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Porsche Owner Owned
« on: March 18, 2009, 07:21:58 PM »

http://www.mycentraljersey.com/article/20090318/NEWS/90318017

this idiot takes his 08 911 turbo to circuit city to get a stereo installed. $50k worth of hilarity ensues
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2009, 07:25:13 PM »

lmfao. probably some 18 year old kid was trying to do madd driftzz yo!!
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2009, 07:35:34 PM »

What a wanker.  Its a $135K car new, and the longblock with wiring harness is $35K.  Bullshit on $50k damage by hitting a curb.

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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2009, 07:39:24 PM »

"The Circuit City store closed earlier this month after its parent company filed for bankruptcy."

Hum...
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2009, 07:44:39 PM »

What a wanker.  Its a $135K car new, and the longblock with wiring harness is $35K.  Bullshit on $50k damage by hitting a curb.



said it lowered the value 50k, which i guess is believable if the "accident" comes up on a carfax. 
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2009, 08:23:29 PM »

What a wanker.  Its a $135K car new, and the longblock with wiring harness is $35K.  Bullshit on $50k damage by hitting a curb.



said it lowered the value 50k, which i guess is believable if the "accident" comes up on a carfax. 

Eh.  Its a water-cooled porsche.  It probably lost $50k in value the day he drove it off the lot. 

996 Twin Turbos are uber-cheap, you can get an 01 with less than 60k miles for sub-$48k prices. I fully intend on purchasing one within the next 3 years.
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2009, 08:27:01 PM »

What a wanker.  Its a $135K car new, and the longblock with wiring harness is $35K.  Bullshit on $50k damage by hitting a curb.



said it lowered the value 50k, which i guess is believable if the "accident" comes up on a carfax. 

Eh.  Its a water-cooled porsche.  It probably lost $50k in value the day he drove it off the lot. 

996 Twin Turbos are uber-cheap, you can get an 01 with less than 60k miles for sub-$48k prices. I fully intend on purchasing one within the next 3 years.
who cares? if i took my CRX to Circuit City for a stereo and they wrecked it, i would sue for at least $50k. i dont care if the car books at $1500, they shouldnt have drove it
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2009, 08:29:16 PM »

Wait who brings a $100k car to circuit city for a stereo install?
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2009, 08:43:35 PM »

Wait who brings a $100k car to circuit city for a stereo install?
That's what i was thinking... ::)
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2009, 09:04:24 PM »

Wait who brings a $100k car to circuit city for a stereo install?

You would be surprised.  I keep a lot of fuses in my tool box.
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2009, 09:15:28 PM »

Wife sent me this e-mail:

PAY ATTENTION

> First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
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> They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.. The professor started the class by telling them, ‘In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.’ For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
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> ‘Go ahead and do the same thing,’ he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
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> When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, ‘The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.’ ‘Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough, it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.’



Thats who takes a car to a retail store for a stereo install.
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2009, 09:18:32 PM »

Wait who brings a $185k car to circuit city for a stereo install?
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2009, 09:18:54 PM »

I forgot about the lambo trade-in with the sony xplode head unit.  Ill try to find the pic. I shit you not.  :?:
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2009, 09:33:41 PM »

They had a thing on the news about those kinda dentistry places. Some 5yr old had 17 root canals. He was 7 and had more bling in his mouth (full metal teeth) than most rappers.

I recall seeing some thread somewhere about destroyed vipers. Apparently 25% of Viper accidents happen with under 5 miles on the odometer. Rich people with expensive cars should not be taking it places where they pay their workers under $10/hr.
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2009, 09:35:41 PM »

i knew a vet doctor man was balling. given he didnt make his millions, yep, millions in the animal business, it gave him a start. buying, owning, and selling and renting, made him his money....rip as hes dead now.
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2009, 10:11:59 PM »

There are some in every field that have greed as the no.1 prioity.  Some vets live well, some give back.  Some doc's live well, some give back. 

