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**FART THREAD**
« on: January 27, 2010, 07:29:06 PM »
ok so post your farts throughout the day and rate them on a 1 to 10 scale with 10 being the worst....
i walked thru the office today and left a 8 on the fart scale as i walked out the back door..the girls faces in the office was priceless
« Last Edit: January 27, 2010, 07:37:17 PM by DRQPQUT »
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2010, 07:50:24 PM »
That wasnt a fart.. You smelt your own griz
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2010, 08:50:56 PM »
I'll have to get my gf to do the ratings. She doesn't appreciate dutch ovens.
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2010, 08:57:53 PM »
the wife says my farts mells like a deat rat that swallowed another dead rat
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2010, 09:05:18 PM »
Quote from: 1991civicsi on January 27, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
the wife says my farts mells like big foots dick


thats cool
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2010, 09:25:24 PM »
 12 I make my friends gag. If i have to poop in the middle of the day i go to my buddies shop, drop a dump and leave with out flushing. typicaly it clears the 2500 sqft shop for 30 min.
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2010, 09:27:27 PM »
I had some sort of 24-hour bug yesterday that woke me up a few times in the middle of the night to go spew at both ends.

Basically pissed out my ass, and the gas that followed was extreme.  Off the charts.
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2010, 10:55:19 PM »
One night the farts with my watery and grits-like shit a few days ago were strong enough to make me swear out loud.  5 minutes later when I passed by the mens locker room where I work it still smelt of rancid death.

I work at a hospital.

I had eaten the hospital chilli earlier that day
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2010, 11:52:24 PM »
I've farted and woken the wife up from a dead sleep. She ran from the room gagging and slept on the couch that day.

Non dutch oven.
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2010, 12:24:29 AM »
Quote from: Ntrain2k on January 27, 2010, 11:52:24 PM
I've farted and woken the wife up from a dead sleep. She ran from the room gagging and slept on the couch that day.
    ;D haha sick
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2010, 01:34:10 AM »
Im willing to bet not a single one of you is ready for me.....as sad as that is
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2010, 05:11:36 AM »
i have eaten nothing but vegan food and stoli+7up for the last 4 days. i'm ripe as fuck, i would be hard pressed to assign numerical value to it.
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2010, 07:28:19 AM »
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2010, 07:45:15 AM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on January 28, 2010, 07:28:19 AM
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Apparently fermented soy based products, judging from the ingredients.
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2010, 07:51:49 AM »
NIGGERS
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2010, 09:16:06 AM »
My farts smell like Hate and shame.
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2010, 09:58:20 AM »
I just crop dusted my buddy's office, he ran out with tears in his eyes.  9/10

I see a 10/10 as near instantaneous vomitting.
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2010, 01:09:24 PM »
Quote from: 97Econobox on January 28, 2010, 09:16:06 AM
My farts smell like Hate and shame.


Semen will do that to you id imagine
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2010, 01:57:00 PM »
Scared the new engineer away from my desk yesterday with a series of small 9's, damn i could barely stand myself, and anyone who's road tripped with me knows what i mean.
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2010, 02:48:17 PM »
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2010, 03:21:54 PM »
Quote from: j.h.christ on January 28, 2010, 05:11:36 AM
i have eaten nothing but vegan food and stoli+7up for the last 4 days. i'm ripe as fuck, i would be hard pressed to assign numerical value to it.
my wifes sister is a vegetarian its what promted me to start this thread!!!!! her ass puts out 8s constantly
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2010, 03:44:41 PM »
I was just in class and some kids breath smelled so bad I felt like vomiting.  Worse than any anal smell I've ever encountered.   It smelled like a million dead things rotting in his tonsils, perfumed with coffee and cigarette smoke.
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2010, 03:48:04 PM »
So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2010, 04:11:01 PM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on January 28, 2010, 03:48:04 PM
So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover

Quote from: Ntrain2k on January 28, 2010, 02:48:17 PM
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2010, 04:14:16 PM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on January 28, 2010, 07:28:19 AM
What the fuck is wrong with you?

gotta lose weight somehow.
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2010, 04:41:37 PM »
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on January 28, 2010, 03:48:04 PM
So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover

I can smell your gapped out anus all the way from ohio.
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2010, 05:10:44 PM »
Quote from: snm95ls on January 28, 2010, 04:11:01 PM
Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on January 28, 2010, 03:48:04 PM
So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover

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« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2010, 05:16:06 PM »
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Re: **FART THREAD**
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2010, 05:33:11 PM »
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