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Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« on: June 19, 2010, 03:21:03 PM »
So every time I get Pizza Hut pan pizza it gives me the royal flush. I haven't had any in months upon months, so ended up getting some last night. Made it through just fine and was out of sight out of mind. Then at 3:30 in the morning I awake to what feels like someone kicking me in the stomach. I jump up to head to the restroom and stumble and step on my dismantled 360 awaiting flashing.

Now having cut my finger wide open taking one apart before the sudden pain followed by the feel of nothing was a clue as to what happened. So as I get to restroom I look at my pinky toe and notice what looks like a mere scratch. As I reach down and touch it it proceeds to open up along the side down to the fucking bone. Then the blood begins to pour.

I wrapped it up in a good inch of toilet paper and proceed to evacuate my bowels. I head to the kitchen to grab some pepto and within that short period of time a nice over flow of was ready to be released again. This time it was like a chocolate pudding bomb went off inside the toilet.

So now my foot is sore as fuck today and a large part of my toe is being held on by a band-aid. Moral of this story is Pizza Hut is a hella lot cheaper than Colon Blow and also the leading cause of toe amputations. 
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2010, 04:52:23 PM »
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2010, 04:59:03 PM »
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2010, 04:59:22 PM »
They give ya' 10 for a reason...
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2010, 05:22:11 PM »
Thatll teach you to leave your toys on the floor.
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2010, 06:00:03 PM »
Thats why I buy little Caesars  :P

Or dominos if im feeling real classy.  Their new shit is actually quite good

Oh and post pics
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2010, 08:18:00 PM »
new dominos = papa johns rip off. true story
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2010, 08:36:11 PM »
Quote from: colt45 on June 19, 2010, 08:18:00 PM
new dominos = papa johns rip off. true story

But papa johns still tastes like shit  :mexi:
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2010, 07:05:16 PM »
Battery charger for camera came up missing so cell pic will have to suffice. It's cut all the way around/across and then on the side also (I stepped on the corner where two plates met) Yummmm, infection

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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2010, 08:30:50 PM »
That looks as if it smells bro. Put some duct tape on that.
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2010, 08:53:00 PM »
Soak it in iodine, and go ahead and take some antibiotics.
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2010, 08:53:26 PM »
As in, do so NOW, do not wait until later tonight or tomorrow.
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2010, 08:57:25 PM »
^ solid advice

a good triple antibiotic (neosporin) will do wonders
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2010, 09:01:10 PM »
Quote from: keelay on June 20, 2010, 08:57:25 PM
a good triple antibiotic (neosporin) will do wonders


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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2010, 09:24:23 PM »
hot water and betadyne (sp), soak that bitch. infectons on your feet are the worst.
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I think all cop cars need to have turbo. nbspnbsp Then they would understand the necessity of putting your foot down and how uncontrollable the urge is to fucking rail on that shit.

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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2010, 09:38:02 PM »
fish antibiotics are the best
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2010, 09:41:40 PM »
This is not the orient, not everything can be solved by raw fish.
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2010, 09:58:50 PM »
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 20, 2010, 09:38:02 PM
fish antibiotics are the best
who was testing animal drugs on themsevle? Iirc they had good results and was super cheap Jew
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2010, 03:14:53 AM »
i took fish amoxicylin for my last sinus infection. shits cheap as hell and has nothing to do with fish whatsoever.
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I think all cop cars need to have turbo. nbspnbsp Then they would understand the necessity of putting your foot down and how uncontrollable the urge is to fucking rail on that shit.

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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2010, 03:48:41 AM »
Looks infected.


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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2010, 08:32:01 AM »
Guys, Doug hasn't been on in two days.  I think he's passed away from complications associated with completely severing his cuticle.

RIP DOUG  :'(
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2010, 10:06:50 AM »
Quote from: Joseph Davis on June 23, 2010, 08:32:01 AM
Guys, Doug hasn't been on in two days.  I think he's passed away from complications associated with never turboing a car...

RIP DOUG  :'(

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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2010, 10:50:25 AM »
Last message I got from him was the picture posted above.

He is surely dead.

I'm going to pick up the GSR tomorrow and make it worthy.
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2010, 10:53:08 AM »
Quote from: dvst8r on June 23, 2010, 10:06:50 AM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on June 23, 2010, 08:32:01 AM
Guys, Doug hasn't been on in two days.  I think he's passed away from complications associated with never turboing a car...

RIP DOUG  :'(

Fixed for accuracy.

It can be looked at that way, as a boosted car is the only known cure for a severed cuticle.
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2010, 10:55:38 AM »
Quote from: Jorsher on June 23, 2010, 10:50:25 AM
Last message I got from him was the picture posted above.

He is surely dead.

I'm going to pick up the GSR tomorrow and make it worthy.

Good to see his death won't be in vein.
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2010, 11:09:26 AM »
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Re: Pizza Hut > Colon Blow
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2010, 02:37:51 PM »
That's just a scratch. Over dramatic pussy.
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