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[lilpooh21186]

Going on a cruze in a week any tips on sneeking booze leaning tward the jack in the mouthwash bottle trick.

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[Urban Indian]

a cruze where? a ocean liner?

they check bags?

[t_cel_t]

i think he means on a plane? just fucking buy it there

[5thgenlx]

if you are flying, get a lot of 3oz bottles of anything, clean em out and fill em with whatever. if its more than 3.2oz, airports will confiscate them. as far as cruise ship goes, just buy a fifth as you're leaving ft lauderdale or wherever your ship is departing

[jagojon3]

On my last cruise they hardly even checked bags. You can get one of those plastic pouch bags and fill it up, stick it in your luggage.

[Urban Indian]

get a couple mini bottles of mouthwash

fill them with booze


stick them in your anus to avoid detection


avoid buildings with faulty wiring because you will be incinerated aswell as the items you have hidden in your anus

[highroller54]

I rock a baby stroller and a "sleaping" baby to most motorsport events, even though I gayed the fuck out of knox this year. Getting old sucks.

[Kenny Rogers]

We sent vodka in the costco size Listerine bottle (with blue + yellow food dye for authenticity) to a buddy in Afghanistan.  Actually, we sent him 5 of those huge jugs... he says they sell for almost $100 each over there, lol.

Just buy it from the port city and hide it deep in your luggage... easiest way 

[lilpooh21186]

a cruze where? a ocean liner?

they check bags?

going to bahamas carnival sensation they scan bags airport style. i think im gunna go mouthwash style. i will be buying it in coco beach fl and also id like to get some rum from nassau.

[biscuit]

if you are flying, get a lot of 3oz bottles of anything, clean em out and fill em with whatever. if its more than 3.2oz, airports will confiscate them. as far as cruise ship goes, just buy a fifth as you're leaving ft lauderdale or wherever your ship is departing

You only need to follow the 3.2 oz rule if you are carrying it on the plane.  Checked luggage can have larger liquid containers...

[buk9tp]

everclear in rubbing alcohol bottles ftw

[jagojon3]

a cruze where? a ocean liner?

they check bags?

going to bahamas carnival sensation they scan bags airport style. i think im gunna go mouthwash style. i will be buying it in coco beach fl and also id like to get some rum from nassau.

Just read the FAQs on some cruise forums, I found out a ton of info before I went including this question. Saved a ton of money and saved a lot of time on my vacation by reading ahead of time, of course this was my first cruise so there was a lot that I could learn.

I was on Carnival Glory, they didn't even scan our bigger luggage. I could have gotten away with putting bottles of liquor in there. I saw a ton of people with cases of beer too. I bought a few of these and filled them up because they are less succesptible to detection.

[salesmonkey]

id go all out. do your little mouthwash bottle trick along with some waterbottles/just putting them in luggage. then wear some baggy shorts and strap a fith of somthing in your inner leg or dangle it by some rope tied to your belt. that way you will have plenty. and if you get caught with one you will have backup.

[Robb]

Last time I went on a cruise, I brought a bottle of Malibu in my luggage (I forgot I put it there?) and found it on the last day of the cruise after already buying $80 worth in Nassau.  I said fuck it and shoved it all in my luggage.  Apparently I dont look suspicious because they didnt check me.  $80 worth of rum tax free. Fuck yeah.

"Sir you have any liquor to declare?" 
"Nope"
"Have a nice day sir."

Looked like they would check every old man that came through there.  I suspect that they think an old guy would sneak booze in before a young kid?  Where is the logic in that? 

[kgx]

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