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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: QikEnuF on September 06, 2009, 08:17:18 PM
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I'm swipe and wipe guy
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The question is who sits and wipe and who stands up? I was shocked to find out people sit down and wipe their ass. ???
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The question is who sits and wipe and who stands up? I was shocked to find out people sit down and wipe their ass. ???
Added. Who the fuck stands up to wipe? I stay squatted, don't wanna get the poo all over ma buttcheeks
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get you salad tossed and ull be a right
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fold that shit up and stand up to wipe. i hate breakthrough.
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fold to wipe, baby wipes after that, fresh and clean :noel:
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You guys wipe yourselves? Sheesh.
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Baby wipes, front to back.fresh and clean
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fold to wipe, baby wipes after that, fresh and clean :noel:
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wiping with baby wipes is probably the best solution to a shitty ass. and standing up to wipe your ass, how the fuck does that work?
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Threads like this validate my decision that having any sort of faith in humanity is a lost cause.
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wiping with baby wipes is probably the best solution to a shitty ass. and standing up to wipe your ass, how the fuck does that work?
+1 wtf, and what if you have a shit that has the consistency of a wendy's frosty? do you let it run down your leg? wtf.
I fold and wipe and sit while doing it. The normal way.
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Threads like this validate my decision that having any sort of faith in humanity is a lost cause.
You are mad because you had your TP rip while wiping, and you got poo on your hands. Man up
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Threads like this validate my decision that having any sort of faith in humanity is a lost cause.
You are mad because you had your TP rip while wiping, and you got poo on your hands. Man up
Ahh the surprise butthole tickle
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wiping with baby wipes is probably the best solution to a shitty ass. and standing up to wipe your ass, how the fuck does that work?
+1 wtf, and what if you have a shit that has the consistency of a wendy's frosty? do you let it run down your leg? wtf.
I fold and wipe and sit while doing it. The normal way.
How the hell does sitting down work? I prefer not to have my hand anywhere near a big pot of pissy shitty water. Not to mention if you have the shits it's going to rub all up on your sack.
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Tell me how standing up works? You dont stick your hand in the poo water, you gotta be careful of that, and you lift your sack to get to it. wtf do you do lol?
(this topic is getting on the verge of revolting)
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What do you mean what do you do? You stand up and wipe your ass. No sack lifting or poo water dodging involved.
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anybody take metamucil so they don't have to wipe, that stuff always makes me have a clean break, its the best
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What do you mean what do you do? You stand up and wipe your ass. No sack lifting or poo water dodging involved.
seriously its not science. your getting up anyway. your wiping your ass either way. fucking backdoor niggers
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if you stand and wipe your probly just making it worse and wiping more. what the hell. fuckin lean forward a little and wipe, i give it a couple tried then fuckin it im stepping into the shower for ass-down.
how expensive are baby wipes? i dont claim any children
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fold to wipe, baby wipes after that, fresh and clean :noel:
Plus one, no one wants a poopy asshole, then it gets all itchy all day long, and if you scratch it through your boxers you end up with skidmarks, and sometimes those skidmarks have limited slip stains.
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if you have to lift your nutsack, your wiping like a bitch
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im going to take a video of me wiping my ass with money sinister paypal'd me
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Fold the paper and sit down to wipe. ;)
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Sitting down, folded TP, front to back.
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sitting down, wipe front to back as to make sure not to get any dingleberries in my vagina hair or a UTI. Good wiping hygiene is important.
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I stand to wipe, fold a silk cloth (paper is too abrasive) and go back to front then use baby wipes and powder to freshen up.
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I was in egypt this summer, they dont have TP they dont even have toilets, you shit in a hold, wash it down with a bucket of water, wipe you're ass with you're hand and then wash you're hands.
pretty gross, and then I buy dirty cairo street food from those guys.
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fold to wipe, baby wipes after that, fresh and clean :noel:
thats the option i was looking for too. baby wipes are amazing
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Ate a C-store burrito for lunch almost didn't make it to the pot just now. My lower intestine hates me.
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Edit: I squirted on the waisband of my levis.
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Where's Julio? This thread needs him.
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this is a delicate procedure. first you stand up. becuase well only ladys wipe while sitting on the toilet. if your a man you will stand up and take pride while you wipe your asshole. now if your having troubles reaching your asshole or afraid of getting it "on the cheeks" or just want the spread. lift your lef and place it on something close by like the trash can or what i like to use the edge of the bath tub. now you of course will want to at least double over the paper, and if you got the thin stuff you will want to double it a few times. now you wipe it clean with a couple different wipes. and if you had a messy one, take a extra sheet fold it a few times over and dampen it with some warm water. now the warm water helps loosen that shit that wont come off and just feels good. now depending on your toilet and how much paper you use, you might want to flush the toilet if your using to much paper and droped a major dookey so it doesnt clog. no one wants to plundge a toilet. and if this happens at work fuck it just walk away and blame someone else if anyone asks. make sure to shit if you need to before you going in the shower. no one likes to take a shower then need a shit and then have that tainted feeling on your ass when your done.
