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Evan

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FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« on: May 14, 2009, 05:00:45 AM »
so i lurk stickam every once in awhile and i got in to this room with this HOT ass chick right. just as she closes the room she says shes going to flash right? but she wants everyone with out cameras to LEAVE. i didn't have a cam so she kicked me but i added her and we got to talking. she gets on her msn after she took her top off and well starts doing a private show and i am talking the whole nine yards. and me being the dude i am  print screen is about to come in handy. well i wasnt paying attention and RIGHT when she is taking it all off she STOPS and puts it all back on. i went to go take a leak and come back and her shirts on. she accuses me of SCREEN SHOTTING i was like WTFFF???.

i didnt screen shot till like 3 mins before ( i was waiting for the best time)

so my question to you all is


CAN SHE FUCKING TELL THAT I WAS SCREEN SHOTTING OR WAS SHE JUST A FUCKING TEASE?

this bitch was a 10 out of 10!!!!
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2009, 05:43:56 AM »
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2009, 08:04:15 AM »
There is no way for her to KNOW you were screen shooting. Maybe the lack of conversation while you were ...ummm....."taking a leak" made her think that.
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2009, 08:58:48 AM »
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2009, 09:35:45 AM »
So that bitch is a 10 out of 10?    :o  I don't think so......   Poorly played sir....
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2009, 10:46:53 AM »
I wish I had 4 hands, So I can give that bitch 4 thumbs down.
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2009, 11:00:09 AM »
LOL 4 thumbs down



i know pistols old lady looks like that. And shes a fine little high school girl
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2009, 11:39:30 AM »
5/10 at best. sweet eyebrows ching pow
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2009, 11:53:30 AM »
Just tell her you were wackin it.

and where the fuck do you go to chat with skanks without paying?
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2009, 12:11:08 PM »
Quote from: MantisX on May 14, 2009, 10:46:53 AM
I wish I had 4 hands, So I can give that bitch 4 thumbs down.

or so you could punch evan in the face 4 times in the face all at once.
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2009, 01:57:08 PM »
Quote from: Lowerit on May 14, 2009, 11:53:30 AM
Just tell her you were wackin it.

and where the fuck do you go to chat with skanks without paying?

Quote from: Evan on May 14, 2009, 05:00:45 AM
so i lurk stickam


or try cam4 for free web whores.
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2009, 02:15:27 PM »
Quote from: shadow on May 14, 2009, 01:57:08 PM
Quote from: Lowerit on May 14, 2009, 11:53:30 AM
Just tell her you were wackin it.

and where the fuck do you go to chat with skanks without paying?

Quote from: Evan on May 14, 2009, 05:00:45 AM
so i lurk stickam


or try cam4 for free web whores.

Nice  ;D
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2009, 02:24:19 PM »
I like how the girl is okay with showing some perfect stranger her breasts, but god forbid if you capture the moment.
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2009, 02:26:13 PM »
and fuck screen shots, looks for something called replay video capture  :noel:
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2009, 02:59:14 PM »
4-6 out of 10, and i like slant eyes.  You round eyes just look for the slanty-est bitch and think shes top of the world, hell nah nigga, gotsa find you a nice americanized bitch, not no JDM FGTJ hairy poonaner biznatch, get yo shit strizaight biznatch.
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2009, 03:00:23 PM »
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2009, 04:09:16 PM »
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2009, 04:21:47 PM »
haha, i dunno bout you guys but im coo offa flossin my teeth with hair while using vaginal secretion as lube.
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Re: FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2009, 04:23:15 PM »
Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on May 14, 2009, 04:21:47 PM
haha, i dunno bout you guys but im coo offa flossin my teeth with hair while using vaginal secretion as lube.

tru dat!!!
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