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colt45

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if you dont know who your dad is...
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:05:46 AM »
... it just might be better that way

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1230439/Its-like-finding-Adolf-Hitler-father-Charles-Mansons-long-lost-son-tells-story.html

cliff's: dude tracks down long lost father, turns out to be charlie manson
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Re: if you dont know who your dad is...
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 03:17:16 AM »
Pretty fucked. What makes it worse is that Charles Manson raped his mom. Just, yikes.
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Re: if you dont know who your dad is...
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 03:19:17 AM »
Lulz. Thats what Gandhi loving hippies get for searching out the dark hidden past
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Re: if you dont know who your dad is...
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2009, 04:41:14 AM »
Quote from: Sinister on November 24, 2009, 03:17:16 AM
Pretty fucked. What makes it worse is that Charles Manson raped his mom. Just, yikes.

Makes a great case for Pro-Choice doesn't it??????

Damn tree hugging hippies......
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Re: if you dont know who your dad is...
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2009, 10:12:07 AM »
I've never met my dad and I look like a cross between John Goodman and Hugo Weaving.

My mother is such a whore.
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Re: if you dont know who your dad is...
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2009, 10:30:53 AM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on November 24, 2009, 10:12:07 AM
I've never met my dad and I look like a cross between John Goodman and Hugo Weaving.

My mother is such a whore.

I saw this dude at the SS office who looked like you.  He gave me a long dissertation about how Stephen Hawking is an idiot and a thief.

However, he had some Nicolas Cage hair going on, so I dunno how that works into him being your possible dad.
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Re: if you dont know who your dad is...
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2009, 10:42:19 AM »
On a related note, a recent chat with hatchboy:

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me: your wife is pregnant again
I tried my best, but I'm just not sure if the child is going to be white.

dumpedcivicsi: well hopefully hes not fat and balding and dreams of an accord
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Re: if you dont know who your dad is...
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2009, 02:04:12 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on November 24, 2009, 10:42:19 AM
On a related note, a recent chat with hatchboy:

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me: your wife is pregnant again
I tried my best, but I'm just not sure if the child is going to be white.

dumpedcivicsi: well hopefully hes not fat and balding and dreams of an accord
Completely frabricated indeed.
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Re: if you dont know who your dad is...
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 04:56:45 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on November 24, 2009, 10:12:07 AM
I've never met my dad and I look like a cross between John Goodman and Hugo Weaving.

My mother is such a whore.

She wasn't bad, I've had better.

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Re: if you dont know who your dad is...
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2009, 11:26:55 PM »
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Re: if you dont know who your dad is...
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2009, 12:02:14 AM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on November 24, 2009, 10:12:07 AM
I've never met my dad and I look like a cross between John Goodman and Hugo Weaving.

My mother is such a whore.

Its amazing how much we have in common. Well i got hair, lots of luscious thick hair, and besides the john goodman hugo weaving thing, and i met my dad, he was shot when i was real young.

ok, so my moms a whore like yours.
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Re: if you dont know who your dad is...
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2009, 04:59:32 AM »
Damn, I did get around when I was younger :)
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