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Author Topic: the N/A mike works too hard at not working at a job to get a job thread  (Read 8513 times)

Sinister

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i have 2 running cars and a family, and my family lives with my mom  :-*
all i need is food and shelter. nothing else as long as johnny provides all that for me i'll be happy.


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sad thing is, your right. id bet money you are still drawing unemployment.
i have never received one cent of unemployment.
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Yeah get your shit straight Frank, you have to work before you can get unemployment.

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Johnny bliss'#039#039s mom really worked my choda yesterday, I wont be able to ride my bike for a week

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Don;t you have any training or did you just step out of high school into the real world?
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Must be nice to be at the beach while the wife takes the kids for some on the job training at the whore house.

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headline: Pizza boy to Unemployed Father "Get a Job". Complete story at 10.
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+1 or whoring out wife to make enough money to take the fam out for some class A white trash dinner at McDonalds
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Wasn't this the dumb ass on OHMT who made the thread about calling the restaurant he worked out to make fake reservations? If so karma is a bitch, and I see why the boss was an ass to you you worthless shit.

+1 or whoring out wife to make enough money to take the fam out for some class A white trash dinner at McDonalds

Might as well get paid for something she does daily anyways. It's going to be funny when she finds someone worth a shit and leaves his sorry ass. Then his kids start calling  John Doe daddy and stop coming around.

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No, that was someone else.

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The fake reservations guy was the guy with the corolla and gangster gma.  I forget his name.
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The fake reservations guy was the guy with the corolla and gangster gma.  I forget his name.

ah, the one where his grandma was smoking weed and flicking off the camera? he had an ae86 or something of the sort. I forget his name too.
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yea but he was tight cuz he posted pics of his ex bitch and she was a hot asian
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He was also tight because he was a cool dude.


No offense michael.

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well i guess none of us know you then
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Wasn't this the dumb ass on OHMT who made the thread about calling the restaurant he worked out to make fake reservations? If so karma is a bitch, and I see why the boss was an ass to you you worthless shit.
dumb ass
don't be afraid to research your info before you post stupid shit like this.
i'm starting to think you guys don't do any research at all...
just spew out random shit and think you are cool.



I was banned on OHMT and have no desire to return to even search that aids infestation.

He was also tight because he was a cool dude.


No offense michael.
i'm a cool dude, just to people that know me.

Yeah to your fellow welfare beach bums.

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Wasn't this the dumb ass on OHMT who made the thread about calling the restaurant he worked out to make fake reservations? If so karma is a bitch, and I see why the boss was an ass to you you worthless shit.
dumb ass
don't be afraid to research your info before you post stupid shit like this.
i'm starting to think you guys don't do any research at all...
just spew out random shit and think you are cool.




I was banned on OHMT and have no desire to return to even search that aids infestation.

He was also tight because he was a cool dude.


No offense michael.
i'm a cool dude, just to people that know me.

Yeah to your fellow welfare beach bums.
to be honest i don't know anyone on welfare.

i so doubt that
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Wasn't this the dumb ass on OHMT who made the thread about calling the restaurant he worked out to make fake reservations? If so karma is a bitch, and I see why the boss was an ass to you you worthless shit.
dumb ass
don't be afraid to research your info before you post stupid shit like this.
i'm starting to think you guys don't do any research at all...
just spew out random shit and think you are cool.




I was banned on OHMT and have no desire to return to even search that aids infestation.

He was also tight because he was a cool dude.


No offense michael.
i'm a cool dude, just to people that know me.

Yeah to your fellow welfare beach bums.
to be honest i don't know anyone on welfare.

i so doubt that
what did it say before sinister changed it?

and most of my friends are very successful, making lots of money. however they aren't as happy as my family

poor people are the only ones who claim money doesnt buy happiness. its because they dont have any.
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Corey's got a point.  Nothing makes me happier than rubbing $100 bills on my nipples after a hard day's work.

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poor people are the only ones who claim money doesnt buy happiness. its because they dont have any.

so true

That's like ugly people only say "it's what's on the inside that counts."

I enjoy money, and enjoy spending it.

I'm sad when I'm broke. :'(
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actually i think it's the other way around.
people with money don't realize that money can buy happiness, while poor people know how happy a $20 would make them



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what did it say before sinister changed it?

Said the same thing, it's just the fact of the matter that turbob16hatch sucks at knowing where to type when he quotes someone; instead of putting it in the bottom he stuck it somewhere in the middle of everything.
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Yeah, why are you trying to make everyone look perfect compared to michael?  That's biased as hell dude.  Michael getting welfare is fine with me - it's pretty obvious he's not getting a lot, and Johnny confided to me in PM that he intended to work overtime from now on so michael and his family are taken care of.

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I just took a huge shit and now I feel a lot better.
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I just took a huge shit and now I feel a lot better.

so u dropped a n/a michael....
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I just took a huge shit and now I feel a lot better.

so u dropped a n/a michael....

and then he wiped his johnny
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