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Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« on: August 07, 2009, 12:08:51 AM »

I dont think you know what your doing, need rhmt's help?  :noel:
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Re: Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2009, 12:48:40 AM »

Yeah, most of us marry because of the keep a nigga baby. You did that shit willingly.  :?:
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Re: Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2009, 02:39:23 AM »

so....... what is going on anyway.....
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Re: Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2009, 03:08:40 PM »

nah she really wants one though. I think its a summer thing? Then she will go back to teaching in the fall, and she wants nothing to do with them. ;)
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Re: Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2009, 04:00:06 PM »

plant the seed
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Re: Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2009, 04:01:24 PM »

nah she really wants one though. I think its a summer thing? Then she will go back to teaching in the fall, and she wants nothing to do with them. ;)


just get another puppy.
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Re: Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2009, 04:10:03 PM »

nah she really wants one though. I think its a summer thing? Then she will go back to teaching in the fall, and she wants nothing to do with them. ;)


just get another puppy.

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Re: Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2009, 04:15:29 PM »

nah she really wants one though. I think its a summer thing? Then she will go back to teaching in the fall, and she wants nothing to do with them. ;)


make her teach summer school  :yes:
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Re: Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2009, 06:26:48 PM »

nah she really wants one though. I think its a summer thing? Then she will go back to teaching in the fall, and she wants nothing to do with them. ;)


make her teach summer school  :yes:

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Re: Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2009, 10:56:19 PM »

nah she really wants one though. I think its a summer thing? Then she will go back to teaching in the fall, and she wants nothing to do with them. ;)


make her teach summer school  :yes:



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i had to go to spring valley high school (nigra school) on a call (emt shit) and some like 12 year old darkies stabbed each other with pens rel fuckin bad... like 5 of em. shit didnt even make local papers, they do that stuff all the time. its out of control... if you fuck up puiblic school bad enoguhd to go to scummer school you must be a real fuckin hoodlum piece of shit.
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Re: Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2009, 11:59:50 PM »

Ask jay for some tips on getting her pregnant
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Re: Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2009, 02:23:02 AM »

say what i say when my gf says she wants a baby....."search craigslist"

you can find anything on that damn site  :yes:
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Re: Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2009, 12:33:18 PM »

Yeah, most of us marry because of the keep a nigga baby. You did that shit willingly.  :?:


wait, you guys fell for the keep a nigga baby?   



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Re: Jeff did you get your old lady knocked up yet?
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2009, 01:11:29 PM »

I went to summer school
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