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Title: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: Lowerit on January 27, 2010, 08:40:33 PM
Truck Jump (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCfgx_krIo0&feature=player_embedded#normal)
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: brine04 on January 27, 2010, 08:49:17 PM
Piece of Chev. That's what they get for only putting one tons under it.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: 90turboteg on January 27, 2010, 08:49:45 PM
wow. thats epic failure. maybe a guy with a 50k$+ truck shouldnt buy chinese suspention and bolts. is it just me or were the shocks being held in by one bolt? also why the fuck was he jumping that thing in the first place. wow what hillbillys do for fun. i bet johnny was there...
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: Loki on January 27, 2010, 08:51:55 PM
I lol'd  :D
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Post by: random-strike on January 27, 2010, 08:53:03 PM
saw it already. pretty funny. those things are junk

even the a lot of the monster trucks break when they jump and they have massive amounts of money into them.

too much weight, too high off the ground. not much you can do
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: ADSR on January 27, 2010, 09:50:09 PM
fucking shitbox chevy
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: CSaddict on January 27, 2010, 09:52:01 PM
That was on my offroad forum. From what I read most the suspension mounts in that truck were single shear garbage.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on January 27, 2010, 09:53:27 PM
ive had as much air under my old k5 as that shitbox is tall and it didnt break...

what a fucking joke
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: keelay on January 27, 2010, 09:56:48 PM
The Duke boys did shit ALOT bigger than that once a fucking week. Charger FTW!
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: 1fasthf on January 27, 2010, 10:07:44 PM
lol O0 :mexi:
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: highroller54 on January 27, 2010, 10:15:07 PM
most the suspension mounts in that truck were single shear garbage.

That thing was in a magazine about a year ago and I commented then about all the lower shock mounts being week ass single shear, looks like I was right. I have jumped a 82 civic higher then that, seriously.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: random-strike on January 27, 2010, 10:31:31 PM
The Duke boys did shit ALOT bigger than that once a fucking week. Charger FTW!
do you know how many cars that show went through

almost all of them
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: malichite on January 28, 2010, 11:47:56 AM
1?
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: keelay on January 28, 2010, 12:41:17 PM
And that big ass truck didn't even a cool Dixie horn. I'm just thoroughly let down.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: highroller54 on January 28, 2010, 01:06:14 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogcdn.com%2Fwww.autoblog.com%2Fmedia%2F2010%2F01%2Fshockingshock.jpg&hash=3c54b77a76bd57dca786e0b2ab4ce1ae79fe3bf5)
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: Conceptz-X on January 28, 2010, 01:55:21 PM
And that big ass truck didn't even a cool Dixie horn. I'm just thoroughly let down.
+1
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: turbob16hatch on January 28, 2010, 01:59:05 PM
saw it already. pretty funny. those things are junk

even the a lot of the monster trucks break when they jump and they have massive amounts of money into them.

too much weight, too high off the ground. not much you can do

Serisouly, what fucking truck jumps like a foot then the suspension falls off.

Monster trucks jump 10 feet in the air and worst case pop a tire. Go watch some fucking monster jam you dumb redneck.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on January 28, 2010, 02:06:54 PM
Stock 1/2 ton K5 Blazer Chassis (HAD DANAS IN IT THOUGH :o), 396 CUin w/ TH400 T205  3" body lift 6" Skyjacker springs and triple ranchos all around with 38.5"  SS TSLs... I lofted that thing at 35 MPH (OR WHATEVER ABOUT THE TOP OF 2ND WAS IN 4l) up river beds higher and taller than that truck and the only thing I ever broke was a tailshaft and a TC chain....


Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: random-strike on January 28, 2010, 02:29:15 PM
saw it already. pretty funny. those things are junk

even the a lot of the monster trucks break when they jump and they have massive amounts of money into them.

too much weight, too high off the ground. not much you can do

Serisouly, what fucking truck jumps like a foot then the suspension falls off.

Monster trucks jump 10 feet in the air and worst case pop a tire. Go watch some fucking monster jam you dumb redneck.

you're accusing a dumb redneck of not watching monster trucks?
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: Lowerit on January 28, 2010, 02:36:37 PM
It's funny that the guy that built that POS would be outdone by 1/2 the people on here with a Mig welder and a chop saw.

Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: keelay on January 28, 2010, 02:49:00 PM
It's funny that the guy that built that POS would be outdone by 1/2 the people on here with a Mig welder and a chop saw.



Don't you DARE not mention JB Weld, you son of a bitch.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: turbob16hatch on January 28, 2010, 03:09:22 PM
saw it already. pretty funny. those things are junk

even the a lot of the monster trucks break when they jump and they have massive amounts of money into them.

too much weight, too high off the ground. not much you can do

Serisouly, what fucking truck jumps like a foot then the suspension falls off.

Monster trucks jump 10 feet in the air and worst case pop a tire. Go watch some fucking monster jam you dumb redneck.

you're accusing a dumb redneck of not watching monster trucks?

No i'm accusing you of being stupid for saying his pos show truck is anything like a monster truck. If it can't do that, then wtf can it do.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: Jorsher on January 28, 2010, 03:14:46 PM
It's funny that the guy that built that POS would be outdone by 1/2 the people on here with a Mig welder and a chop saw.



Don't you DARE not mention JB Weld, you son of a bitch.

haha

POS.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: random-strike on January 28, 2010, 04:40:56 PM
saw it already. pretty funny. those things are junk

even the a lot of the monster trucks break when they jump and they have massive amounts of money into them.

too much weight, too high off the ground. not much you can do

Serisouly, what fucking truck jumps like a foot then the suspension falls off.

Monster trucks jump 10 feet in the air and worst case pop a tire. Go watch some fucking monster jam you dumb redneck.

you're accusing a dumb redneck of not watching monster trucks?

