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Your first post on The REAL HMT
« on: December 15, 2009, 11:25:07 AM »
Quote from: SDRAWKCAB on March 07, 2009, 03:04:00 AM

FIRST POST
LOL Abaz is a newbie.
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 11:27:45 AM »
Quote from: Teg2boo on March 06, 2009, 11:35:50 PM
Yep fucking nice work! I hope we can get back the old database...


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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 11:41:10 AM »
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 12:46:49 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on March 09, 2009, 01:57:02 AM
I tried to get her to give up dirt on Steve but she said he wasn't embarrassed by anything.  She promised to take embarrassing pictures, I told her to call me anytime.

Helloooooooooo, nurse!





How classy, I was apparently drunk and had just tried to phone sex Steve's wife.   :-\
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 02:51:21 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Quote from: 97Econobox on March 07, 2009, 06:00:24 PM
Fuck your mothers crusty vag.




ahhhhh, so nice.  I love this shit, no homo.

keepin it real  O0
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 03:58:46 PM »
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 04:04:13 PM »
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=177.msg2412#msg2412

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RHMT forever.

I remember when Rick took over Turbo Dodge. Now it's fucking add central and slow as fuck unless you are a paid supporting member.

Fuck that shit.
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 04:09:41 PM »
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 05:20:20 PM »
Quote from: dvst8r on March 06, 2009, 11:45:40 PM
Banned, within 15min of Rick pussy
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2009, 05:24:17 PM »
Quote from: widebody93 on March 07, 2009, 03:59:06 PM
Well here is my mufukin intro post. Went to dyno last night, 470whp/363ftlbs
Ross piston gave out. Determination from DMC(1)/Blundar/Rob at TPR is this
1. Fatigue
2. #4 lean from fuel rail delivery overlap of injector  Dave added 14% more fuel to this one cylinder
3. WEIRD

So here is the pictures
The motor

The #4 fucked

And removal of oil pan getting ready to pop the piston up through the block. D-Rail on the underside/Looks gay and it really does look gay, but you know why he and I are like that at the car now. 


Oh and FUCK YOU XENOFAGGOT
« Last Edit: December 15, 2009, 05:25:50 PM by widebody93 »
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2009, 05:37:44 PM »
Quote from: SecksyPeePee on July 31, 2009, 05:19:58 PM
Mr. Davis fabs, i had no idea. good stuff
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 fucking box started smoking and i saw a flame start up so i grabbed a bucket of water and splashed it on the breaker box.

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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2009, 06:07:43 PM »
Quote from: t_cel_t on March 07, 2009, 07:17:34 AM
niggger
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meat curtians
whore
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good to be back
that is all
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I think all cop cars need to have turbo. nbspnbsp Then they would understand the necessity of putting your foot down and how uncontrollable the urge is to fucking rail on that shit.

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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2009, 06:09:49 PM »
Quote from: Whitey on March 09, 2009, 10:07:08 PM
I finally found the Party. 



That is all.
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2009, 06:28:27 PM »
i was on point as always

Quote from: BoostedSchemes on March 07, 2009, 01:12:42 AM
This website is worse off than old hmt, just because sinister is a mod. Does any 12yo twat with no turbo get to be mod here?
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2009, 09:06:00 PM »
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2009, 09:11:09 PM »
Quote from: brine04 on March 07, 2009, 03:41:38 AM
Alright so I bought this piece of shit about a year ago and then drove it all summer before selling it to my buddy Pistol. He rocked it all winter and then put some daytons on it. Then we decided it needed an fmu setup cause we had most of the other shit lying around. It's a garrett t3 .42 .48 internal gate at 7lbs, obx fmu, pool hose, brake line oil feed, no intercooler, shitty ramhorn mani that 90dx found. Thanks to dvst8r for all the welding. So we took some time and threw this abortion together. Has some serious fuel problems but pulls decently when it works. Rocking it around town with no hood for now. Oh yeah it's the original d16 with 405,000 km's.

