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Title: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 11:23:46 AM
I need a Corvette and a box of Viagra.




FUCK YOU!
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Post by: 97Econobox on September 28, 2010, 11:27:01 AM
If you had taken me up on my offer you could be enjoying a sloppy cheeseburger.

a 40 year old with a honda in the car mags that all the kids buy and a cheeseburger addiction.  its good to be the king.
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Post by: Jorsher on September 28, 2010, 11:28:54 AM
Dare I say, the burger king?
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 11:29:26 AM
The Love.. 1 F331 It
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Post by: narfdanarf on September 28, 2010, 11:40:08 AM
You would look good in a vette O0
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Post by: 97Econobox on September 28, 2010, 11:46:07 AM
WIth one of those horseshoe pony tail jobs too.  All bald up top but long and greasey in the back. 


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Title: Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
Post by: Jorsher on September 28, 2010, 11:58:30 AM
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Post by: highroller54 on September 28, 2010, 12:05:02 PM
holy fuck I thought I was old  :P

happy birthday big nog.
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Post by: BoostedSchemes on September 28, 2010, 12:16:05 PM
you dont look a day over 36 happy bday
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Post by: ratcityrex on September 28, 2010, 12:46:06 PM
So wow. Your fucking old. ;) I bet when u were younger and tweaking you would have never thought u would have seen 40. Happy bday man!
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Post by: PhilStubbs on September 28, 2010, 01:03:09 PM
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE OLD!!!!

catching up to JD





You would look good in a vette O0

Do you really think he would fit?
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Post by: Joseph Davis on September 28, 2010, 01:05:17 PM
I need a Corvette sized box of Viagra.
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Post by: snm95ls on September 28, 2010, 01:22:53 PM
Holy shit!

Old fucker.

 :P
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Post by: narfdanarf on September 28, 2010, 01:31:13 PM

Do you really think he would fit?

I don't think it would be a problem of fitting in the car...maybe getting out.  The vette is actually pretty roomy...I mean it's a normal sized car with only 2 seats...very comfortable for long trips and I got 30mpg on the last one.
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Post by: PhilStubbs on September 28, 2010, 01:35:53 PM
I have never been in one. They look tight.
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 01:41:02 PM
I managed to get in and out of Chubby Randalls SCCA caged EG just fine, a Vette is a cake walk.
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Post by: narfdanarf on September 28, 2010, 01:47:29 PM
ha my caged and lowered civic sits like a truck compared to the vagina getter.  This is before I finished lowering the rear.
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Post by: Urban Indian on September 28, 2010, 01:51:03 PM
your old. Just so you know  :noel:
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Post by: snm95ls on September 28, 2010, 02:08:55 PM
C5 and newer are exceptionally roomy and easy to get in and out of.

A pile of fuck C4 would be a different story though.
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Post by: Towdogg on September 28, 2010, 02:18:07 PM
You need a van with no windows....  Fuck a vette!
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 02:22:00 PM
No I need a SF sticker for the Accord.
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Post by: j.h.christ on September 28, 2010, 02:47:53 PM
No I need an SF sticker

Everyone already knows you're a Super Faggot, why the sticker?
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 02:50:37 PM
Says the Queen of all that is sloppy, greasy and brown
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Post by: Jorsher on September 28, 2010, 02:55:55 PM
Says the Queen of all that is sloppy, greasy and brown

burger queen ???
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Post by: jay on September 28, 2010, 03:09:16 PM
damn.. 39 sounds sooo much younger than 40... you should kill yourself.
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 03:12:14 PM
Durka??
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Post by: Hotrodlincoln on September 28, 2010, 03:17:25 PM
You need a grown mans car. Better start building that charger!
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Post by: snm95ls on September 28, 2010, 04:04:33 PM
No I need a SF sticker for the Accord.

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 ???
Title: Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
Post by: 92CXyD on September 28, 2010, 04:10:31 PM
Yeah I'm almost there myself.

I look better w/ full head of hair half of the weight.  ;D

Remember 40 is the new 20, and you are more having more fun now then you did when you were 20. ;D :yes:

Hopefully you are not getting AARP, medicare supplemental ins. crap in the mail already, I am!!!!!!!!!!  :?:
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Post by: jarebear667 on September 28, 2010, 04:12:44 PM
almost old enough for the senior discount at the BK
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 04:14:12 PM
Yeah I'm almost there myself.

I look better w/ full head of hair half of the weight.  ;D

Remember 40 is the new 20, and you are more having more fun now then you did when you were 20. ;D :yes:



Russ I love you, you know this (Not in a ima fuck your ass kinda way, sorry)... But Im much prettier.
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Post by: 92CXyD on September 28, 2010, 04:15:40 PM
Yeah I'm almost there myself.

