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Ricky101

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hitting on women
« on: August 15, 2009, 03:12:03 PM »
.. so today @ the bank a cute teller is helping me.. and i say..nice ring..she starts blabbering about it.. she starts saying sum shit about how she is 27..and she has no man.. im like thinking.."damn.. desperate..... perfect".. so i say "so what do u got goin on tonite"./ she is like i dunno..so anyways.. long story short.. i got her number.. but now the question is.. should i fuck her in the ass first or pussy??.. or mouth??
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chris

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Re: hitting on women
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2009, 03:45:06 PM »
Im all for hitting women
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Re: hitting on women
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2009, 03:47:37 PM »
Quote from: chris M on August 15, 2009, 03:45:06 PM
Im all for hitting women
Nothing like pounding on a submissive female.
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widebody93

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Re: hitting on women
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2009, 06:19:33 PM »
Shove it in her ASS and call her a different name.
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Re: hitting on women
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2009, 06:38:39 PM »
pics or it didnt happen
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Colin

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Re: hitting on women
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2009, 06:47:01 PM »
Was she eating a banana?
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Re: hitting on women
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2009, 07:01:52 PM »
this is the order to proceed
mouth
pussy
ass
pussy
ass
then bust one right down her whorish throat and have her tell you thanks  :-*
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Re: hitting on women
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2009, 08:24:32 PM »
Quote from: Colin on August 15, 2009, 06:47:01 PM
Was she eating a banana?

haha, I remember that. Damn perv  :-*
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Re: hitting on women
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2009, 08:44:09 PM »
wow, sounds pretty desperate, ide say she will be shoveing it in her mouth by time you finish your first beer. then proceed to the vag then ass and finish in her mouth


take pics

ok
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Re: hitting on women
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2009, 09:01:03 PM »
Quote from: jeffsciv23 on August 15, 2009, 08:44:09 PM
wow, sounds pretty desperate, ide say she will be shoveing it in her mouth by time you finish your first beer. then proceed to the vag then ass and finish in her mouth


take pics

ok

+1 picts of her not you. ;D
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chris

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« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2009, 09:03:44 PM »
Im guessing she likes black guys.
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« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2009, 09:31:13 PM »
Quote from: chris M on August 15, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
Im guessing she likes black guys.

don't know many chicks into bestiality
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Re: hitting on women
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2009, 09:41:51 PM »
You'd be surprised how many hot chicks wear false wedding rings. I'll always work it into the conversation as soon as they feel comfortable enough with me. Most do it so ppl like ricky won't be begging for their number. :P

But yeah, 27 no man, mouth first. If she chokes on the first load, you know she's desperate.


BTW women love getting hit. I know more women who get abused and crawl back than women that will walk away or hit back combined.
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Re: hitting on women
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2009, 12:42:48 AM »
Quote from: HiProfile on August 15, 2009, 09:41:51 PM
BTW women love getting hit. I know more women who get abused and crawl back than women that will walk away or hit back combined.

really?
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Re: hitting on women
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2009, 12:57:28 AM »
In the mouth first, then ass.  Skip the pussy all together.  Shes looking at your bank account so have dirt on her first before you fuck things up since we all know your going to fuck it up.
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Re: hitting on women
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2009, 02:50:05 AM »
lol... she was @ work..but i invited her out for a banana split tmrw..  :mexi: .. anyways..i think ima date her for 3 months before asking her to move in with me....
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« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2009, 04:35:17 AM »
what will you name the kids? and have you already figured out how to not pay child support?  Ask JD for help in the area, hes the experienced professional
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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2009, 12:58:59 PM »
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