My cat comes when hes called like 80% of the time but my issue is when getting a cat its more luck of the draw. Dogs have Loyalty and can be trained easily. My cat is cool but is needy. Like if you sit down its like 4 minutes before hes in your lap. every. god. damn. time. Hes really chill with kids and Ive never ever seen him get pissed or hiss unless you step on his tail or something.
but hes dumb as a box of hammers. Fucker doesn't know how to pee or shit correctly. first off hes scared of his own shit. as soon as the turd departs his asshole he breaks into a full dead on sprint, Turds be damned. I wake up to find like a turd hanging out the litter box, or i hear his ass Doing hot laps through the living room at 2 am cause he just pooped. But the coup de gras, he never covers it. He poops in one spot and pees in one spot, climbs out THEN scratches on the carpet. so like 3 days into a nice clean litter box it smells like a giant ball of ammonia death.
I would easily take human life over this cat cause he is the most awesome cat ive ever owned but Jesus titty fucking Christ he emits the foulest odors i have ever smelled. I will NEVER own another one.
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