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Sean Connery
« on: March 11, 2009, 01:50:47 PM »

Is a god damn PIMP.  I aspire to be a tenth of teh fucking gansta ass pimp sean connery is.

Barbra Walters interviews Sean Connery on smackin' bitches
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 01:53:48 PM »




Agreed.
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2009, 01:56:45 PM »

Goddamn right he is!!!

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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 01:59:11 PM »

i just wanted the rock the other night....


that one eyebrow lift.  classic
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2009, 02:05:23 PM »

He sounds so sophisticated while talking about slappin bitches.  he even has a proper way to administer a corrective merited slap.
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2009, 02:07:41 PM »

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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2009, 02:13:05 PM »

He sounds so sophisticated while talking about slappin bitches.  he even has a proper way to administer a corrective merited slap.

If you don't have a system worked out, that is when you find yourself in hot water.  You can't go slappin bitches on a whim... unless your system includes whims.
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2009, 02:21:59 PM »

Got dayum hes right.... Bitches just keep talking about the same shit. I dont care if hes right or wrong, he said that shit convincingly as hell. Now im like damn, maybe I should slap a bitch....

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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2009, 02:48:24 PM »

I am impressed.  :D
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2009, 02:58:32 PM »

I slap bitches daily, Its like my 3rd job

1  Towing cars
2  RHMT
3  Slapping bitches
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2009, 03:00:22 PM »

^^^^^

native american guy right there


from the slapahoe tribe!!!
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2009, 03:34:29 PM »

He's my new hero.
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2009, 03:58:15 PM »

My mom's related to him somehow, i dont know exactly how i'm gonna have to ask her. I personally dont like any of his roles(that i remember anyhow) but thats just my opinion
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2009, 04:00:47 PM »

Sean Connery is a fucking badass  :noel:
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2009, 04:11:35 PM »

just cause mr pimpastic himself rammed ur moms ass doesn't make then related
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2009, 04:28:00 PM »

just cause mr pimpastic himself rammed ur moms ass doesn't make then related

dang, awesome visuals over here thanks but my mom's into the dark meat.
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2009, 06:08:19 PM »

Yeah he is legit
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2009, 06:20:01 PM »

Sean Connery is the fucking man

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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2009, 06:53:06 PM »

Sean Connery or Chuck Norris?


Who would win?
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2009, 07:07:31 PM »

Sean Connery or Chuck Norris?


Who would win?

That cannot be determined due to all witnesses exploding from being in close proximity to so much awesomeness.
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2009, 07:08:40 PM »

who would you rather get raped by in prison?

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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2009, 07:10:47 PM »

who would you rather get raped by in prison?

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Connery... he clearly knows how to treat a bitch.
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2009, 07:11:24 PM »

yea, i will give you that one.  Norris would probably rip yuh a new one. 
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2009, 07:18:15 PM »

who would you rather get raped by in prison?

 :P

Connery... he clearly knows how to treat a bitch.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2009, 09:25:59 AM »

LOL!
Sean Connery or Chuck Norris?


Who would win?

An unstoppable force meets an immovable object. The universe would collapse upon itself.
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Re: Sean Connery
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2009, 10:07:32 AM »

god i remember this vid, its fucking awesome. too bad he didnt slap barbara
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