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Re: how do you respond to this....
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2010, 02:30:17 AM »

Oh sweet baby jesus. You got me on that one. I lulz at that.

Hard core filipinos don't wash their hands because the wash their assholes with soap and water after they shit!

If you had filipino friends, you would usually see a small bucket/big cup right next to the porcelain god.
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Re: how do you respond to this....
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2010, 02:37:13 AM »

I can't agree on the cup by the toilet, but my grand parents keep wet wipes at all times. Plus the plastic bowl thing they keep by the bed to piss in at night, then dump in the moring.

 Shits gross. I just use a 2liter Pepsi bottle.
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Re: how do you respond to this....
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2010, 02:53:34 AM »

If I can absolutely avoid touching anything with my hands (sleeve it, etc.) I don't wash my hands either. FUCK, it's my wang. Kill yourselves.
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Re: how do you respond to this....
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2010, 03:37:37 AM »

2liter bottles. I wouldn't even attempt it. Iz ur tutoy that small to fit in the neck of a bottle?

I use gatorade bottles while I'm on the freeway between calls.
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Re: how do you respond to this....
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2010, 08:16:54 AM »

I screw the tip of the bottle into my pee hole.

And true, its your own wang, but we are talking about number twos here. If you don't wash you hands after donging, you nasty.

 Unless you somehow balance a wad of toilet paper on the edge of the counter and drag your ass across it like a dog. If you can do that, sure, don't bother washing your hands.
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Re: how do you respond to this....
« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2010, 09:10:17 PM »

wait til he comes out of his stall and punch him in his fuckin mouth. no man needs to be talking to another man in the bathroom. fags and women do that.
dont talk to me if im holdin my dick or wipin my ass.
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