I dont care what anyone says. You can't beat a piss test unless your employer is cheap and gets the "at home" piss test over the counter at your local cvs. Most piss tests check temperature, physiology, and a long list of chemicals and compounds that SHOULD be in your urine an in what quantity. Drinking a shitload of water=fail. Masking does not work.
You can't count on someone to give you their piss if you walk into work, clock in and 5 minutes later you are asked to fill out your paperwork and ride (not drive yourself, RIDE, SUPERVISED) to take a piss in a cup.
#1 I pissed for a co-worker everyday for 4 months, if you are a dedicated junkie, you don't mind carrying piss with you. If that thought grosses you out, buy some synthetic urine. contains all the shit that piss should, but its not piss. just keep it close to your body, preferably a place that generates alot of body heat. inner thigh was my favorite.
#2 the last drug test i "beat" was with a elmers glue bottle of piss, that was strapped to my leg for over 3 hours. the key is insulation. held tight against the body for heat transfer, then insulated from dissapating that heat. a cut up piece of a thermal under shirt did the trick for me.
#3 I haven't smoked in almost a year. I have moved on to bigger and better things, that only stay in your system for 3 days tops. go to any doc in a box joint, claim joint pain (lower back works good), and get a vicodin or lortab scipt. then i get trashed on my o.c. and even if i do get tested, i have a script for opiates.
#4 I have only had 3 supervised piss tests in my life. one for the military, and 2 when i was a corrections officer. the last 2 i was dirty as fuck, but had a script for vicodin
i have never heard of anyone taking you to a piss test that was unsupervised. and really, how many people work for a company that will shell out the money and resources for supervised piss tests?
#5 IF you have to piss, supervised (without a fake dick, yes they make fake dicks with a bladder), or aren't prepared for the test, RESIGN!!! you can get your job back quicker with a resigantion, than with a failed piss test. plus that cant look good to the next possible employer, even though its illegal for a past employer to say anything more than "we WOULD hire them back, or we WOULD NOT hire them back" they CANNOT tell a prospective employer why you were terminated without your consent. even though it happens all the time, its illegal and IT HAPPENS ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!
rules:
dont go to work fucked up.
if you get injured at work, and you have insurance, go to the doc after work, and dont claim it as a work related injury. workers comp requires piss tests. if you dont have insurance, whats cheaper, a bill from the doc in a box, or the loss of your job?
dont let people you work with know your business. narcs and kiss asses are looking for a reason/way to climb the totem pole
dont let your drug show in any aspect of your life. dont cover your fucking facebook/myspace/twitter with bullshit talking about how trashed you are. im sure many people have co-workers on their friends list, and others that aren't close enough of friends to be trusted with that information. dont talk about drugs to anyone at work.
BE SMART