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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2010, 04:14:12 PM »

Yeah I'm almost there myself.

I look better w/ full head of hair half of the weight.  ;D

Remember 40 is the new 20, and you are more having more fun now then you did when you were 20. ;D :yes:



Russ I love you, you know this (Not in a ima fuck your ass kinda way, sorry)... But Im much prettier.
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2010, 04:15:40 PM »

Yeah I'm almost there myself.

I look better w/ full head of hair half of the weight.  ;D

Remember 40 is the new 20, and you are more having more fun now then you did when you were 20. ;D :yes:



Russ I love you, you know this (Not in a ima fuck your ass kinda way, sorry)... But Im much prettier.

Ok if we are using your mirror or if we ask chicks who bad boy looking guys, yeah you would win.  ;D

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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2010, 04:24:00 PM »

Time to move back to butte county and get a retirement home in paradise.
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2010, 04:35:49 PM »

I need a Corvette and a box of Viagra.




FUCK YOU!

Maybe when you're 50.

STFU, you're still younger than me!
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2010, 04:39:55 PM »

THANK GOD.
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #35 on: September 28, 2010, 05:32:58 PM »

maybe now you can rock this link in your sig?

http://spiker.ytmnd.com/
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2010, 05:41:20 PM »

I can have Pigeon burg3r?  Durka?
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2010, 05:44:19 PM »

I can have Pigeon burg3r?  Durka?

maybe.
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #38 on: September 28, 2010, 05:44:35 PM »

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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2010, 05:45:45 PM »

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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #40 on: September 28, 2010, 05:46:27 PM »

Thanks for making me feel young again BDVT!!! Happy B day old man.
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« Reply #41 on: September 28, 2010, 05:48:16 PM »

Paging Spiker Happy BDay Nigger! :yes: May the day be filled with raunchy farts and crude humor for you my fat friend.

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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #42 on: September 28, 2010, 07:07:51 PM »

Whats the bday dinner plan?
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #43 on: September 28, 2010, 08:23:04 PM »

Happy birthday fatman, so what is turning 40? your DD tits or your snowman sized belly? Or all of it?
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« Reply #44 on: September 28, 2010, 08:46:36 PM »

I will celebrate by buying .40 ammo in bulk
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #45 on: September 28, 2010, 10:35:45 PM »

I will celebrate by buying .40 ammo in bulk
Buy me some u old fuck
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« Reply #46 on: September 28, 2010, 11:15:55 PM »

75 per 250.
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #47 on: September 28, 2010, 11:53:35 PM »

happy birthday brian.
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« Reply #48 on: September 29, 2010, 01:49:32 AM »

My man.  O0
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« Reply #49 on: September 29, 2010, 08:35:52 AM »

I'll drink a 40 as a salute to you
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« Reply #50 on: September 29, 2010, 08:43:43 AM »

Thanx... LOL
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #51 on: September 29, 2010, 08:53:45 AM »

.. in 40 seconds :)
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« Reply #52 on: September 29, 2010, 09:27:46 AM »

Happy birthday Big  O0
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« Reply #53 on: September 29, 2010, 09:54:56 AM »

Happy birthday negro!

I would buy you a proper bacon cheeseburger if I was within driving distance.
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #54 on: October 05, 2010, 02:28:48 AM »

when i first saw the title of this thread i thought he meant 40 degrees tomorrow and the first thought that went through my mind was spiker with hard erect nipples cause of the cold

mmmmmm

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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #55 on: October 05, 2010, 09:31:23 AM »

make a doctors appointment. times to start getting the finger wave nigger


just make sure the doctor dosent have both hands on your shoulders when he does it.................
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #56 on: October 05, 2010, 09:33:41 AM »

make a doctors appointment. times to start getting the finger wave nigger


just make sure the doctor dosent have both hands on your shoulders when he does it.................

Just get a Chick for a doctor so you can get the bill taken care of at the same time.  ;) ;D :yes: :evil: Jew :mexi: O0

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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #57 on: October 06, 2010, 03:27:06 AM »

make a doctors appointment. times to start getting the finger wave nigger


just make sure the doctor dosent have both hands on your shoulders when he does it.................

minor details...thats chubby fucker doesnt care, i bet he would perfer it
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #58 on: October 06, 2010, 03:31:13 AM »

make a doctors appointment. times to start getting the finger wave nigger


just make sure the doctor dosent have both hands on your shoulders when he does it.................

minor details...thats chubby fucker doesnt care, i bet he would perfer it

Unless the doc is sportin a 12+ incher its unlikely he'd even be able to reach the fatmans stinky brown eye due to his huge ass cheeks.
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Re: Jesus Fuck. 40 tomorrow.
« Reply #59 on: October 06, 2010, 05:05:25 AM »

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