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Eggylshatch

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Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« on: February 09, 2010, 01:15:59 AM »

This isn't new, but I feel like a lot of you probably aren't up on the latest Shakira videos.  GOD DAMN.  She is so fucking sexy.  Theres a few weird parts in the video, and if you can't tolerate the music just mute it and put on your own, but I recommend just giving it a listen once.  My girlfriend showed me this video, so its probably one you could watch with your lady and you'd both enjoy, but for very different reasons.

Enough talking.

Shakira - She Wolf


Also, my girlfriend said she would do a threesome with Shakira and I, so if anyone has her contact info send me a pm.  quickly.
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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2010, 02:14:28 AM »

You just found out that she's sexy? Welcome back to 2000 lol
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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2010, 04:40:49 AM »

The dancing sucks, too much roboto jerking shit for me. Only thing that makes it "enjoyable" is a good male imagination. "I'd put my legs there and there, then ram it home til she cried...wait that next pose is even better..."
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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2010, 04:47:49 AM »

I can't stand her music but i've been jerking off to her look a likes for yrs
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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2010, 09:11:31 AM »

damn thats awesome, for some reason i thought she was a off colored chocolate bitch. never seen a music video and only heard one of her songs on the radio. the one that says shakira shakira something about a body like that(i have no clue what she says but thats what i remember). is that the same lady?
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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2010, 03:59:24 PM »

only good part for me camel toe at 53 sec  ;D

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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2010, 07:21:11 PM »

Passengers brother is a Male Model


He is the husband at the end of the video
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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2010, 08:05:51 PM »

did he tap that azzzz
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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2010, 08:14:01 PM »

Yeah that is my little brother at the end. I never asked him about it though, I think he is back visiting this week I'll try to remember to ask him about it.
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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2010, 10:01:48 PM »

ive already watched this a few times...Aroooooooooo
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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2010, 10:57:52 PM »

I'm going to fill my studio apartment with a cage for my girlfriend.  and then invite Shakira.  When she does that slow butt raise in the cage, I jizz in my pants.
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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2010, 11:37:43 PM »

I'm going to fill my studio apartment with a cage for my girlfriend.  and then invite Shakira.  When she does that slow butt raise in the cage, I jizz in my pants.

hahah ya, you could cage your gf up and then kidnap shakira
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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2010, 01:53:32 PM »

Also, my girlfriend said she would do a threesome with Shakira and I, so if anyone has her contact info send me a pm.  quickly.


I'm about to do a onesome with that video....let your girlfriend know she can join in if she wants. 
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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2010, 01:54:35 PM »

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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2010, 12:23:09 PM »

Eggy, you listen to Shakira? I knew you were a total faggot. You probably hang out with Johnny and listen to Lady Gaga and Britney too.  :?:
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Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2010, 01:35:38 PM »

The wifey and i have a Sex sammich clause in the marriage for Pink.  if we ever meet her we will attempt to make a sex sandwich with her.  The wifey understands that i will undoubtedly try to K-fed her ass so we can have monies too.

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