joe, let's drop the titles and just be regular guys here today. I apologize for the mis-characterization Sergeant Crowley and hope you do not hold this incident against me or my administration. A toast to the hard work all law enforcement officers nationwide." (Raises Glass)
Sgt. Crowley - "Thank you, Mr. Pres...(interrupted)"
Biden - "DAMN! It's been a while but that's some strong beer. I've got a buzz already on two swigs."
Obama - "Uh, Joe, that's an O'Doule's, we didn't want to give you anything too strong, just in case, you know? We're just here to air out issues on race."
Biden - "O'Doule's eh? Those damned Irish sure know how to lace their beers with booze! Damn, I feel like going out and bowling or something or to a sock dance on an Amtrak train with Barabara Walters! Wooooooooohooooooo!"
Obama - (Whispers to Gates and Crowley) "Anyone have a taser on them?"
Sgt. Crowley - "You know I was at a crime scene one time and the victim was killed with a beer mug. Pretty gruesome. You know there are about 5 different ways to kill a man with a beer mug. You can do it pretty darn quick too. So, how was your day guys?"