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if any one of you stand there with your foot up on somthing wiping your ass, then your parents failed you
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Where's Julio? This thread needs him.
Julio is the expert on shitting your pants, not wiping your ass. He never gets to the toilet in the first place :?:
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i to use baby wipes. stay sitting.. i wipe once then fold for a second wipe usually gets it all
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you know what they say about double ply tp......if your finger breaks through, its because you wanted it to :yes:
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you know what they say about double ply tp......if your finger breaks through, its because you wanted it to :yes:
i have also heard this
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seriously how do you wipe sitting down? wtf.....
Just stand up and wipe, no need for fancy contortions or squatting all funny.
Oh and who buy cheap toilet paper, the last thing I'm doing is cheaping out on something i wipe my ass with.
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seriously how do you wipe sitting down? wtf.....
Just stand up and wipe, no need for fancy contortions or squatting all funny.
Oh and who buy cheap toilet paper, the last thing I'm doing is cheaping out on something i wipe my ass with.
It's not that hard to wipe your ass without standing up. Maybe I'm just skilled.
I lived with a friend that bought single-ply rough toilet paper.
I bought my own baller 2-ply soft stuff and enjoyed every sit.
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Wiping Your Butt. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEBt84BP84g#normal)
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Baby wipes, front to back.fresh and clean
+1 nigs
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Just gotta be careful not to burn yourself...
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it dosn't matter what tp im using i make about 4 wraps around my hand b/c theres no way in hell im getting shit on my fingers
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Mans don't wipe.
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Baby wipes, front to back.fresh and clean
+ 1 baby wipes are the shit they are about 4 bucks and 1 or 2 do the trick fuck toilet paper
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I wipe left to right, across both cheeks.
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if any one of you stand there with your foot up on somthing wiping your ass, then your parents failed you
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I spend more on TP than I do on car parts. Word. :noel:
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Who the fuck stands up to wipe?
What man wipes his ass from front to back? Do you fuckers sit facing the tank too?
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Way to revive a thread
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my toilet in japan had a little arm that came up and sprayed your asshole. it had like 3 levels of blasting power. iit also had a heated seat.
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my toilet in japan had a little arm that came up and sprayed your asshole. it had like 3 levels of blasting power. iit also had a heated seat.
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sundrymourning.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F03%2Fjpn05_toiletbuttons.jpg&hash=c4e94e453ff945b5834f0e9d7a7ef62cb1656702)
LOL@the flushing sound button.
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Who the fuck stands up to wipe?
What man wipes his ass from front to back? Do you fuckers sit facing the tank too?
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my toilet in japan had a little arm that came up and sprayed your asshole. it had like 3 levels of blasting power. iit also had a heated seat.
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sundrymourning.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F03%2Fjpn05_toiletbuttons.jpg&hash=c4e94e453ff945b5834f0e9d7a7ef62cb1656702)
Needs various blow-off valve sounds ftw.
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my toilet in japan had a little arm that came up and sprayed your asshole. it had like 3 levels of blasting power. iit also had a heated seat.
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sundrymourning.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F03%2Fjpn05_toiletbuttons.jpg&hash=c4e94e453ff945b5834f0e9d7a7ef62cb1656702)
Needs various blow-off valve sounds ftw.
+178656076544
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my toilet in japan had a little arm that came up and sprayed your asshole. it had like 3 levels of blasting power. iit also had a heated seat.
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sundrymourning.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F03%2Fjpn05_toiletbuttons.jpg&hash=c4e94e453ff945b5834f0e9d7a7ef62cb1656702)
Needs various blow-off valve sounds ftw.
I suspect those come naturally.
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my toilet in japan had a little arm that came up and sprayed your asshole. it had like 3 levels of blasting power. iit also had a heated seat.
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sundrymourning.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F03%2Fjpn05_toiletbuttons.jpg&hash=c4e94e453ff945b5834f0e9d7a7ef62cb1656702)
Needs various blow-off valve sounds ftw.
I suspect those come naturally.
lulz
heated seat would be nice. too many times i have stuck my buns on an ice cold seat :?:
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i dont know about that. i prefer a cold seat. i hate going to pinch off a loaf and the seat is still warm from someone else ass.
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A cold seat works for me too. There's a local building that has hot water piped to all the toilets so it always feels like someone just warmed it up for ya...
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My technique:
Intial wipe, your anus must be postioned directly above the toilet bowl.
All wipes thereafter may be performed after you spin 180*, face the toilet, continue to wipe.
This is done to ensure that poo doesn't fall into your underwear or the floor.