Before
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/P4060046.jpg
brought to you by whitetent performance
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Picture008.jpg
daytons with some nasty offset
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Picture009.jpg   
OG-fold curtesy of 90dx. it didn't fit anything in the ef chassis
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Picture005.jpg
Me and Pistol working our magic
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Picture013.jpg
gangster lean on the eg half rad
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Picture003.jpg
liberal use of zap straps
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Picture024.jpg
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Picture028.jpg
since we really splurged on the rest of the build why not t-bolts?
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Picture027.jpg   
feed inlet flange, the hole wasn't tapped like usual
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Image004.jpg
adapter plate from the box collector on the OG-fold
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Image005.jpg
yeah this piece of trash has a yellow top, go figure
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Picture019.jpg   
Boost gauge
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Image015.jpg
OBX fmu
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Image013.jpg
decided we should cut the pool hose a little shorter
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Picture021.jpg
money shot i guess
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/b-north/turbo%20hornet/Picture032.jpg

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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2009, 09:11:34 PM »
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Editied! For the new website



It's sunny where I am and the search still sucks, this is where I live.[quote/]
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2009, 09:11:56 PM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on March 06, 2009, 11:12:51 PM
3500 posts please... AND NO WIDEBODY :-*
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2009, 09:21:21 PM »
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2009, 09:27:17 PM »

Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on March 06, 2009, 11:12:51 PM
3500 posts please... AND NO WIDEBODY :-*

coincides with mine.

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Quote from: widebody93 on March 07, 2009, 04:07:37 PM
I SAID IT ALL ALONG THAT XENOFAGGOT ruined HMT. But I "HOPE" that I can contain myself from/against my drunken post habits.

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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2009, 09:54:07 PM »
Its kinda weird most of our first posts we are all drunk  O0


Quote from: 88dx on March 07, 2009, 06:32:02 AM
FUCK OOFF im fucked on keystone ICE. 2:30am hope u all die  :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2009, 10:54:31 PM »
Quote from: 88dx on December 15, 2009, 09:54:07 PM
Its kinda weird most of our first posts we are all drunk  O0


Quote from: 88dx on March 07, 2009, 06:32:02 AM
FUCK OOFF im fucked on keystone ICE. 2:30am hope u all die  :-* :-* :-*

We had to do something without HMT lol

It was too cold to work on our car outside, so we drank. :P
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2009, 12:10:19 AM »
Quote from: arsenio on December 11, 2009, 10:44:59 PM
god damn it. buy this shit.

I have already been banned 2 or 3 times.
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2009, 12:18:17 AM »
Quote from: ironcrx on March 27, 2009, 01:10:46 PM
I use Rotella T diesel oil in my z6

Once I get my turbo setup working ill switch over to Castrol 0W-30 European Formula Full Synthetic Motor Oil

And I still do  O0
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2009, 12:29:34 AM »
Quote from: arsenio on December 16, 2009, 12:10:19 AM
Quote from: arsenio on December 11, 2009, 10:44:59 PM
god damn it. buy this shit.

I have already been banned 2 or 3 times.

That blue sharpie pic you sent me is fucking disturbing.  You have WAY too much time on your hands.  Goddamn you.

Teh plastic fake spider was fucking cool. Shit looks real.  Thanks for that.
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2009, 12:32:58 AM »
Quote from: Robb on December 16, 2009, 12:29:34 AM
Quote from: arsenio on December 16, 2009, 12:10:19 AM
Quote from: arsenio on December 11, 2009, 10:44:59 PM
god damn it. buy this shit.

I have already been banned 2 or 3 times.

That blue sharpie pic you sent me is fucking disturbing.  You have WAY too much time on your hands.  Goddamn you.

Teh plastic fake spider was fucking cool. Shit looks real.  Thanks for that.

i bagged those  things up so long ago, i dont remember what i put in them.

post a pic of the pic. i didnt even realize i had drawn on the one i sent to jd.
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2009, 02:28:22 AM »
You don't autograph all of your pictures?
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2009, 02:57:57 AM »
Quote from: fearsomedan on March 08, 2009, 10:50:53 PM
aww shit, I found it. I was getting all depressed and shit over the changes on the old site.

I was ready to end it all. Jump in the pool, expel all the air out of my lungs so that i sink to the bottom, just sit there for a few seconds and then...... blackness, followed by the light at the end of the tunnel and my new home. A huge garage and a big box with all the tools and parts i would need to put together a big block chevy on boost and install it into a 2 door 80's caprice. Or I could be wrong and could of woke up in a toyota dealer flat rating, working weekends, taking orders from people who know less than me, sitting around watching all the other techs get handed all the good jobs that pay well, making just enough money to pay the bills, but not enough to build a fast car --------------------
------------------------------------ wait a minute-------------------------- that's my life now.
             Maybe i did jump into a watery grave and woke up in hell.     Dammit this sucks ass to mouth donkey dick     
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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2009, 05:02:00 AM »
Quote from: fysh on March 11, 2009, 11:42:47 AM
[Where the fuck] is the porn forum? You know thats the only reason I cruised HMT.

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Re: Your first post on The REAL HMT
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2009, 05:27:18 AM »
fuckin shit im am drunker than fucking everer
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