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[Stealthmode]

Things you'll need:

Tortillas
Eggs
Sausage
Cheese
Salsa Verde
Oil
*IMPORTANT NOTE* Don't ever get caught without your flower cup and the BC/DC.




Cook the sausage. I like sausage well done because even Buk would tell you that pigs are dirty animals. ::arab smiley::




Cook your eggs, and use the veg. oil with everything. I only had 3 eggs, so I put some beaters in there too. I don't know the difference.




Now look white people. The reason your tortillas crack and tear is because you have to heat them up before you try to roll shit up in them. Once they heat up, they'll be soft and doughy.




Ok, so everything is ready to be put together. Rock as much of that shit in there as possible, and then put the salsa verde on top. Substitute sriracha for you chink motherfuckers.




You're not done. Put some oil in the pan, and brown both sides of that bitch. This will give your tortilla just a tad of crunchy.




Now top that shit with more cheese and salsa, and fucken roust that thing.

[snm95ls]

Goddamn that sounds good.

I might have to make breakfast tomorrow...

 

[98vtec]

i dont think i have had enough time in the morning to even a bowl of cereal in like 6 months lol.

but damn that shit looks tasty.

[ApexSilver06MR]

steve actually went to the store to buy some tortillias huh...


he was bitching on the phone with me about how he had to settle for corn dogs..  good shit....  the good ole hmt back

[Budget_SI]

thats my kind of breakfast, now i just need a woman to cook it while I sleep off my hangover.

[Henry]

Breakfast sausage Steve? I thought you would at least of used chorizo for that for realz effect. I like to find the biggest fucking flour tortillas I can find cause corn is nice but I can't find corn bigger then the palm of my hand and even if you prep it right it doesn't have the strength to stay together.

[widebody93]

WHO's up for the runny shits, call STEVE

[jagojon3]

This looks as awesome as your other burrito write up where Derek puked or shit his pants or somethin afterwards. Post that shit up too  :yes:

[Stealthmode]

Jago, those were "American Burritos", and if I could access my old life on HMT, I'd find it.

[snm95ls]

Jago, those were "American Burritos", and if I could access my old life on HMT, I'd find it.

On bad weather days, American Burritos are 80% tradition, and 20% fun.
So if the weather looks like this, you know what to do.



First you need the ingredients: Flour tortillas, ground beef, chinese hot sauce (called red rooster by all Americans, but that's not the real name) and American cheese.



Cook meat. (no seasoning needed)



Add cheese and red rooster



Fold that bitch up American style



Bite it



Even American kids like em'.

Pics aren't there for some reason.

http://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33700&highlight=burritos

[DelSlow]

Dip in Bacardi and Diet Coke for flavor.

[Doug]

Westerners and that green as salsa. Looks good though. Some jalapenos and some onions would been good in there too.

[shadow]

that actually looks decent. way to go white boy. lol. that american burrito looked disgusting.