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blackoutmp5

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I just got Henried. NSFW
« on: October 20, 2009, 08:47:20 PM »

I was just sitting in my dorm room playing call of duty and a RA came by and told us there was free ice cream on the 8th floor. So I was just like, sure, why not? Well when I got up there, I got my ice cream and sit down and start talking to some bitches. And instantly I am interrupted by some assclown that ended up talking for 30 minutes about resumes. I was already sitting and couldn't leave. Its not like I had anything better to do, but damn, wasn't expecting to be bored to death.

In return for a shitty story, pr0n.










« Last Edit: October 20, 2009, 08:51:32 PM by blackoutmp5 »
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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2009, 08:55:44 PM »

I'm the type of person that would tell them I'm not interested or to go talk to someone else. If I don't want to hear you yap then I'm not gonna.
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Re: I just got Henried. NSFW
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2009, 08:56:22 PM »

Moral of the story: Nothing is free, and always assume anything will get you Henried.
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2009, 08:56:31 PM »

I'm the type of person that would tell them I'm not interested or to go talk to someone else. If I don't want to hear you yap then I'm not gonna.

+1.  You did not get Henried.  You are a little bitch with no balls
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2009, 08:58:35 PM »

Always answer the door in a towel with a shotgun in your left hand.  This is excellent deterrent for Jehovah's witnesses and salesmen.
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Re: I just got Henried. NSFW
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2009, 09:02:32 PM »

Jehovas aren't that bad, you just can't give them ANY reason to come back. If you say anything to them other than "I am not interested, please do not come back," they will repeat visit you. They aren't bad people, a bit weird to me, but just politely tell them not to come back and they won't.
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Re: I just got Henried. NSFW
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2009, 09:03:01 PM »

hmm, I don't remember where I got that pic from. I think it was from 4chan, but sorry for the repost!

I just don't like being mean when I know someone is taking time out of their day to spend time talking about shit they know no one wants to hear. Its just being polite, even if i hated sitting there. I didn't have anything else to do, and I got to talk to some bitches. It wasn't a complete fail, but close.
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2009, 09:17:02 PM »

Jehovas aren't that bad, you just can't give them ANY reason to come back. If you say anything to them other than "I am not interested, please do not come back," they will repeat visit you. They aren't bad people, a bit weird to me, but just politely tell them not to come back and they won't.

The last set that came to the door, I told them I worship "My Lord Satan" and asked them nicely to leave. 

That was a year ago, I can see their church from my front porch, and they haven't returned.
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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2009, 09:23:06 PM »

I just don't like being mean when I know someone is taking time out of their day to spend time talking about shit they know no one wants to hear. Its just being a pussy faggot

Did you ask him early on to pause for a second while you tucked your penis?

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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2009, 09:23:21 PM »

Jehovas aren't that bad, you just can't give them ANY reason to come back. If you say anything to them other than "I am not interested, please do not come back," they will repeat visit you. They aren't bad people, a bit weird to me, but just politely tell them not to come back and they won't.

The last set that came to the door, I told them I worship "My Lord Satan" and asked them nicely to leave. 

That was a year ago, I can see their church from my front porch, and they haven't returned.

lol, that works too.
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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 09:24:22 PM »

I just don't like being mean when I know someone is taking time out of their day to spend time talking about shit they know no one wants to hear. Its just being a pussy faggot

Did you ask him early on to pause for a second while you tucked your penis?

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Re: I just got Henried. NSFW
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2009, 07:32:13 PM »

BOOM
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2009, 07:47:31 PM »

Just tell a JW you're "disfellowshipped". They probably won't even say goodbye and walk away never to return again.
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2009, 07:58:38 PM »

Just tell a JW you're "disfellowshipped". They probably won't even say goodbye and walk away never to return again.

Disfellowshipped = former JW?  How exactly do you get kicked out?
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2009, 08:18:28 PM »

No, Danno offered me a buick in exchange for my 944 Turbo.  If thats not a scammer I dont know what is.













































I would have done it for a GN though.  :P
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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2009, 08:30:02 PM »

Paypal issue is fixed.  I just couldn't remember my acct shit.  All is well in Henry town.  Spiker will be Henried shortly
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Re: I just got Henried. NSFW
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2009, 10:18:37 PM »

Fuck.

I clicked on this fucking thread and guess what?

I just got Henried.
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Re: I just got Henried. NSFW
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2009, 10:21:49 PM »

Porn is weak , story is weak.

Why the fuck didn't you just get up. Be an asshole, it feels awesome.
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