I look better w/ full head of hair half of the weight.  ;D

Remember 40 is the new 20, and you are more having more fun now then you did when you were 20. ;D :yes:



Russ I love you, you know this (Not in a ima fuck your ass kinda way, sorry)... But Im much prettier.

Ok if we are using your mirror or if we ask chicks who bad boy looking guys, yeah you would win.  ;D
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Post by: chris on September 28, 2010, 04:24:00 PM
Time to move back to butte county and get a retirement home in paradise.
Title: Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
Post by: crttaz on September 28, 2010, 04:35:49 PM
I need a Corvette and a box of Viagra.




FUCK YOU!

Maybe when you're 50.

STFU, you're still younger than me!
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 04:39:55 PM
THANK GOD.
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Post by: jay on September 28, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
maybe now you can rock this link in your sig?

http://spiker.ytmnd.com/ (http://spiker.ytmnd.com/)
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 05:41:20 PM
I can have Pigeon burg3r?  Durka?
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Post by: jay on September 28, 2010, 05:44:19 PM
I can have Pigeon burg3r?  Durka?

maybe.
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Post by: jay on September 28, 2010, 05:44:35 PM
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Title: Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
Post by: 92CXyD on September 28, 2010, 05:45:45 PM
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LOL  ;D
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Post by: CSaddict on September 28, 2010, 05:46:27 PM
Thanks for making me feel young again BDVT!!! Happy B day old man.
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Post by: SOHCKLR657 on September 28, 2010, 05:48:16 PM
Paging Spiker Happy BDay Nigger! :yes: May the day be filled with raunchy farts and crude humor for you my fat friend.

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Post by: chris on September 28, 2010, 07:07:51 PM
Whats the bday dinner plan?
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Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on September 28, 2010, 08:23:04 PM
Happy birthday fatman, so what is turning 40? your DD tits or your snowman sized belly? Or all of it?
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 08:46:36 PM
I will celebrate by buying .40 ammo in bulk
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Post by: 88dx on September 28, 2010, 10:35:45 PM
I will celebrate by buying .40 ammo in bulk
Buy me some u old fuck
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 11:15:55 PM
75 per 250.
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Post by: shadow on September 28, 2010, 11:53:35 PM
happy birthday brian.
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on September 29, 2010, 01:49:32 AM
My man.  O0
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Post by: jabberwock on September 29, 2010, 08:35:52 AM
I'll drink a 40 as a salute to you
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on September 29, 2010, 08:43:43 AM
Thanx... LOL
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Post by: jabberwock on September 29, 2010, 08:53:45 AM
.. in 40 seconds :)
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Post by: dvst8r on September 29, 2010, 09:27:46 AM
Happy birthday Big  O0
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Post by: PhilStubbs on September 29, 2010, 09:54:56 AM
Happy birthday negro!

I would buy you a proper bacon cheeseburger if I was within driving distance.
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Post by: jay on October 05, 2010, 02:28:48 AM
when i first saw the title of this thread i thought he meant 40 degrees tomorrow and the first thought that went through my mind was spiker with hard erect nipples cause of the cold

mmmmmm

^^
  true story
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Post by: SQ is the SQUAD on October 05, 2010, 09:31:23 AM
make a doctors appointment. times to start getting the finger wave nigger


just make sure the doctor dosent have both hands on your shoulders when he does it.................
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Post by: 92CXyD on October 05, 2010, 09:33:41 AM
make a doctors appointment. times to start getting the finger wave nigger


just make sure the doctor dosent have both hands on your shoulders when he does it.................

Just get a Chick for a doctor so you can get the bill taken care of at the same time.  ;) ;D :yes: :evil: Jew :mexi: O0
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Post by: flat_black on October 06, 2010, 03:27:06 AM
make a doctors appointment. times to start getting the finger wave nigger


just make sure the doctor dosent have both hands on your shoulders when he does it.................

minor details...thats chubby fucker doesnt care, i bet he would perfer it
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Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on October 06, 2010, 03:31:13 AM
make a doctors appointment. times to start getting the finger wave nigger


just make sure the doctor dosent have both hands on your shoulders when he does it.................

minor details...thats chubby fucker doesnt care, i bet he would perfer it

Unless the doc is sportin a 12+ incher its unlikely he'd even be able to reach the fatmans stinky brown eye due to his huge ass cheeks.
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Post by: Gold DA9 on October 06, 2010, 05:05:25 AM
you need a A-Team Van
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Post by: jay on October 07, 2010, 12:24:11 AM
penisicle.