No i'm accusing you of being stupid for saying his pos show truck is anything like a monster truck. If it can't do that, then wtf can it do.

learn to read faggot. i never said it was like a monster truck.

dumb nigger
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: ironcrx on January 28, 2010, 04:58:27 PM
Whats even more gratifying to watch is how shiny brand new everything is when it breaks. 

I was kinda hoping for more of a fuck up, but it seems like its more embarrassing how it went to shit in such a lame manner compared to crashing/flipping/etc.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: brine04 on January 28, 2010, 05:04:17 PM
Wow single shear to the max and it even looks like they used a single bolt to attach both coilovers. Just goes to show shiny expensive shit can still be ghetto.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: fishinfool88 on January 28, 2010, 07:02:45 PM
Seems like he's trying to make up for something, damn shame he wasn't able to keep it up for long, either.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: snm95ls on January 28, 2010, 08:11:54 PM
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lol.  Single shear FTL.

Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: Whitey on January 28, 2010, 08:14:58 PM
lol.  Single shear FTL.


Its actually a reverse double shear of failure. 

Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: Corey on January 29, 2010, 05:02:12 AM
wow. 1 bolt holding the entire trucks weight. thats fucking retarded, especially considering the amount of work that was put into that setup.

johnny's truck could even out jump that thing.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: onlyflash944 on January 29, 2010, 04:19:15 PM
ive had as much air under my old k5 as that shitbox is tall and it didnt break...

what a fucking joke

i've had more air under a civic than that and it didnt' break




until i fucked up the threads on a lower ball joint castle nut and didn't bother replacing it.  that cought up to me pretty quick
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: 7808 on January 29, 2010, 04:27:53 PM
i jumped my mazda 323 that already had a rusted gone engine mount (replaced with a ratchet strap) that high off train tracks and my shit didnt break,  i jumped a lincoln off a busted piece of highway cement and all i did was break an axle and drove it never fixed, my friend jumped my 90 hatch in a parking lot and i almost got knocked out on the cieling, i could go on, that truck is pussy
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: malichite on January 29, 2010, 06:34:16 PM
I was in the store yesterday and this piece of shit is on the front of 4 wheeler magazine or one of those fucking off road magazines. 
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: Foowee on January 29, 2010, 07:11:18 PM
ssac bolts+solid understanding of load distribution=win
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: rsmith2786 on January 29, 2010, 09:36:20 PM
Look at all the work done to beef up that axle.  Then a single bolt?  That's so retarded I almost want to say it was a set-up.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: 7808 on January 30, 2010, 11:07:26 AM
what are those straps for ?   so his wheels n shit dont fall off when hes airborn ?  lol
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: turbob16hatch on January 30, 2010, 11:20:45 AM
My old crx has been over 3 feet in the air. and only thing that happened was the front lip fell off. It was evena  Y-49 so fuck this truck
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: ghettoturbo on January 30, 2010, 12:23:10 PM
what are those straps for ?   so his wheels n shit dont fall off when hes airborn ?  lol

Limiting straps to limit downward suspension travel
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: 88dx on January 30, 2010, 12:40:33 PM
only non fail in that vid is the chick in the reds ass  :noel:
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: Tim on January 31, 2010, 12:33:53 AM
i read all the comments about jumping cars higher and thought 'sure' but damn that really was pitiful and I took my 92 lumina off worse shit many times and only twisted the unibody slightly at some point.

Though humiliating sometimes its what people need to learn how to build shit the right way and he should be able to adapt most of what he has without too extreme expense.  I'm redesigning a machine right now from the shitty job the engineer we just fired did.  It really reinforces theories etc to see something epically fail.

Ironically this morning I noticed he had pneumatic cylinders bolted on a single shear shoulder bolt and the first thing I did was replace it with a pin in double shear.  It is some pretty basic shit
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on January 31, 2010, 01:40:17 AM
Its strange that one whole side broke... i would think both front mounts would shear first.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: HiProfile on January 31, 2010, 04:31:59 AM
I jumped a 16' donzi that high off an alumacraft, shit didn't break either! Rivets ftw. :noel:
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: schim187 on January 31, 2010, 03:18:28 PM
I was in the store yesterday and this piece of shit is on the front of 4 wheeler magazine or one of those fucking off road magazines. 

Ya, March 2010 issue of Four wheeler...this truck was custom built by bigfoot...had like $100,000 worth of parts on it, custom 4-link suspension, biodiesel motor with somethin arojnd 900 hp and 1200 ft/lb torque, 150 shot nitrous, the inside was decked to the max with 6 7" monitors and 3 amps all custom hand crafted...steering axle in the back for articulated steering, custom fabbed to relocate the pumpkin to the center, divorced transfercase to correct driveshaft angle, dual eiback coilovers at each wheel, 51" tires with custom beadlock, limiting straps for .....


ALL that and they failed to see such a weak point in the suspension...haha FAIL!
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: SgtB on January 31, 2010, 04:57:41 PM
Ironically this morning I noticed he had pneumatic cylinders bolted on a single shear shoulder bolt and the first thing I did was replace it with a pin in double shear.  It is some pretty basic shit

I've got the same thing on a machine at my plant. 4 large dump doors with pneumatic cylinders that are single sheer bolted to the side of the machine in such a way that the action tightens and loosens the bolt. What genius designs these things? I stacked a bunch of greased washers on each side and tacked it for now until I get some brackets made.
Title: Re: You Suck at fabrication
Post by: Phate on January 31, 2010, 05:30:08 PM
I jumped a 16' donzi that high off an alumacraft, shit didn't break either! Rivets ftw. :noel:

Took a 25' Chris Craft over a sandbar (accident) at around 35.  Probably got about as much air.  Only bent the prop.