Topic: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow. (Read 12649 times)

bigdaddyvtec · « **on:** September 28, 2010, 11:23:46 AM »

I need a Corvette and a box of Viagra.

FUCK YOU!

97Econobox · « **Reply #1 on:** September 28, 2010, 11:27:01 AM »

If you had taken me up on my offer you could be enjoying a sloppy cheeseburger.

a 40 year old with a honda in the car mags that all the kids buy and a cheeseburger addiction. its good to be the king.

Jorsher · « **Reply #2 on:** September 28, 2010, 11:28:54 AM »

Dare I say, the burger king?

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #3 on:** September 28, 2010, 11:29:26 AM »

The Love.. 1 F331 It

narfdanarf · « **Reply #4 on:** September 28, 2010, 11:40:08 AM »

You would look good in a vette

97Econobox · « **Reply #5 on:** September 28, 2010, 11:46:07 AM »

WIth one of those horseshoe pony tail jobs too. All bald up top but long and greasey in the back.

Jorsher · « **Reply #6 on:** September 28, 2010, 11:58:30 AM »

http://www.4029tv.com/r/25190150/detail.html

highroller54 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 28, 2010, 12:05:02 PM »

holy fuck I thought I was old

happy birthday big nog.

BoostedSchemes · « **Reply #8 on:** September 28, 2010, 12:16:05 PM »

you dont look a day over 36 happy bday

ratcityrex · « **Reply #9 on:** September 28, 2010, 12:46:06 PM »

So wow. Your fucking old.

I bet when u were younger and tweaking you would have never thought u would have seen 40. Happy bday man!

PhilStubbs · « **Reply #10 on:** September 28, 2010, 01:03:09 PM »

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE OLD!!!!

catching up to JD

Quote from: narfdanarf on September 28, 2010, 11:40:08 AM

You would look good in a vette

Do you really think he would fit?

Joseph Davis · « **Reply #11 on:** September 28, 2010, 01:05:17 PM »

Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 11:23:46 AM

I need a Corvette sized box of Viagra.

snm95ls · « **Reply #12 on:** September 28, 2010, 01:22:53 PM »

Holy shit!

Old fucker.

narfdanarf · « **Reply #13 on:** September 28, 2010, 01:31:13 PM »

Quote from: SecksyPeePee on September 28, 2010, 01:03:09 PM

Do you really think he would fit?

I don't think it would be a problem of fitting in the car...maybe getting out. The vette is actually pretty roomy...I mean it's a normal sized car with only 2 seats...very comfortable for long trips and I got 30mpg on the last one.

PhilStubbs · « **Reply #14 on:** September 28, 2010, 01:35:53 PM »

I have never been in one. They look tight.

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #15 on:** September 28, 2010, 01:41:02 PM »

I managed to get in and out of Chubby Randalls SCCA caged EG just fine, a Vette is a cake walk.

narfdanarf · « **Reply #16 on:** September 28, 2010, 01:47:29 PM »

ha my caged and lowered civic sits like a truck compared to the vagina getter. This is before I finished lowering the rear.

Urban Indian · « **Reply #17 on:** September 28, 2010, 01:51:03 PM »

your old. Just so you know

snm95ls · « **Reply #18 on:** September 28, 2010, 02:08:55 PM »

C5 and newer are exceptionally roomy and easy to get in and out of.

A pile of fuck C4 would be a different story though.

Towdogg · « **Reply #19 on:** September 28, 2010, 02:18:07 PM »

You need a van with no windows.... Fuck a vette!

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #20 on:** September 28, 2010, 02:22:00 PM »

No I need a SF sticker for the Accord.

j.h.christ · « **Reply #21 on:** September 28, 2010, 02:47:53 PM »

Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 02:22:00 PM

No I need an SF sticker

Everyone already knows you're a Super Faggot, why the sticker?

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #22 on:** September 28, 2010, 02:50:37 PM »

Says the Queen of all that is sloppy, greasy and brown

Jorsher · « **Reply #23 on:** September 28, 2010, 02:55:55 PM »

Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 02:50:37 PM

Says the Queen of all that is sloppy, greasy and brown

burger queen

jay · « **Reply #24 on:** September 28, 2010, 03:09:16 PM »

damn.. 39 sounds sooo much younger than 40... you should kill yourself.

bigdaddyvtec · « **Reply #25 on:** September 28, 2010, 03:12:14 PM »

Durka??

Hotrodlincoln · « **Reply #26 on:** September 28, 2010, 03:17:25 PM »

You need a grown mans car. Better start building that charger!

snm95ls · « **Reply #27 on:** September 28, 2010, 04:04:33 PM »

Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on September 28, 2010, 02:22:00 PM

No I need a SF sticker for the Accord.

92CXyD · « **Reply #28 on:** September 28, 2010, 04:10:31 PM »

Yeah I'm almost there myself.

I look better w/ full head of hair half of the weight. ;D

Remember 40 is the new 20, and you are more having more fun now then you did when you were 20. ;D :yes:

Hopefully you are not getting AARP, medicare supplemental ins. crap in the mail already, I am!!!!!!!!!!

jarebear667 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 28, 2010, 04:12:44 PM »

almost old enough for the senior discount at the BK

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