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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 12:59:50 AM »

don't give 2 shits since i don't smoke weed. i grew up and do coke like an adult
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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 01:11:47 AM »

  I don't smoke that shit anymore, but I fully support everything the guy is doing, because if tomorrow I decided that's what I wanted to do, nobody should have a say in the matter unless I'm intruding on what others want to do.
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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 01:13:58 AM »

  I don't smoke that shit anymore, but I fully support everything the guy is doing, because if tomorrow I decided that's what I wanted to do, nobody should have a say in the matter unless I'm intruding on what others want to do.

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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 01:17:03 AM »

Man, I don't give a shit about growing pot but I made it through the first two videos because it's pretty apparent he isn't bullshitting.  I like good info, regardless of the topic, and you don;t often hear anything good from either moronic cops or moronic pot smokers.

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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 01:29:38 AM »


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I'm already President, the decider, and eventual dictator of monkey love.
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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2009, 03:35:28 AM »

Anyone who has been around the block a few times knows these things......

 :noel:


You know the ultimate tool in the war on marijuana?

Employee drug testing.

Now i say marijuana because it can stay in your system for up to a month if youre a heavy/regular smoker. 

I was nervous about taking my gf's hydrocodone after fucking up my back and knee at the skatepark a few weeks ago.  Then i looked up trusty erowid and found out it stays in your system for 3 days and the best part about it is, it DOES NOT BREAK DOWN INTO MORPHINE which most drug tests look for.  Hmm.  So i wondered what else drug tests could dectect, how, for how long after dosage......etc.  From what i was reading, marijauna is the undisputed heavy hitter when it comes to drug testing.

So it's ok to pop pain killers, do cocaine, heroin and crystal meth when your work week ends and come back in clean as a whistle.   

I dont care what anyone says.  You can't beat a piss test unless your employer is cheap and gets the "at home" piss test over the counter at your local cvs.  Most piss tests check temperature, physiology, and a long list of chemicals and compounds that SHOULD be in your urine an in what quantity.   Drinking a shitload of water=fail.  Masking does not work.   

You can't count on someone to give you their piss if you walk into work, clock in and 5 minutes later you are asked to fill out your paperwork and ride (not drive yourself, RIDE, SUPERVISED) to take a piss in a cup.



No wonder people fucking hate America.   It's not just weed, it's all the pointless troublesome shit we as citizens have to put up with over MONEY AND POWER.

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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2009, 05:36:24 AM »

You know nothing about passing drug tests.
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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2009, 05:56:52 AM »


I dont care what anyone says.  You can't beat a piss test unless your employer is cheap and gets the "at home" piss test over the counter at your local cvs.  Most piss tests check temperature, physiology, and a long list of chemicals and compounds that SHOULD be in your urine an in what quantity.   Drinking a shitload of water=fail.  Masking does not work.   

You can't count on someone to give you their piss if you walk into work, clock in and 5 minutes later you are asked to fill out your paperwork and ride (not drive yourself, RIDE, SUPERVISED) to take a piss in a cup.


#1     I pissed for a co-worker everyday for 4 months, if you are a dedicated junkie, you don't mind carrying piss with you. If that thought grosses you out, buy some synthetic urine. contains all the shit that piss should, but its not piss. just keep it close to your body, preferably a place that generates alot of body heat. inner thigh was my favorite.

#2     the last drug test i "beat" was with a elmers glue bottle of piss, that was strapped to my leg for over 3 hours. the key is insulation. held tight against the body for heat transfer, then insulated from dissapating that heat. a cut up piece of a thermal under shirt did the trick for me.

#3    I haven't smoked in almost a year. I have moved on to bigger and better things, that only stay in your system for 3 days tops. go to any doc in a box joint, claim joint pain (lower back works good), and get a vicodin or lortab scipt. then i get trashed on my o.c. and even if i do get tested, i have a script for opiates.

#4    I have only had 3 supervised piss tests in my life. one for the military, and 2 when i was a corrections officer. the last 2 i was dirty as fuck, but had a script for vicodin :)   i have never heard of anyone taking you to a piss test that was unsupervised. and really, how many people work for a company that will shell out the money and resources for supervised piss tests?

#5     IF you have to piss, supervised (without a fake dick, yes they make fake dicks with a bladder), or aren't prepared for the test, RESIGN!!! you can get your job back quicker with a resigantion, than with a failed piss test. plus that cant look good to the next possible employer, even though its illegal for a past employer to say anything more than "we WOULD hire them back, or we WOULD NOT hire them back" they CANNOT tell a prospective employer why you were terminated without your consent. even though it happens all the time, its illegal and IT HAPPENS ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!

rules:

dont go to work fucked up.

if you get injured at work, and you have insurance, go to the doc after work, and dont claim it as a work related injury. workers comp requires piss tests. if you dont have insurance, whats cheaper, a bill from the doc in a box, or the loss of your job?

dont let people you work with know your business. narcs and kiss asses are looking for a reason/way to climb the totem pole

dont let your drug show in any aspect of your life. dont cover your fucking facebook/myspace/twitter with bullshit talking about how trashed you are. im sure many people have co-workers on their friends list, and others that aren't close enough of friends to be trusted with that information. dont talk about drugs to anyone at work.

BE SMART
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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2009, 10:23:18 AM »

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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2009, 11:01:53 AM »



BE SMART

if you were smart would you not stay away from drugs all together?
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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2009, 11:07:43 AM »

Obama administration has already told the DEA to lay off legal dispensaries. Its becoming more of a state regulated affair and the federal governtment is making progress in honoring those state ordinances. These videos are irrelevant if your state approves of legal growing. This was an article in last months rolling stone.

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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2009, 11:28:11 AM »

Its not irreverent. Just because your a legal grower doesn't mean your neighbor might tell someone that will rob you. You can pick up privacy tips, the tricks the cops use, and more. This will also teach you how exactly to talk to cops (or not).

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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2009, 12:38:15 PM »

Seen it before, but thanks for reminding me to get the disc so I can rip/share it.

Synthetic urine works, always, for piss tests that aren't monitored.

if you were smart would you not stay away from drugs all together?

It's possible to be both.  I've seen enough stupid fucks that are drug free (usually the easily-swayed religious types), enough drug-using stupid fucks, enough drug-free smart fucks, and enough drug-using 4.0GPA Ivy League fucks that could macguyver a nuke out of a squirrel and fleshlight to know the two traits aren't related...

It's a good video to watch.
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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2009, 12:49:16 AM »

Part 5


at 2:00



Fuckin awesome


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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2009, 05:41:18 AM »

if you have a search warrant, here are my hands, kick the door in!

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Re: MMJ Growers - Never get Busted Again, Video.
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2009, 05:52:49 AM »

His wife is  :o :o :o ;D
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