Stranger: hey
You: is for motherfucking horses
Stranger: lmao
You: straw is cheaper bitch
Stranger: hey i ride horses
Stranger: so stfu
You: and grass is god damn free
Stranger: and they need more than grass
You: buy a shitty barn and get all fuckin three
Stranger: exactly
You: by "ride" you mean you have sex with them?
Stranger: yeh of course
Stranger: no fucktad
Stranger: *fucktard
Stranger: like as a sport
You: This site seems to attract people with that line of reasoning
Stranger: lo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im not a sicko like tht
You: so the horse does all the work, and you sit on it. wouldn't that make you a spectator?
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: im done arguing w people
Stranger: about it
Stranger: its a god damn sport
Stranger: so how bout it try it b4 u judge
You: because a horse headbutted me when I was 9
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thts really funny
You: knocked me out for like 5 minutes
Stranger: aw
Stranger: im sry
You: fucker snuck up behind me and WHAM
Stranger: haha
You: I didnt even know what the hell happened til someone told me
Stranger: haha
You: ITS NOT FUNNY
You: horses are powerful animals
Stranger: prob not wn it happened
Stranger: ya think
Stranger: thts wat makesit a difficult sport
You: horse wrestling?
Stranger: no
Stranger: horse back riding
You: just sitting on it?
Stranger: no
Stranger: go look at videos
You: thats like saying driving a car is a sport
Stranger: its harder than u think
Stranger: no
Stranger: its way diferent
You: I flew in a commercial airplane competitively in college
Stranger: haha very funn
Stranger: funny
Stranger: tht wud actually b funny
You: so you're a chick right?
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: ur a dude
You: knew it
Stranger: im guesing
Stranger: hey i know guys tht ride
You: gay ones maybe
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: but ur a dude right?
You: I'm words on a screen
Stranger: parson
Stranger: pardon*
You: I think women are so fascinated by horses because of how powerful they are
Stranger: haha
You: And that they have HUGE penis's
Stranger: very funny
You: Women want a man who is as strong as a horse with a horse cock
You: It's all very freudian
Stranger: yehhh
Stranger: of course
You: Seriously, your horse is male
Stranger: nope
Stranger: female
Stranger: my last two horses were male tho
You: So you saw their dicks
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: i had to clean them
Stranger: and they r called sheaths
Stranger: thank u very much
You: so you even touched their dicks
Stranger: oh shut up
You: did you enjoy it?
Stranger: yeh my one horse had cancer in it and we had to put him down
Stranger: o yeh its a blast...no it sucks
You: Dick cancer? holy shit
Stranger: yeh
Stranger:
You: I'm sorry for your loss, what a way to go
Stranger: lol
Stranger: haha thanks
Stranger: yeh it prb sucked
You: probably?! motherfuckin horse got CANCER on his DICK and you killed him for it.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: he was better off
You: dead?
Stranger: it was the humane thing to do
You: I'd rather be alive with dick cancer than dead
Stranger: no
Stranger: he wud have died neways
Stranger: and he was sufering
You: the humane thing to do would be to give him a handjob every now and then
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: no
Stranger: he was a gelding
Stranger: not a stallion
You: poor guy lives his whole life without busting a nut once, and you wonder why he gets dick cancer
Stranger: haha
You: you gotta flush out the pipes every now and again
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well
Stranger: there were lots of other ladies
You: o well, lesson learned
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thts not y he got cancer
You: how do you know?
Stranger: well
You: did he EVER get to bust a nut?
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: but im pretty sure
Stranger: idk
Stranger: i didnt have him his whole life
Stranger: and i wasnt watching him 24/7
You: While he was with you then
Stranger: not i nver saw him
You: O what you think he's gonna rub one out? You do know horses have HOOVES right?
Stranger: yehs
Stranger: im not stupid lol
You: and no opposable thumbs, that would be the worst handjob ever
Stranger: horses cant masterbate
Stranger: lmao
You: Exactly my point
Stranger: well he was perfectly happy
Stranger: being sex free
Stranger: w/e
Stranger: lol
Stranger: r u done insulting my dead horse yet
You: here this poor dumb animal just sits around, got a HUGE dick and can't even reach it. You come along, and instead of jerking him off, you jump on his back and ride him around
You: no im not done
Stranger: haha
You: its damn near animal cruelty
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: w/e
Stranger: im done arguing
Stranger: ur right im an animal abuser
Stranger: kill me now
Stranger: send me to jail
Stranger: never let horses come in contact w pepl agian
You: The only way to redeem yourself is to go down to the local stable and jack off every horse there
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: no thanks
You: You might consider swallowing
You: for your transgressions
Stranger: haha
Stranger: id rather not
Stranger: how bout u do it for me since u wud seem to enjoy it more
You: Ya you'd rather not, and poor old Gelding would rather not die from dick cancer, caused by his sperm backing up so badly, they mutated into DICK CANCER!
You: you are heartless
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: im a total bitch
Stranger: r u having fun
You: When you die, I hope Jesus makes you Geldings eternal handjob slave in the sky. You'll fly around on his beautiful cloud getting soaked in his sperm for all eternity
You: no, I'm not
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: then stop
Stranger: haha
You: This is a serious problem
You: you need to take it seriously
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: im not obviusly
Stranger: u need to chill
Stranger: go smoke something to calm u donw
You: GELDING DIED BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO FUCKING BUSY RIDING AROUND RUBBING YOUR CLIT ON A SADDLE HORN TO TAKE 10 MINUTES TO JACK HIM OFF ONCE IN A WHILE
You: I DONT NEED TO CALM DOWN
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: u do
Stranger: y am i still talking w u lol
Stranger: im never gunna talk w u agina
You: Because you feel guilty about gelding
Stranger: and this is what ur saying
You: and you know I'm right
Stranger: haha suree
Stranger: lol
Stranger: leme guese...ur about 15-16
You: O, laugh it up, it's real funny
Stranger: years old
You: I don't need to be a certain age to know when it's appropriate to stroke horse sheath
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so ur 14
Stranger: 13
Stranger: 12
Stranger: 11
You: what is this a fucking countdown
Stranger: im guesing ur age
Stranger: dumbass
You: did you contdown before you shot poor gelding in the fucking head?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ur histerical
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: u shud b a comedian
You: fuck you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u wud like tht wouldnt u
You: O, you wanna cyber?
Stranger: no
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: im jk
Stranger: evr heard of sarcasm
You: ya, so that was a sarcastic no?
You: so you do wanna cyber
Stranger: no
Stranger: fuck u
You: Now I know how Gelding felt
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