I know many decent vets here, my wife rescues and rehabs wild birds.  Most vets here donate meds and supplies to her for taking care of the birds.  I usually end up donating as well, not by choice, but its all good.  The only vet in town that is really in it for the money is the animal emergency center thats open 24 ours a day.
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2009, 10:16:24 PM »

did he take it to walmart for oil changes?
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2009, 10:21:45 PM »

No, Joe's garage, where the car is worth 100 times joe's estate.  Walmart could pay up if something happened.
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2009, 10:23:04 PM »

how about owners of 1.5million dollar cars like this:


2006 Bugatti Veyron 16.4

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Here are more pictures from last month's wreck of the first Bugatti Veyron:

This is the first Bugatti Veyron to be wrecked on the streets. It is the fastest and most expensive production vehichle in history, list price about $1.6 million.

The Veyron was doing around 100mph when it spun out of control, spinning 3 times before hitting a Vauxhall Astra with a 7-month pregnant woman inside. It then smashed into trees up a 3 foot embankment.

The Bugatti driver was with a younger male passenger. The car was taken away by the same truck driver who had delivered it to the owner just a week earlier. The owner is a businessman in his 40's who runs a rental car company with his brothers.

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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2009, 10:42:27 PM »

did he take it to walmart for oil changes?

Walmart could pay up if something happened.

Thats funny because we had a customer come in a few weeks ago with a 2006 Kia Sorento with about 25k miles on it, they had their oil change done at wal-mart and they double o-ringed the filter, the customer kept driving and didnt notice. launched a rod out of the bottom of the oil pan. Walmart refused to put a brand new motor in the car (costs 5500) insted they put a nice used engine in for 2000 bucks. The customer is pissed because now his 10/100000 mile warranty is now void (powertrain wise) I dont blame him.. I would be pissed too!

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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2009, 09:52:12 PM »

Someone should have got some legal help on that one, unless Wal-Mart wanted to take over the warranty.
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2009, 10:05:04 PM »

Who the fuck takes a porsche to a circuit city. Its his fault for taking it there. Hes a dousche, he should of bought a crx and turbod it
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« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2009, 10:19:47 PM »

Who the fuck takes a porsche to a circuit city. Its his fault for taking it there. Hes a dousche, he should of bought a crx and turbod it


Those who follow his logic, dont have the common sense God gave a grapefruit, much less the ability to build a forced induction vehicle.
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2009, 02:47:08 PM »

Wait who brings a $100k car to circuit city for a stereo install?

What percentage of the nba has 87 in the tank of their million dollar hot rods? 
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2009, 03:14:51 PM »

did he take it to walmart for oil changes?

Walmart could pay up if something happened.

Thats funny because we had a customer come in a few weeks ago with a 2006 Kia Sorento with about 25k miles on it, they had their oil change done at wal-mart and they double o-ringed the filter, the customer kept driving and didnt notice. launched a rod out of the bottom of the oil pan. Walmart refused to put a brand new motor in the car (costs 5500) insted they put a nice used engine in for 2000 bucks. The customer is pissed because now his 10/100000 mile warranty is now void (powertrain wise) I dont blame him.. I would be pissed too!




I go burn that Walmart to the ground  :evil:
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2009, 03:37:16 PM »

the local walmart here paid out $2700 plus to replace the trans/diff in my moms 02 outback 3.0V6 after the kid drained most of the trans instead of the oil in it
listed on the paperwork that it had a leaking diff and a sealed automatic trans  ::)
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2009, 08:24:08 PM »

I have personally seen various Wal-Mart fuck up oil changes. When I was working at Jiffy Lube, we saw cars without oil filters, drain plugs gone, and cars with loose oil filters and drain plugs. It goes to show you, never trust anyone but yourself when working on your own car.
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Re: Porsche Owner Owned
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2009, 11:19:56 PM »

did he take it to walmart for oil changes?

Walmart could pay up if something happened.

Thats funny because we had a customer come in a few weeks ago with a 2006 Kia Sorento with about 25k miles on it, they had their oil change done at wal-mart and they double o-ringed the filter, the customer kept driving and didnt notice. launched a rod out of the bottom of the oil pan. Walmart refused to put a brand new motor in the car (costs 5500) insted they put a nice used engine in for 2000 bucks. The customer is pissed because now his 10/100000 mile warranty is now void (powertrain wise) I dont blame him.. I would be pissed too!




I go burn that Walmart to the ground  :evil:


Whoa dude, there was a bomb/shooting threat on the local walmart here last night... :o
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