Topic: a joke... (Read 3453 times)

fysh · « **on:** March 28, 2009, 04:15:32 PM »

Three contractors were bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. The first contractor said, "I figure it'll cost about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The second contractor said, "I'll do it for $700, $300 material, $300 crew, $100 for me."

The third contractor leaned over and whispered, "$2700" The White House official ask him how he got that number. The contractor smiled and said,"$1000 for me, $1000 for you and we'll hire the second guy to fix the fence."

1slow91hf · « **Reply #1 on:** March 28, 2009, 04:18:14 PM »

and the sad part is the third guy will get the contract to do it

CSaddict · « **Reply #2 on:** March 28, 2009, 04:18:39 PM »

What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

The girl in my fucking trunk.

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #3 on:** March 28, 2009, 04:32:23 PM »

Quote from: 1slow91hf on March 28, 2009, 04:18:14 PM

and the sad part is the third guy will get the contract to do it

No shit

jeffsciv23 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 28, 2009, 04:32:40 PM »

hahahaha

g_shok · « **Reply #5 on:** March 28, 2009, 04:55:23 PM »

why did the little girl fall off the swing

she had no arms

Hotrodlincoln · « **Reply #6 on:** March 28, 2009, 05:05:52 PM »

What's the difference between nigger pussy, and a bowling ball?
You can eat a bowling ball if you have to.

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #7 on:** March 28, 2009, 05:27:22 PM »

I think this thread died after the first joke (funny but true). the rest are not really not funny at all

Loki · « **Reply #8 on:** March 28, 2009, 05:30:13 PM »

Quote from: g_shok on March 28, 2009, 04:55:23 PM

why did the little girl fall off the swing

she had no arms

Best one.

souron · « **Reply #9 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:04:13 PM »

Quote from: Conceptz-X on March 28, 2009, 05:27:22 PM

I think this thread died after the first joke (funny but true). the rest are not really not funny at all

not really not funny? does that mean they are funny?

i thought they were all pretty good so far

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #10 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:00:45 PM »

I didn't find them funny

QikEnuF · « **Reply #11 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:31:09 PM »

Quote from: Conceptz-X on March 28, 2009, 08:00:45 PM

I didn't find them funny

You are my least favorite member here as of late. wtf man

Conceptz-X · « **Reply #12 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:36:31 PM »

I just didn't find them funny, maybe I need to go get shit faced drunk and read them again

most likely my problem, havent even had a drink in about 6 months or so.

Henry · « **Reply #13 on:** March 29, 2009, 12:21:14 AM »

What do you call sweat on Dolly Parton's boobs? Mountain Dew! Yeah that's some OG elementary shit. I'm just warming up.
Ummm...Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's shoes? No, well neither has he! Waka waka waka! That's one you can insert any blind person in for Stevie Wonder...Ray Charles or you can also do Dolly Parton too!
Lets see what else I have....what's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The jew doesnt' scream when it's put in the oven! My daughter told me that one. lol.
What's the difference between a pizza and a negro? A pizza can feed a family! Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all night and be sure to tip your waitresses!