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darkelvis

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New addition to the wife...
« on: November 14, 2009, 08:19:42 PM »

She just got this done a few hours ago...still red and nasty lookin.

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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 08:21:02 PM »

Reading the thread title I instantly thought someone got implants.  :?:
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 08:29:25 PM »

Reading the thread title I instantly thought someone got implants.  :?:

If I could convince my wife to get some fake titties..... :noel:

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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2009, 08:48:29 PM »

Reading the thread title I instantly thought someone got implants.  :?:
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2009, 08:55:33 PM »

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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2009, 09:45:26 PM »

I thought it was going to be boobs too  :(
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2009, 09:46:53 PM »

Reading the thread title I instantly thought someone got implants.  :?:

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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2009, 09:52:52 PM »

Can we see a picture of your wifes yumyum and whowhos
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2009, 09:57:38 PM »

Can we see a picture of your wifes yumyum and whowhos

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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2009, 10:24:42 PM »

Can we see a picture of your wifes yumyum and whowhos

i thought you got a lady of the night on the side plus your wife. you proved me wrong. she should of got a tattoo of a rabbit getting its brains shot out. but still looks nice.
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2009, 12:18:27 AM »

Can we see a picture of your wifes yumyum and whowhos

He posted em on ohmt.
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2009, 01:50:10 AM »

Fix her face
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2009, 02:09:44 AM »

I have bigger tits then her
we dont want to know about your man tits  :?:
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2009, 04:46:24 AM »

Lol i was searching for indonesian or polynesian tattoos and I found this






Lulz I was thinking of getting something like this





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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2009, 06:25:57 AM »

Mayan shit.....you less than 4ft tall you need that. greater than 4ft your a tat nut swinger that belongs on BISI's nuts  :yes:
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2009, 11:49:13 AM »

thats some  weak ass side boob
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2009, 11:57:08 AM »

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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2009, 02:54:51 PM »

Tat looks good, looks like it was done well.  I'm not real big on the shoulder/arm tattoos on girls myself though.  To each his own!  I thought it was going to be implants also.
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2009, 09:47:22 PM »

The general rule of implants "the guy that buys the bolt ons does not get to play with them".
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2009, 09:59:42 PM »

If I've told my child once, I've told her a thousand times: don't get some tacky tramp tattoo floating off in space, get a full sleeve.

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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2009, 10:06:37 PM »

your wife has sum small boobies.. should have got implants + pic posted :yes:
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2009, 10:55:52 PM »

If I've told my child once, I've told her a thousand times: don't get some tacky tramp tattoo floating off in space, get a full sleeve.
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2009, 10:56:26 PM »

The general rule of implants "the guy that buys the bolt ons does not get to play with them".

Funny you should say that.  I know a guy in that position.

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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2009, 10:58:42 PM »

dont we all?
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2009, 01:04:04 AM »

My tattoos always wash off
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2009, 01:19:51 AM »

My girlfriend got my name tattood on her ass. I was pissed and almost broke up with her over it.  Wouldn't that be ironic she gets dumped by me becuase she got my name tattoed on her ass. She's not attractive anyway so it's hard enough dealing with her as it is and then she gets the most retarded tattoo someone could get on her ass. It's hard enough to get hard for her and now I don't have the option to roll her over. because theres a fucking white trash fucking tramp tattoo of my fucking name on her fucking ass.
 I hate tattoos. I do not get why someone would want to pay someone to draw a permanent picture on themselves. My tastes change all the time I definatly wouldn't want something permanently stuck on me that costs ten time more to get taken off.

  The OP's wifes tattoo looks cool though and is atleast unique.
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2009, 01:31:45 AM »

My girlfriend got my name tattood on her ass. I was pissed and almost broke up with her over it.  Wouldn't that be ironic she gets dumped by me becuase she got my name tattoed on her ass. She's not attractive anyway so it's hard enough dealing with her as it is and then she gets the most retarded tattoo someone could get on her ass. It's hard enough to get hard for her and now I don't have the option to roll her over. because theres a fucking white trash fucking tramp tattoo of my fucking name on her fucking ass.
 I hate tattoos. I do not get why someone would want to pay someone to draw a permanent picture on themselves. My tastes change all the time I definatly wouldn't want something permanently stuck on me that costs ten time more to get taken off.

  The OP's wifes tattoo looks cool though and is atleast unique.

Jesus fuck dude.  If your girlfriend is ugly, doesn't get you hard, and is white-trash-retarded, just dump her ass.   Next thing you know she's fucking prego and you're dealing with that bitch for the rest of your fucking life whether you stay with her or not (Trust me, been there, done that)
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Re: New addition to the wife...
« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2009, 01:41:16 AM »

My girlfriend got my name tattood on her ass. I was pissed and almost broke up with her over it.  Wouldn't that be ironic she gets dumped by me becuase she got my name tattoed on her ass. She's not attractive anyway so it's hard enough dealing with her as it is and then she gets the most retarded tattoo someone could get on her ass. It's hard enough to get hard for her and now I don't have the option to roll her over. because theres a fucking white trash fucking tramp tattoo of my fucking name on her fucking ass.
 I hate tattoos. I do not get why someone would want to pay someone to draw a permanent picture on themselves. My tastes change all the time I definatly wouldn't want something permanently stuck on me that costs ten time more to get taken off.

  The OP's wifes tattoo looks cool though and is atleast unique.

Jesus fuck dude.  If your girlfriend is ugly, doesn't get you hard, and is white-trash-retarded, just dump her ass.   Next thing you know she's fucking prego and you're dealing with that bitch for the rest of your fucking life whether you stay with her or not (Trust me, been there, done that)
Oh the fucking Irony. That happend about five years and nine months ago thus I have a five year old 45 pound ball and chain locked to my ankle. LOL she's not that bad I'm just pissed at her right now.
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